Me: Hello! Merry ( late) Christmas and a Happy ( early) New Year! I have good news and bad new-!
Momoko: Shhhhhhhh! i'm trying to watch anime thank you very much!
Me; what anime ya watchin'?
Momoko: Tokyo Mew Mew! Ugh i hate Masaya! That treehuger! Ichigo is supposed to e with Kisshu not Masa-baka!
Me: ...Momoko i know i hate him to but could we please get on with my show ?
Momoko: B-but-!
Me: No buts!
Momoko: Can i at least watch my anime when i' not doing my truths and dares?( puppy dog eyes)
Me: ugh must... resist the... puppy dog eyes...Ahh! Fine! you can watch your stupid anime...not that i think they are stupid...but...ugh just watch them and shut up!
Momoko: Aye sir!( start's watching some anime)
Me: now can we start?
*silence*
Me: good...oh my...there are two same dares and one is from Butch...( looks to Butch with suspicious eyes) did you send a dare for Kaoru, Butch ?
Butch:...no comment...( looks anywhere else than Kai-chan and Buttercup)
Kaoru: What dare?
Me: The first two dare's are you to show your boobs...
Kaoru: WHAT?!
Me: you know what? i'll be nice and give you a little frosting on you dare you don't have to show your boobs exactly...you just show the bra your wearing right now okay?
Kaoru: Still no who the hell dared me to do this?! i swear when i find out who did this they are so-!
Me: ONE OF THEM WAS BUTCH!
Kaoru: WHAT?! Oh Buuutchh~!( evil gleam in her neon green eyes)
Butch: Fuck!( runs away)
Kaoru: ( runs after him)
Me: okay let's move on shall we-?
Momoko: No way! i can't believe that Shade liked Rein!
Me: huh? is she talking about Fushigi boshi no futago hime? And i know right Shade should be with Fine for sure! They look totally better together!
Momoko: i know! ( watches more of the anime)
Me: * sweatdrop* aha ha...ha well let's continue...next dare's are from Rianna:
Okay here's 3 dares:
Momoko-go to the mall while wearing a knight amour and say "TO NARDIA" while running around the mall until she bumps into someone
Miyako- fly above untill you saw an aeroplane and then you need to saw to one of the passenger "Beware, the drinks were made from toilet water"
Kaoru- Spend a Day with Mitch
Me: Momoko!
Momoko: hm?
Me: you have a dare!
Momoko: yea?
Me:you have to go to the mall while wearing a knight amour and say "TO NARNIA" while running around the mall until she bumps into someone.
Momoko: ammmmm...okay?( goes to the mall) TO NARNIA! ( starts running around and bumps into a cute boy) ouff! i'm so sorry-! Woah!
Cute boy: hm? are you okay miss? ( angel like smile)
Momoko:( blush) yea i'm perfectly fine...well see you later! ( skips away)
Cute boy: weird girl..( smiles and leaves )
at the studio:
Brick: ( fuming with jealousy)
me and Leo: poor poor boy...( they mean the Cute boy)
me: well anyway Miyako go your turn!
Miyako: on it Kai-chan!
At the sky:
See's a aeroplane. Flies to one of the windows and says
Miyako: Beware, the drinks were made from toilet water!
passenger: GYAH! Eww eww eww! * runs to the toilet*
Back at the studio:
me: haha! So worth it!
Leo: How much sugar did ya eat today?
Me: ALOT! Well anyway Kaoru did you do the first dare?
Kaoru: ugh...* lifts up her shirt for everyone to see her black and dark green bra* Happy?
Me: very! Now here is your second dare-!
Kaoru: ugh!
Me: as i was saying you have to spend the day with Mitch!
Kaoru : but he ain't even here!
Me: *poof* now he is! Hey Mitchy!* high five*
Mitch: hey!* high fives back* Hey Kaoru!
Kaoru: Hey your self!
Me: ain't you two just the closest friends!~~ well the next dares are from Gamer W:
Can you please include me in the story,pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?
(I'm making myself older) I,m 5'7 (That's how tall they'll say I'll be. Yay!) Don't tell ant of them my age. I'm African-American, which means I have brown skin, My hair is in braid into a low ponytail with 1 braid sticking out in the front. I'm wearing a yellow tank top that says, 'I DON'T CARE', blue jeans, yellow flip-flops and a charm yellow BFF necklace. If you haven't noticed my favorite color is personality is all 3 PPGZ combined I'm sweet when I want to be, Smart (ALL A'S SINCE 1ST GRADE AND NO I'M NOT EXAGGERATING), and tough. If you annoy me or do any perverted or or piss me off I will hurt your ego and land you in a hospital. Just for fun equip me with a katana and if any of them are annoying you just ell me and I'll use my katana and poof, they stop annoying you! :D
Dares:
Butch has to dress up like a girly-girl and sing horribly and o the most embarrasing thing Kaoru can think of.
BUT HOLD UP! KAORU HAS TO DO IT WITH HIM! BWAAA HAA!
Brick gets a new hat but it electricutes him when he puts it on.
Momoko gets a piece of rare candy but it tastes like dog poop with a hint of cat pee.
Miyako has to wear the ugliest otfit she can muster and it must be ugly (You can judge how ugly it is)
Boomer must go in a room with 1,000,000 fangirls withhis shirt off and stay in there for an hour.
Host you get a chocolate cake topped with fudge frosting.
Truths:
Has Kaoru ever worn a skirt by herself (not pressured or threatened or anything of that sort)or been girly in secret?
