A/N: Hey guys! I'm really, realy, REALLY sorry that I haven't updated in awhile but I kinda got stuck on this one part of the chapter, I couldn't figure out what I should have Inuyasha say but It's all good now I got it figured out and well the chapter's all done now so... The next chapter might take me a little while but not nearly as long as it did for this one so yeah. Well ummmm... Enjoy this chapter.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha nor do I want to cause I want Sesshy, and Kouga and Naraku And Miroku and Bankotsu, and ohhhh! I want Jakotsu as my Best Friend!!!!!
Their little group travelled all day, stopping only for a little while, around non to rest and have a bite to eat before heading out again, towards the Western Palace.
The small group was now settled around a fire, watching the sun set behind the Western horizon.
"We should make it to the Western Palace, shortly after mid-day tomorrow." Miroku said, as he leaned his head back to rest on the tree trunk, where he sat staring at the flickering flames of the fire.
"Good! I can't Wait to see Kagome-Chan!" Sango said as she absent mindedly stroked Kirara's fur.
"Yea, I miss Mama!" Shippo cries out. as he jumped onto Miroku's shoulder.
"As do I, but we shall see Kagome-Sama soon." Miroku said, as he pat the Kitsune on the head.
"Keh, Whatever!" Huffed Inuyasham as he turned his head away from his travelling companions.
Miroku let out a tired sigh, at his friend, and comrade's stubborn antics.
"Well my friends, we have had a rather tiring day of travelling. I think it best, we retired for the night." Miroku said, as he sat in a spot closer to the fire, where he's be sleeping for the night. Also it was rather close to where Sango was sitting, at the moment.
"I agrees with the pervert, we should get some sleep." Sango said, as she stood and walked to the other side of the fire, opposite from Miroku.
"Sango, My love. Your words and actions wound me so!" Miroku replied, feigning injury to his 'delicate' heart.
Sango simply rollod her eyes and lied down in her place by the fire. Shippo and Kirara lying by her for warnth and comfort.
Miroku sighed in defeat as he too, lied down to sleep for the night.
Inuyasha looked at his now slumbering friends, and giving his trademark 'Feh' as he jumped up into a tree nearby to keep watch over their campsites; so that he may protect and warn his friends of danger, if the need arised.
Blinking his eyes a couple times in an attempt to ward his tiredness; As his thoughts drifted off to all the things he and Kagome had used to do, up till a couple of years ado, in both his time and hers.
His thoughts drifter to the Time Kagome was showing him something called a Tell-A-Vision or something and she put on something called MTB or TC or whatever. They has these little humans inside the Tell-A-Vision singing and dancing and stuff. Apparently the humans weren't really in the Tell-A-Vision even though it looked like it, something about Sat-Eir-Lights or something.
And with these thoughts, Inuyasha fell into a sleep where a strange and slightly disturbing dreams awaited him.
Inuyasha's Dream
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara were walking through the woods on they're way to Sesshoumaru's (and soon-to-be Kagome's) Palace.
Inuyasha looked over to Sango who was sneaking up behind Miroku; The expression on her face had 'Revenge' all over it.
"Wonder what she's doing? Probably going topummel the pervert for groping her all the time." Thought Inuyasha as he watched sango reach her hand out and... GROPE Miroku!!!!!
"What the Hell?" Inuyasha shouted as Miroku spinned on his heel and pointed his finger at sango then shook it as if berating a child as he broke out in song and dance; singing his own version of ' You Can't Touch This'
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down
(oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
STOP! It's Hentai time!
Don't touch me is what you've said
or I'll take my boomarang and kill you dead
so I'll run away in fear
after my 'cursed' hand rubs your rear
I know I am a hentai player
who always gets beat by his beloved demon slayer
But I can't help but slide my fingers along your rump
nor can i help it when you hit me with your boomarang leaving me with a nasty bump.
At this point Shippo uses his fox magic to enlarge his Idol thingy and have it fall upon Miroku's head, knocking him unconsious.
Miroku being unconcious, and hence meaning he was no longer singing nor dancing, leaving the 'stage' open for shippo as he started singing his own version of 'I'm too secy' While taking of each piece of clothing mentioned.
I'm too sexy for my vest, to sexy for my vest, OH SO SEXY!! I'm a Fox Demon you know what I mean and I shake my bushy tail on the forest floor, oh yeah the forest floor, OOOO THE FOREST FLOOR!!!!!
