When we last left off, new bonds had been forged, lives were endangered, and there was badass fighting!

Now we return you to your reguarly schedualed Drama. Cause that was really hard to write and I am lazy.

LOVE YA GUIZ! Plz review my work? Plz?

- - - - - Chapter 16 - Love in the Darkness - - - - -

Bra reclined on the king sized bed of the hotel room. She was sucking on a lollipop, and enjoying a feeling of immense satisfaction.

Rolling over, she put her hand on the chest of the man beside her. "Mmm, that was amaizng. I never expected that you would be that good."

"Chaos, babe. I'm not the number one assasin of the Vongola for nothing." Reborn said, tenderly lifitng Bras chin. "And you werent half bad yourself."

Bra giggled. After they had fought for what had felt like hours on the roof of the School, Bra and Reborn had both felt a strange apreciation for each others skills. So, they had decided to put aside thier attempt to kill each other, and instead had sweet passonite sex in a hotel untill dawn.

"Do you want to go again before I have to go to school?" Bra asked as she traced a finger down Reborns chisled abbs.

"No. The limit of my form is about to wear off. But remeber..." he said sfotly as he stood up and put his hand back under her chin. "... we'll always have last night." Then he began to shrink, untill he was once agian child sized. Donning his Suit and Fedora, he picked up his breifcase and opened the door. Turning to look over his shoudler, he caught Bra's eye. "Ciao, Babe." Then he was gone, black smoke in the wind.

Bra fell back into the bed, already growing cold without him. "Reborn... will we ever meet again...?"

Outside the room, Reborn stood, his back to the wall, his eyes hidden by shadow.

"I doubt it." He whispered, before he faded away.

~~~ (Scene transition. I think)

Mars woke up. The sunlight gently streamed in from outside, illuminating her room softly with its tender caress. Mars stood up, streching, feeling great after a long

nights reast.

"Good morning sleepy head."

Mars screamed and jumped out of bed. Next to her was OROCHIMARU!

Orochimaru laughed. "Calm down. Its just me. What, you look like you've seen a ghost."

MArs pointed at him "YOU! I killed you and devoured your corpse! Why are you alive?!" Orochimaru laughed again before standing u and walking towards Mars. She was dreesed only in her soft red pajaamas, cut to low around the waist, and to high over the

belly button. It was very revealing. She cursed herslef for wering such comfortable clothing to bed.

Orochimaru however, was wearing a white night gown, totaly covering his body. He stopped placing one heand next to Mars;s head on the wall. "Dont be afraid, Mars-chan. I dont want to hurt you. Far from it. And I wont take advantage of you again, like I tried to do yesterday. That was very wrong of me."

"O-of Course it was! I-idiot!" Mars blurted, blushing. He actualy smelled pretty nice, for a zombie. Like rose petals.

"Now, Mars-chan. I know your dating that Sauske guy now. Belive me. We went out for a while. He's a total drag. You shoudl date me instead."

"Wait, what?" Mars gasped stepping back from Orochimaru and backing right into the wall. "You and Sauske-chan dated?"

Orochimaru shrugged. "Uh, yeah? I just said that. But hes a bore, so go out with me. Plz?"

"Eeeww! No! You are both guys and you dated? Thats wrong!" Mars said, slapping Orochimarus hand away.

"What?" Orochimaru stared at her. "Your... your offended that... waht the hell is wrong with you?"

"SHUT UP! Get out of my room!" With that, Mars grabbed Orochimaru and threw him out of her Window. He fell two stories and died instantly by impalment on glass.

"Oops"

~~~ (Time is moving. Even now. OOOOH!)

At school, Mars was very glum. She had to walk, since the school still said that they couldnt ride Motorcycles, and Sam-kun had a previous apointment and had to leave

before her. So Mars was very sad at lonely as she walked through the school gates.

As she moved toward the school, she saw someone run towards her. It was Suaske!

"Mars! I thought that was you! How are y-" Sauske was cut off as Mars slapped him accross the face.

"I trusted you!" Mars cried, tears streaming down her face. Sauske was startled. "W-what? What are you talking about?"

"Orochimaru told me everything! We're over! I never want to see you again!" Bursting into tears, Mars ran past Sauske and into the school.

Sauske stood there, stunned, unable to move. Itachi and Samus walked over, and stood beside him, watching Mars flee into the building.

