Well people it's time for the final chapter of my Christmas story. I'm glad I was not only able to get this out before Christmas but that I was able to actually complete a story this year. Hey maybe next year I can complete SSNED (Smashing Something New Every Day) and NOTW:BE (Night Of The Werehog: Brawl Edition). As per usual nothing really belongs to me here. Not Smash Brothers, not Christmas, not even the idea of mixing them together. But hey who else could of thought of this story? ... Well a lot, but who could of made it as screwed up as I did? Well guess you're going to have to find out this chapter. Read, review and enjoy everyone.
"Another Generic Smash Brothers Christmas Story Aka The Twelve Nights Of Smashmas Chapter Twelve Aka Final Chapter"
By DianaGohan.
Back At The Mansion Master Hand was shown pacing around looking over at the clock.
"Come on guys, hurry up getting those presents" he said glancing at the clock every so often. "I've got better things to do then be in this too you know."
"No you don't!" Falco was heard yelling out still trapped on the Bonsly.
"Yeah I do." Master Hand pointed at himself. "It's just so happen that me and Crazy Hand were able to get another episode of our sitcom up as a Christmas special on CW."
"You're realling reaching for the stars" Falco said sarcastically.
"Well at least I get to write the script" Master Hand was then shown holding out several pieces of paper. "See I get to be Myoshu Hando again and sing a new Christmas edition of "Glovey Lovey Love" that everyone cheers for."
"Wait a minute, when'd you get a Sitcom?" Alex Warlon was heard saying. "And who is Myoshu Hando? And what kind of song is "Glovey Lovey Love" anyway?"
Master Hand sighed. "Seriously, there are a lot of jokes you're missing because you aren't going back and rereading "Smashing Something New Every Day" like you should be." Master Hand pointed at the 4th wall. "You lousy ingrates go and read every single chapter of that story seven times, ingrain it into you're brain, and then come back and you'll know the stuff we're refrencing hiere, you stupid punks."
"Hey they aren't the ones trying to keep turning in this Christmas crap" Falco muttered.
Master Hand looked at him. "Hey only one chapter dealt with actual crap."
Falco crossed his hands. "And only one chapter dealt with actual Christmas."
"... Touche, but when everyone gathers together and sings the "Twelve Days of Christmas" with they're gifts, it will surley feel like Christmas then."
"Think you forgot something dumbass" Falco said holding out his hand. "You already sent everyone else to get the 2nd through 11st present after sticking me on this damn stupid baby tree. Who are you going to get for the Twelve Drummers Drumming?"
"Oh I got a crew" Master Hand said as four figures were then shown teleporting into the Mansion, revealing to be Mewtwo, Roy, Pichu and Dr. Mario. "I decided to let bygons be bygons and let them get a gift for me."
"How is making us get a stuff for you lettting a bygones be a bygons?" Dr. Mario asked.
"Well that and promising that Diana will defintley probably... hopefully do something with the Symbols story in 2009" Master Hand made a thumbs up at the auidence. "And guareteening it to be awesome."
"Super Special Awesome?" Pichu asked as everyone turned to him. "From Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged... Yugi says it a lot.. .when he transforms and... I don't do this stupid running joke in that arc a lot do I?"
"Well I hope not" Roy said looking angry at Master Hand. "She better write in me getting to cut you're index finger off so you can't make that stupid pointing motion."
Master Hand pointed at him. "Hey pointing isn't stupid-" Roy then quickly cuts off his finger as Master Hand cries out. "It is painful though!" He yelled flying around the room and bleeding.
"Well at least something good happened this Christmas' Roy said putting away his sword.
"What about that a boat full of a sexy a nurses we met during our adventure for the a twelve a drummers?" Dr. Mario asked.
"Hey, what did happen in your adventure anyway?" Falco asked.
Dr. Mario smiled. "Glad you a mentioned it. You see it a began-"
"Oh no you don't" Master Hand said taking a heart and healing himself before motiioning at the four. "I said you could get the item, not make a story out of it. That's for Brawl characters only, and guess what you guys aren't?"