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, OH SO SEXY! I'm a Fox Demon you know what I mean and I shake my bushy tail on the forest floor, oh yeah the forest floor, OOOO THE FOREST FLOOR!!!!!
I'm to sexy for my pants, Too sexy for my ooomph!
Shippo fell to the forest floor unconsious after being whacked on the head Sango's boomarang, and before he took his pants off.
The 'stage' being open once again this time for sango as she sang and danced to the song 'I won't say (I'm in love)' with Kirara singing with her.
Sango: If there's a prize for rotton judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there done that
Kirara: Who do you think your kidding?
He's your earth and heaven...
At this point Inuyasha woke up. Looking around the clearing, where they had set up camp for the night; he saw that his comrades were still sleeping although they were starting to stir, as the light of dawn seeped in over the mountians, and filtered through the leaves of the forest.
Inuyasha left the camp to go to a stream nearby for to get some fish for their breakfest. After he had caught a few good-sized fish he headed back to camp; Where Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara were busy starting a fire for breakfest. As well as packing their camp up so they can begin their travels once again, as soon as they finished eating.
Their journey was in silence, as they all were too anxious to talk. They could see the Western Palace in the distance. It would be a couple more hours till they would arrive at it's gates.
Miroku looked towards a certain silver haired hanyou. He'd been giving them all funny looks, ever since breakfest, like he was expected to do something or something.
"Inuyasha? Are you okay?" Miroku heard Sango ask, a look of concern etched in her face.
"Keh, why wouldn't I be?" Inuyasha stated, as he crossed his arms and kept his face forward, so they were unable to see his slightly embarrassed expression.
"Well I don't know, you keep looking at us like we're about to attack or something." Sango replied, a frown working it's way onto her face.
"More like you'll break out in song and dance." Inuyasha mumbled as he picked up his pace a little.
"What was that? We couldn't hear you." Shippo stated, from his new perch on Miroku's shoulder.
"Nothing, now pick up the pace some, we're almost there, just a couple more miles." Inuyasha replied as he and the others looked at the massive castler walls and Iron gates that surrounded the Western Palace.
"Whoa, that's HUGE!" Shippo said. as he tried to keep himself from falling of Miroku's shoulder in astonishment.
"I agree Shippo. It's quite the palace, and it appears to be made of some kind of marble. Sesshoumaru-Sama must be very wealthy to live in such a grande Palace." Miroku stated, a look of pure awe on his face as they approached the iron gates.
"Feh." was all Inuyasha could say before they were stopped by a couple of guards.
"State your name and reasoning for being here." One of the guards said, whom appeared to be a tiger demon by the looks of him.
"Inuyasha Taisho, Son of the Late Dog General and Lord of the Western Lands Toga Taisho, and his late mate, Izayoi. Younger HALF-brother to Sesshoumaru Taisho current Lord of the Western Lands. Me and my travelling companions are here to attend the mating ceremony of Sesshoumaru-Teme and Kagome-Sama. By personnal Invitation of Kagome-Sama herself." Inuyasha said, rather formally. As Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara all anime sweat-dropped in the backround.
"Ahhhhh! Master Inuyasha it's been awhile since you've been at the Palace. Do enjoy your stay at the Palace, I believe your room will be exactly as you left it some time ago, and some servants will show your friends there where they are to be staying but first I believe you'd like to see your brother and his mate-to-be. I believe that Sesshoumaru-sama and Kagome-sama are in the gardens at the moment, with Rin-chan. Please Enter." Said the other guard, who appeared to be a bear Hanyou, as he opened the gates.
"Feh, let's go you bunch of Eejits, the gardens are this way!" Inuyasha said, as he went through the gates and towards the gardens.
When they were almost to the gardens when they heard a rather loud scream of "SESSHOUMARU!!" by voice that sounded an awful lot like Kagome's.
Walking into the garden's they saw Sesshoumaru with a red handprint on his face, as well as a smirk upon his lips. An enraged and unnaturely red faced Kagome, oppisite him.
"So what did the bastard do this time?" Inuyasha asked, gaining the attention of both Kagome and Sesshoumaru.
A/N: ok so yea that wasn't the best chapter i've ever written but it's a chapter oh and yea i don't any of those songs that were sung in Inuyasha's dream. As well I really don't care if you review or not, it'd be nice but you don't have to. oh and fwi I so skipped school just to write this chapter up for guys just to let you know how much I luv yas so alright bye!!!