"Tough break, Little Bro. That sucks that she dumped you." Itachi said, placing a consoling hand on Sauske's shoudler. Samus nodded. "Mmm. I'll see if I can calm her down during lunch. Shame, you guys were really cute toghether." The two then strood off into the building, leaving

Sauske frozen in the courtyard.

~~~ (MORE TIME SKIPS! I CONTROL TIME!)

"I still dont get it. Why are you mad at him anyway?" Samus pointed at Mars with her fork. "You didnt even get his side of the story."

"I dont care! He and Orochimaru dated, and that means they are gay! And I cant date someone who is gay!"

Sam stared at her. "Why?"

"Cause..." Mars looked around, then leaned in close to Samus "... then I'll catch the gay." She whispered.

Samus stared at Mars. "Wat. The hell. You idiot."

"Its true! Its proven in all the Manga that I read that its infectous! Even normal people who dont know anything about sex can be infected with it! Its a truly terrible

Kink to be into!"

Samus continued to stare. "You think. Being gay. Is a Kink?"

"Yes. And I will do everything in my power to break Sauske of it, but first I must prepare myself. That is why I didnt want to see him agian. Not till I'm ready."
Samus slowly blinked. "Mars."

"Yeah?"

"You're a goddamned moron. Go apologize to Sauske."

"But-"

"NOW!" Samus brought her hand down on the table, making all the plates on it jump.

"... yes mam." Mars squeaked, rushing out of the cafteria room for the roof.

Itachi slid into the seat Mars vacated. "Did you find out what caused thier breakup?"

Smasue put her head in ehr ands "She thinks being gay is a kink and that you can catch it."

Itaachi sat there for a few seconds, then broke out laughing.

~~~ (TO THE ROOF! NANANANANA!)

On the roof, Sauske was sitting on the ledge, his feet dangling off the edge, his girlfirend gone, and very depressed.

'Mabye it just wasnt meant to be. Mabye I really am meant to live my life as a girl due to my borthers curse.' Sauke thought, drwoing his sorrows in the doughnut box next to him.

"Oh, dont be that way, Sauske-kun." Orochimaru said as he grabbed Sauske from behind.

"WAH!" Sauske gasped, almost loosing his balance. "Dont do that!"

"Sorry, sorry, my bad. Anyway, I hear that you and Mars broke up. Sorry bout that."

"Yeah, thanks. Didnt you tell her we were dating while I was a girl?"

"Still are a girl. Speaking of, why DID you break up with me?"

"The Snake-Penis is a turn off, man. No girl wants to see that, much less let you use it."

"Oh."

THe two sat in silence for a few minutes, before sauske pushed the open box towards him. "Want a doughnut?"

"Thanks."

They sat for a few more minutes, quitely munching on baked pastires, staring at the sun as it slowly made its way accorss the sky.

"Hey, Sauske." "What?" Sauske turned, and as he did, Orochimaru leaned in and kissed him on the mouth. Sauske stiffened, then slowly relaxed as the two gently embraced in a passion filled moment. Sauske sloly opened his, then jerked back.

Standing in the doorway of the roof was Mars!

"Mars! I-it wasnt what it looked liek!" Sauske scrambled backwards.

"Kinda was what it looked like." Orochimaru said, blushing as he twirled his hair around a finger.

"Y-you..." Mars stammered out, glaring at Orochimaru "Y-you..." Sauske stood up, clambering off the roof ledge. "Mars, let me explain. There is nothing between Orochimaru and I."

"I beg to differ." "Shut up. Mars, what I'm trying to say is-"

"SHUT UP!"

Sauske took a step back, back flat agains the wall of the roof.

"Ouch harsh." Orochimaur flipped his hair back over his shoudler. "Really, MArs, yo uneed to work on that anger of yours."

Mars stomped accorss the roof, little cracks froming under her feet, leaving indentations in the stone roof. "Orochimaur"

"Yes, Mars-chan?"

"Hope you can fly." Mars sadi as she grabbed his shirt and threw him off the edge of the building.

"Oh. Oh shit." Orochimaru said as he hit the ground.

"Mars! Waht the hell!" Sauske yelled, starting as Mars turned to him.

Reaching out, Mars grabbed sauske and brought him into a kiss. When they broke apart, MArs said "Sauske. You are mine. Never forget that."

Then the two made out on the roof.

~~~ (Lalala, Skip do da.)

Hiruma put down the binocualrs he was using to gaze at the roof of the school. Slowly, he put them down, and then scratched his head.

"Alright. I was not planning on this."

"I was." Behind him, a young man with Strawberry Hair walked forward. He was tall and lanky, and wearing a grey school uniform. "Hiruma. I can take care of all of them with ease."

"True. But we cant tip our hand. Cant you feel the force brewing? it is to early to attck."

The boy nodded. "Fair point. THen what do we do?"

"We can only wait and see what happens. THe girl has sided with Dio, but Orochimaru still pursues her. And this new presence I feel..." Hiruma lowered his shades, his eyes staring intently at the dark clouds gathering in the distance. "... it bodes ill for all of us."

The two sat there, grimly staring at the apraoching omen, wind tearing at thier clothes dramticaly.

- - - - - Authors Spot - - - - -

Whoah. That tooking fracking forever to write. Dont know where this rollerocaster goes, but im in for the long haul.

Obligatory "I dont own the following": Metorid, Naruto, DragonBall, Reborn, School Rumble, Fruits Basket.
I might post another chapter later today? Dont know. Laters!