- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:02 -
TT: Hey Dave
TT: I've got something important to tell you.
TG: what is it?
TT: You sure you want to hear?
TG: of course
TT: Don't kill me... I'm just the messenger
TT: Okay. Well, Jade is supposed to be getting married today and wondered if you could come. She was too scared to ask you herself so I told her I'd ask.
TG: i dont know rose… im still pretty mad
TT: It's okay Dave. She hates this guys. She's only doing it for her grandfather.
TG: are you sure…
TT: Would I ever lie to you Dave?
TG: no…
TT: See?
TG: tell her im not coming
TT: Dave, you should be here to support her!
TG: i know… but i dont think i can do it.
TT: She still wants to be with you, Dave
TT: Just think about that
TG: well she has a funny way of showing it
- tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:05 -
After Rose said Jade still liked me, I realize… I still like Jade. This is where I hatch a plan. I'll tell Rose this.
- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 9:05 -
TG: rose rose rose rose
TG: rose
TG: i have a plan.
TT: Really? What is it?
TG: okay okay
TG: you tell jade that im not coming
TG: shell have no idea whats going on
TT: Okay?
TG: ill wait somewhere in town. youll text me when the wedding starts.
TG: ill sneak in and wait right outside the doors.
TG: ill wait until the guy says that "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing
TG: then ill run in and be all cool and like "i object" and then ill declare my love
TG: then hopefully well live happily ever after
TT: You got all that from Shrek didn't you?
TT: Dave Strider you are such a romantic fool sometimes
TG: no…
TG: okay maybe
TG: yes…
TT: Okay. It's a really stupid plan. Let's do it.
TT: Oh no, Jade's crying again. Gotta go fix her makeup. Text you when it starts.
- tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:10 -
SO Dave Strider put on his best tuxedo and got ready to crash the wedding of his one true love.