"Brawl a this!" Dr. Mario said taking out a giant pill and chucking it at Master Hand, making him smash into a wall hard.
"Boy that'd be a bitter pill to swallow" Pichu pointed out. "If he swallowed it... and it tasted bitter... and he somehow had a mouth to aborb the piece in... Oh screw it, I'm just going to go attack him." Pichu then jumped in front of Master Hand and hit him with a Thunder as Pichu cried out. "Ahhh it hurts but it's worth it!" He yelled out.
"Ah, somebody help me out!" Master Hand screamed. He then looked to see psychic energy picking him up above the floor as he was shown floating higher in mid air. Master Hand looked to see Mewtwo holding out his hand. "Oh thanks Mewtwo". Mewtwo then smiled evily. "Uh, what was that action for-" Mewtwo's eyes then glowed as a psychic wave of energy hit Master Hand as he fell to the ground, screaming even louder in agony and writhing back and forth on the floor.
"Wow, what did you do to him?" Roy asked.
Mewtwo looked at the others. "He wanted to watch every single Christmas special ever made right? Well I simply just uploaded every possible one that had ever been produced into one concious thought streaming into his brian. Having so much information even for someone like Master Hand enter his brainwaves is going to cause quite a nasty shock throughout his nervous system."
"Wow, and I thought you uploaded some god awful Christmas special that he could a never ever forget a or something" Dr. Mario said.
Mewtwo shook his head. "Do you think I'd be as bad as DianaGohan to just make ever seemingly torterous unspeakable act relate to some facet of pop culture entertainment? I have a bit more class then that." Mewtwo looked over at Falco. "Besides from what you were complaining about he liked some of the bad specials anyway."
"Yeah he did and I'm liking this" Falco said smiling as he saw Master Hand writhing in pain. "About damn time he suffered for this story. Now if only we could get Diana down here and do that."
"Though I couldn't get her I was able to get the next best thing" Mewtwo then snapped his hands as a dozen women then fell hard to the ground. They then got up, revealing to look exactly like Diana, except dressed up in some white, yellow and black uniform with a silly white puffy hat on.
"Oh, do we really have to go and do this?" Asked one of the Dianas getting up.
Mewtwo pointed at Master Hand. "Do you want to end up like him?" The girls looked to see Master Hand moaning in pain as they quickly shook they're heads. "Good then." He then snapped his fingers as drum equipment appeared around them as they quickly grabbed it. "When I give the command you'll start playing. Understand?"
"Oh, but we only use to play Trombone back in marching band, not drums" one of the Dianas complianed as Mewtwo shot her an evil look as she quickly shut up.
Roy smirked a bit. "After our adventure which I guess still won't have a chance to get shown played out, Mewtwo got the great idea of stealing Master Hand's cloining gun and cloning a couple of the Dianas that kept popping up at the end of the chapter trying to make some sort of lame script format joke even though "THE END" alerady flashed onscreen".
"So none of these are the real ones then?" Falco asked as the four shook they're heads. "Oh well, I'm still doing this." He then took out his gun and started shooting them as they ran around, screaming out in fear. "That's for trapping me on a mini tree, bitch!"
"Hey, what's going on around here?" Link asked as he, Shiek and Diddy were shown walking through the front door.
"Oh hey" Roy said waving at him. "Just enjoying some MH Torment."
Crazy Hand then teleported in. "MH Torment? That's my favorite new band that probably dosen't exisit."
"Ahh, help me brother!" Master Hand yelled out still crying out on the floor.
"Help in a useful way or my super crazy funny wacky way?" Crazy asked.
"Ahhhh, The former!"
"Former what?"
"Help me now or no Crazy Hand juice for you!"
"Hey I need me my juice!" Crazy Hand then snapped his fingers and dropped a bunch of hearts on Master Hand who was able to get up.
"Thanks for that" Master Hand then looked over at Mewtwo annoyed. "As for you-" Mewtwo then smirked again as his eyes started glowing as he radiated with purple energy.
"Yes?" Mewtwo asked in an eerie tone.
