Chapter 3 ~ only in my fanfic which switches between past and present tense because im shit and i dont care nemore

Rufioh picks up a dildo from a shelf that says "In Loving Memory Of Old Billy" and recites the 4,444 year old poem passed down
through the ages by being retold again and again by Old Billy's followers. "oh my dear sweet mother susanna, allow me to rec1te you
a poem,,, from the days of old b1lly," everyone in the building including Amber Rose Tommy O'Toole'Shun Stars Merlini and Gamzee
sit in a circle surrounded by horse-shaped candles. Kerry decides to join in because why not. Amber Rose Tommy O'Toole'Shun Stars
Merlini's lips interlock with gamzees as Rufioh recites the epic. rufioh clears his throat. "peen so hot, hot hot peen, peen so hot
u fry an been," rufioh sings in a scratchy high pitched voice that can only be described as 'yoy'. Suddenly, a noise can be heard
coming from rhe roof. Mother Susanna trips and falls over old billy's dildo that had been placed in the middle of the ring prior to
the ritual.

"hey guys can you stop calling me susanna my name is nicole-"

everyone gasps. mother susanna is back from the dead. again. this is like the 44th time. "Let's hope gamzee doesnt ki-" Amber
pauses. Gamzee pulls out four raisins from his pocket and throws them at nicoles i mean susannas uvula.

"LÉH" my mother susanna yells as she chokes on the raisins.

"i knew i shouldve gotten the turbo," Horuss sighs, pulling a vibrator out of his anus.

"what the hell is even going on here" kerry screams over the crowd of people.

"YES APPOINT HAHA WOW KERRY U SO COOL LIKE A CUBE BUT ICE LIKE SNOW SQUARE," Lauren quacks.

My Mother Susanna dies yet again. Everyone is silent. And by everyone i mean susanna.

"rUFIOH CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE IT SMELLS LIKE CRUSTY VAGINAS AND CENTIPEDES," Kerry pleaded.

"d i d you say... CENTAUR STAMPEDE?" Horuss moaned, building a turbo vibrator.

"NO" kerry snapped.

"sure doll, HEY GUYS ME AND KERRY HAVE SOME S*1T TO DO BYE" rufioh yelled, guiding saturn hips out of Lovely Hooves.

Kerry huffed, diva snapped, and walked out the door; but not before "accidentally" stabbing My Mother Susanna's carcass.

"OH KERRRY U LEAVE THAT SO SAD BYE MY OCHINCHIN" Lauren waved, her left eye rolling slowly to the left as she drooled on her velcro
sneakers .

Now that Rufioh has saved Kerry, they have to figure out what s*1t they had to do.

"Well lets go for a walk i have a doctors degree," Kerry says suddenly remembering that she has to become a doctor.

"bangarang! thats a great 1dea doll, how about 1n that shady alley over there heh? ;)"

"fine, shithead."