Me: why of course!*poof* I'll call you GW okay! Hey btw!
GW: Hey Kai!
Me: go ahead and tell your dares and truths i need a drink! Being a host is hard!* goes to the kitchen*
GW: No prob! Butch dress like a girly-girl and sing horribly and Kaoru has to think up the most embarrassing she can think of!
Kaoru: YESS! Okay hmmmm...scream ''I AM SO WET FROM YESTERDAY'S NIGHT'' in public! ( Kai: i actually needed my BFF's help with this! XD)
Me:* comes back and takes the paper from GW* BUT WAIT! Kaoru has to do that to ! And no backsis!
Kaoru&Butch: UGH! WHY MEEEEE!
Butch dresses up like a girly-girl and sings ''I'm sexy and i know it!'' really horribly and drags Kaoru outside. As they prepare for the humiliation the two take a deep breath and yell on the top of their longs ''I AM SO WET FROM YESTERDAY'S NIGHT'' and run into the studio before they could humiliate them self's more than they already have.
At the studio:
everyone but Kaoru, Butch and for some reason Leo were laughing their heads off.
Me: Hahah...okay...haha..l-let's move o-on hahah! GW! A LITTLE HELP HERE! HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
GW: On it! Brick you get a new hat!
Brick: yaay! * but's the hat on and get's electrocuted* OWW!
GW and Kai: Pffft hahahahahhaah!
Me/Kai: Nice dare GW! * high fives*
GW: YAY!* high fives back*
Brick: meanies...*anime cry*
Me and GW: WE HEARD THAT!
Brick: EEP! *hides behind Momoko*
Butch & Kaoru: pussy...
GW: Tell me about it..
Me: Totally and i thought he was the fearless leader...how disappointing..*sigh*
Boomer: How do ya think we feel...?
Me: umm unsafe?
Butch: yea but he sill a good bro sometimes when he ain't babying us!
Me and GW : awwww how sweet!
Butch: yea yea still don't mean i'll be nice to the pussy!
Me: well that didn't last long...moving on Momoko here is a piece of rare candy! *hands her the candy*
Momoko: yaay! Candy! * puts the candy in her mouth but immediately spits it out* ewwwww gross it taste like dog poop!
Me&GW: With a hint of cat pee!
Momoko: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH! IT TASTE SO GROSSS!
GW: Here have some mouthwash and a toothbrush and toothpaste...
Momoko: *takes them and runs to the bathroom*
GW: Well anyway Miyako you have to wear the ugliest outwith you can muster and it has to be ugly! Kai will be the judge!
Miyako: ugh! Have i not been through this already?!
Me: yes yes you have but GW here dares you to do it sooooo DO IT DAMN IT!
Miyako: YES MADAM!* runs to dressing room*
Me:* huff* seriously soon i'll be needing a stress ball! GW could you please take over i need to cool down...
GW: y-yea sure...Boomer. Fangirl room. Now. Shirtless.
Boomer: How bad could it be?* goes in the fangirl room*
GW: The poor sweet boy he doesn't know the power of the FANGIRLS ... Well anyway Miyako ya ready or what?!
Miyako: I guess...* come out of the dressing room* ( to tell ya the truth i don't know how to describe it so just go to the . P.S: it's the third picture!)
Me: okay i'm oka-OMG! MY EYES MY POOR SKY BLUE EYES! IT HURTS!* runs to her favorite room...the bedroom and hides under the sheets)
GW: I'm guessing in a count from 1-10 it's a 100...by the reaction..
Miyako: i saw that coming...* sits in the beanbag chair*
Kaoru: yea...but damn that's sooo ugly like wow...
Miyako: you telling me...
Me: okay i'm good i'm good as long as i don't look at...at ...at THAT i'm good...
Miyako: HEY!
Me: so what's next?
GW: See for yourself...
Me : let's see here...Where's Boomer?
GW: OH NO BOOMER! WE FORGOT BOOMER! BOYS GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
Boys: Were coming Boom!* run to the door*
Leo: *holding the door open*
Brick: *distracting the fangirls( which is very dangerous job)*
Butch:* getting a scared for life Boomer* ya okay bro?
Boomer: s-so many-y-y F-f-f-fang-g-girl-l-ls-s-s!
Me: * goes to Boomer* Boomer? It's alright...everything will be alright there all gone...it's okay...do you want some hot chocolate and a fluffy pillow? Hmm?
Boomer: *nods*
Me: okay...( smiles) * claps hands* Manna!
Manna/ the maid: yes milady?
Me: get Boomer a cup of hot chocolate and a fluffy pillow!
Manna: right away milady.
Me: * whispers to GW* Did ya record it?
GW: *whispers back* why of course! did ya actually think i'd miss that?
Me: not at all!
GW: Oh i have a present for you Kai!
Me: really? WHAT IS IT!
GW: Here ya go a chocolate cake topped with fudge frosting!
Me: Kya! How did ya know that that's my fav cake of all times!?* takes the cake and starts eating it*
GW: I just did!
Me: K! Leo! GW! do ya guys want some cake?
Leo&GW: Sure!
Me: here!* gives them a big slice of cake*
everyone else: what about us?!
Me: did ya forget you don't get no cake if ya don't do the dare and truth willingly! Oh and Kaoru have you ever worn a skirt willingly?
Kaoru: Yea once...i was like 7 then though...
Me: okay! i'm too tired to continue...so i'll put the other truths and dares on the next chapter okay? Bye bye minna-san!
everyone else: Bye bye!
GW: BYE BYE!