"Uh... prepare for a mystical magical hand blast-"
"Actually when I tapped into your mind with my first stare I was able to temporarily remove any of your powers that revolve around any kind of attack or defense." Mewtwo said twirling his finger. "Which means you can't do anything to me until this story is over, and since this is out of continuity and there will never be another story in this continuity you can't do anything to get back at me either."
Master Hand thought for a second. "... Well uh..." Master Hand then glowed for a second and literally flew into Crazy Hand who was shown glowing with dark energy. "Ha, now I can get at you. And my brother's too psychologically damaged for your mental tricks to work."
"Perhaps, but do you really know how to work his powers out correctly?" Mewtwo asked.
"Why sure I do" Master Hand in Crazy hand (who shall just be refrered to as Master Hand cause I said so) stated as he snapped his fingers, causing an explosion that only blew himself up. He then coughed out some smoke. "Or on second though how about a truce?"
"Sure" Mewtwo said holding out his hand. "Want to shake on it?" He said as energy was shown glowing around him as Master Hand then quickly backed off.
Shiek raised an eyebrow. "Wow, someone's acting dark today."
Mewtwo shrugged. "Though not a villian I do sometimes I admitt I like letting some of my more moral ambitions go every so often, provided it's against the right people."
"Well he was kind of a jerk to us trying to get some good Christmas ideas out when we already done with our thing" Diddy Kong pointed out.
"Where is your a thing anyway?" Dr. Mario pointed out.
Shiek smirked and twirled the best buy bag. "Right here" she said throwing and catching it. "Seven "swans a swimming" all ready to be "a" seeing." She then looked at the Dianas. "Though I have to admitt nice use of the clone gun for the twelve dancers dancing."
Zelda and Zero Suit Samus teleported in. "It won't be as glorious though as our cloned "eight maids a milking" inferior clone" Zelda stated.
Shiek raised an eyebrow. "You do know you're girlfriend's a clone too right?"
"Yes but obvious a superior one in all ways" Zelda said kissing Zero Suit Samus's cheek who blushed a bit. "And soon her superiority will be shown once we get the results in from that viewers choice poll."
"Oh they're in alright, and you're not going to like them" Samus said as her and Meta Knight walked in carrying a computer.
"I think I'm going to like people saying that I'm better then you" Zero Suit Samus stated.
"I am sure you would but such a thing did not happen" Meta Knight said turning the computer on and going over to the reviews of this story. "Pretty much everyone who read this did not pick you best."
"Let me see that"! Zero Suit Samus said reading through the comments. "Alex Warlon says 'I vote Samus is... better.'" Zero Suit looked annoyed as she continued reading. 'Zero Suit Samus is just another sad sign that any female character must ultimately become a sex symbol in western culture. So SAMUS is better than Zesu.'"
"Oh that is such complete sexist drivel!" Zelda said making a fist. "That Alex Warlorn is obviously an inferior male who is trying to opress and obviously superior member of the better race."
"Well how about Wiiboychris?" Samus then took the computer and started reading it. "He says 'And for the voting, I'll go Samus, since she's a little more sane than Zero Suit Samus.'"
"I'M NOT CRAZY!" Zero Suit yelled out as everyone looked at her. "What, I'm not? Obviously this WiiboyChris guy dosen't know me that well."
"That'd be a quite inaccurate statement" Lucario said as he, Sonic, Wario and Yoshi jumped through one of the windows. "He's actually played through pretty much all of our adventures and knows them quite well so his opinions is very valid. You're just mad you're losing and are a fairly cliche western sex symbol." Zero Suit Samus then smacked Lucario with her laser whip as he smashed into the ground. "Oh yeah, now whip me more you dirty whore" Lucario said.
Zero Suit then took back her whip. "Oh no, I know how you like it."
"Wow, that sounded sexual and just disturbing at the same time" Yoshi commented as he threw BIrdo on the ground. "Anyway we got those four calling birds."
"And I way past call them a bunch of lamoes, especially these birds" Sonic said throwing down the Babylon Rouges. "They're way past no good and neither is any of my lameo racing games they're in."
"Didn't you say Sonic Riders was good?" Link asked confused.
