Chapter 3: AoKuro - Master, Mistress and I: Part 3

Short conclusion to the shameless fluffy Aomine x FEM!Kuroko domestic series.

Human babies should look funny. Their heads are too big for their bodies. Their eyes are too large for their faces and are set below the midline of their heads. Their protruding foreheads and cheeks are large and rounded. Heck, their whole body's rounded, soft and elastic.

Human babies should look funny. So explain to me, why are they so heartbreakingly adorable instead?

Good evening! I'm Nigō, the older, but infinitely wiser Alaskan malamute of the Aomine household, a family which now included two boys, my young masters Aoi and Chiaki – formerly known as parasite #1 and #2.

But wait. I know what you're thinking. You're wondering, 'Why the 3 year time skip?'

Well, there just wasn't much to talk about.

Be honest. Would you really have wanted a description of how my master creepily followed my mistress around like a shadow towards the end of her pregnancy? So much so that it seemed like he was determined to deliver the babies himself?

Would you truly have needed a report on how much of a nightmare it was to have all the pack members living under one roof, even if it was meant to help care for the newest additions to the pack?

Would you seriously have wished for a detailed account of the shenanigans that ensued when five clueless grown males attempted to change a nappy? Or how they tried to outdo each other in shooting said nappy into the bin as awesomely as possible?

Did any of the above sound even mildly interesting?

No?

I thought so.

Although, maybe you would've liked to know how my master reacted upon gathering that there wasn't going to be a daughter who'd take after my mistress. It was the first time I'd ever seen such a tanned human lose all colour so fast.

I could understand though. It would suck if I had to share my mate with yet another attention-hogging male.

But, that was nothing compared to what happened when my mistress told him about the impending twins.

Oh, the hilarity…

Don't fret though. My master's a good father, even if he had been uncertain at first. There was no other way it could've ended. My master had a competitive streak. He wasn't going to lose to the four alphas that were all too keen take on his role.

All in all, all you really need to know is that in the past 3 years, my young masters have grown to idolise their father, even though the – sometime short-tempered and somewhat coarse-mannered – patriarch was completely different from the equally-adored, quiet matriarch.

Appearance wise, my young masters were incredibly identical. Were it not for my super-duper sensitive nose, even I would've had trouble telling them apart.

They had my mistress's colouring; light blue hair perpetually styled to the left, pale skin, and blank blue eyes that always looked unimpressed.

Yup, my young masters were adorable. But, they looked so much like my mistress that someone had mentioned in passing that my master's jeans were super recessive. I didn't really get the connection between the two. But then again, dogs don't don denim. It was beyond the realm of canine understanding why falling pants had any effect on an offspring's appearance.

Nonetheless, it wasn't as if my master had been left out completely. Of the few features that my young masters had unquestionably inherited from their father, the most obvious was the tall build. My young masters were already the tallest amongst their peers. Well, peers of 2 year olds but still, they're tall, and when you add in their father's animal instinct and athletic prowess, my young masters were definitely no omegas, regardless of how gentle they looked.

"Oka-chan, here, flower…" said my young master, handing my mistress a little daisy.

"It's lovely. Thank you, Aoi-kun"

"Oka-chan, look, pretty!" My other young master unceremoniously placed a dragonfly in my mistress's hand.

My mistress blanched. "Ah… um… Thank you, Chiaki-kun. It's… certainly pretty…" my mistress struggled to sound cheerful for her enthusiastic son.

My mistress, young masters and I were relaxing at the neighbourhood park near the train station, waiting for my master to walk home with us. We did this every lazy Friday evening. As always, my young masters would run around with me while my mistress sat and watched us with a smile on her face and a book in her lap. However, on this occasion, after an hour of play, the younger twin had worn himself out.

Off in the distance, I saw the familiar tall figure of my master. I ran towards him, quickly followed by my young master.

"Tou-chan! Tou-chan!"

"Yo! Chiaki, did you have a good time?" My master gave me a good ruffle between my ears and picked up my young master, letting him ride on his shoulders.

"Yes, but Aoi-chan go sleep sleep," my young master pouted.

"Is that so? Are you not sleepy Chiaki?" My master asked as he smiled at his other son who was sleeping soundly in his mates' arms.

"I'm sleepy too, but I have to protect oka-chan." Silly young master, that's what I'm here for.

"Oh…? Good boy Chiaki, but tou-chan's here now, so go sleep sleep okay? Tou-chan will protect your oka-chan for you." Again, that's my job darn it!

"Tou-chan promise?"

"Tou-chan promise." My master reassured my young master and he began to nod off too.

"You're back early." My mistress said when she caught up and everyone started to walk home.

"I let Ryō handle the paperwork."

"Hmm… You bullied him into it didn't you?"

"Heh… you caught me. But can you blame me? I missed you guys."

"Geez, what am I going to do with you?"

"You could give me a welcome home kiss."

"We're not home yet idiot." My mistress chuckled lightly.

"Then how about a walking home kiss? And you can give me the welcome home kiss when we're home."

"You're so spoilt Daiki,"

"Well, my hands are occupied making sure Chiaki doesn't fall, so I can't hold you. I suppose we could rub our noses together, but I'd much rather kiss you. Plus, you like spoiling me right?"

"After all these years, you're still the one who requires the most spoiling."

"And I don't intend to give up that position anytime soon, Tetsuna." My master said with a grin on his face causing my mistress to emit a breezy laugh.

My mistress looked around to make sure that no one was around in the quiet residential area before tilting her head slightly. My master closed the distance and soon they were doing the lip caressing thing that humans did to show affection. Their sleeping sons had no idea what their parents were secretly doing.

'Bark, bark!' They were taking too long. I was getting hungry.

"Shh… be quiet Nigō." My master shushed me and went back to licking my mistress's face.

I grumbled. Were they going to take all day?

"Let's head on home you big baby. Even Nigō's complaining."

"Damn, just when I was enjoying myself." My master gave me an accusing stare.

"Well, if we'd just get home already I could really give you something to enjoy."

"Ho… Now you're talking. What sexy thing do you have in mind?" My master asked expectantly.

"Hmm… I was thinking sukiyaki, yosenabe gindara, and misoyaki."

My master's face fell. "That's just the dinner menu…"

My mistress looked at my master with a rare glint in her eyes and gave him a small playful smile. "I'll leave the late night menu to you."

"WHAT! KUROKOCHHI NOOOOO!"

Kise cockblocking Aomine :P