Chapter Two ~ only in ohio

Last summer, Kerry moved to Cleveland, Ohio to meet up with her old friend Lauren because she wanted to kick some ass in Ohio (since it sounds so much like Rufioh).
Lauren was a shopkeeper in a small shop near the Hard Rock Cafe. Kerry was unaware of what Lauren's shop actually sold, but she would soon find out.

"Lovely Hooves?" Kerry muttered to herself. "That sure is a weird name for a store..."

Kerry struggled to get through the wooden door of Lauren's fine establishment because her hips were wider than the door frame. A sweaty arrow-horned man with a forced
smile on his face who looked like rufioh grabbed Kerry with his greasy strong hands and pulled her through the door. He was holding a hUGE blue dildo. It was as huge
as a horse dick, oh wait. Kerry suddenly realized why the place is called Lovely Hooves, why it smells like hay and sweat, and why the sweaty kid was breathing so
heavily. 'fUCKING SHIT ASS DICK FACE WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN A PLACE WHAT THE FUCK LAUREN HELP ME OH NO EW' Kerry thinks to herself.

"OH HEY KERRY HAHA HaI U LIKE MY SHOP I OPEN IT WITH HORUSS" Lauren yelled in weird broken English.

"No," Kerry explains.

"OOHOHOH U STIIL GOT THE FUNNY HOHO I LOVE THIS OCHINCHIN" Lauren screeched, ignoring Kerry's obvious hate for her. She doesn't even know that ochinchin is not the
same word as tomodashi, but she might've done that on purpose considering that she owns a shop that sells horse dildos.

"Um, okay," Kerry stuttered. "Hey sweat stain, are you related to that curvy guy with wings?"

Horuss turns around and exhales, pulling his sweaty dildo(labeled 'The Galloping Wonder')that was about three inches in diameter out of his slippery asshole.

"You mean Rufioh?" He questioned, turning towards Kerry while cumming so hard his tentacle fluids had the force of a pressurized power washer. Kerry wipes the dark blue love juice off her dress.

"I know him. He has an appointment here later," Horse man sings.

"YES APPOINT HAHA WOW KERRY U SO COOL LIKE A CUBE BUT ICE LIKE SNOW SQUARE," Lauren stuttered.

"You mean Rufioh?" He questions, turning towards Kerry while cumming so hard his tentacle fluids had the force of a pressurized power washer. Kerry wipes the dark blue love juice off her dress.

"I know him. He has an appointment here later," Horse man sings. Why would he even WANT an appointment here? Rufioh must be into some crazy shit.

"YES APPOINT HAHA WOW KERRY U SO COOL LIKE A CUBE BUT ICE LIKE SNOW SQUARE,"

"dafuq" Kerry exclaimed.

"SPERMPAI NOTICED ME" Lauren fainted and fell onto a pile of dildos.

"jfc" Kerry screamed, trying to run out of the stanky oversized dildo emporium, but bumping into the door with her obscenely horizontal pelvic bone again.

"so r u cummin 2 meat yugioh or not?" Horuss whispered loudly, shifting on his sweaty petite feet that were wrapped in soaking wet and sticky twinkle toes, that had to be at least a size 4. It didn't really make sense since he was approximately seven feet tall, but a lot of weird things were happening to Kerry at the moment so she didn't question it.

"you know what for the sake of this story slowly spiraling downward into a pit of unanswered questions regarding everything about this fanfic, sure." kerry states,
breaking the fourth wall.

the curvy Rufioh conveniently attempted to burst through the door, his horns causing him to bounce backwards.

"bANGARANG H*LL YEAH 1 AM FEEL1NG SO D*MN SP1R1TUAL 1N A WESTERN MANNER 1TS NOT EVEN FUNNY," Rufioh shouts.

"why" kerry cries.

"YES APPOINT HAHA WOW KERRY U SO COOL LIKE A CUBE BUT ICE LIKE SNOW SQUARE,"