"Uh you must be way way mondo confused" Sonic said as Link then took the computer and showed him chapter 20 of Smashing Something New Every Day. "No I only said we weren't ripping that lameo Mario off."
"Yes you were, you just a weren't doing it a very good" Wario said pointing at himself. "I'm what happens when you a rip off Mario right, except obviously better."
"Fatter, greedier, uglier, smeller, more annoying and general obnoxious don't equal better unless you're talking to other retards" Falco stated as everyone laughed at this.
Zero Suit Samus then took back the computer. "Hey I'm still looking for reviews where people acknowledge me over suit girl over there" she said poitning to Samus befoer going back to the reviews. "Okay here's one from The-3-Sueslayers that says 'I vote Samus. NOT Zero suit. REGULAR Samus. You see, she's not completely insane.'" Zero Suit then looked fairly ticked. "Why do people keep thinking I'm crazy?"
"Cause they're inepet fools Zesu" Zelda said holding out her hand. "Obviously this The-3-Sueslayers is such a sexist male-"
"Uh, The-3-Sueslayers is a FEMALE" Samus pointed out.
"Well... she's Canadian so obviously they have they're priorities backward in the land up north-"
Charizard was shown flying in the room. "Uh yeah I wouldn't say anything bad about her around here otherwise she'll have her OCs chase you around. ANd believe me those guys are nasty."
"You mean the mute kids, the grandma and the counterparts of random smash brothers players from around the world?" Link asked. "How are those nasty?"
Charizard pointed at him. "Hey they outnumbered me. Also unlike Diana's OCs you're not allowed to try burning these guys to death."
"Hey at least you didn't have to read any of Alex Warlorn's stories" Ivysaur said walking in.
"That dosen't sound too bad" Yoshi pointed out.
"Well it wasn't, but then I tried doing the review and Diana's stupid computer froze and I lost the copy of it." Ivysaur looked at the 4th wall. "It should be coming... some time down the pike, so just watch out for it."
"Same for that Vicarious Maiden story" Squirtle said walking in. "Seriously it's too bad the popularity of the show kind of tanked in the Hoenn regions cause that would of made a good song number for a second CD release for season 8 or so."
Pichu looked around. "Wait a minute, if you're here, where's your trainer?"
The Pokemon Trainer then walked in the room, wearing a dark cape. "Check it out guys, I've gone over to the dark side."
"That's not going over to the dark side" Ivysaur commented. "That's just wearing a stupid looking cape."
"But they said it'd make me evil" The trainer said pointing at Bowser, Dedede and Ganondorf walking in laughing some.
"Oh hey, did you guys actually finish your assingments?" Link asked them.
Ganondorf then took the two turtle doves that were biting on Dedede. "Indeed frail swordsman so behold my power of task completion. And even more frightening, manipulation."
"What manipualtion?"
"This one Quebbie!" Ganodnorf pointed at Trainer "He has fallen for the lies of ultimate evil!" Ganondorf yelled chuckling some more. "For no one can decieve or even prank better then the king of darnkess."
"What?" Squirtle jumped in front of them. "You call that a prank?"
"Hey just because we don't have tons of them there girlie clothes lying around like you do dosen't mean we can't do a plum good prank" Dedede said spinning his hammer.
"Hey those weren't just lying around. We borrowed them, without asking" Squirtle said looking at Ivysaur and Charizard. "You guys did give those back right?"
"Give back, burned to bits, who cares?" Chariard asked as squirtle narrowed his eyes.
"Hmmm the fire lizard may actually have some potential" Bowser said rubbing his chin. "Perhaps I can enlarge him godzilla size and have him destroy the plumbers in a monster movie romp of immese evil proportions-"
"Who are you calling evil?" Yoshi said smirking some. "We all read Chapter 19."
Bowser looked around. "Uh... I have no idea what you're talking about-"
"What is this feeling in me?" Lucario said imitating Bowser. "Could it be... guilt? Could I actually be guilty of what I did to her, or how I made her cry?" Everyone laughs at this as Bowser then goes over and punches Luario. "See, you just keep on giving benelovent koopa peacenick." Bowser growled at that angrily and looked away miffed as everyone laughed again.
"Okay now back to buisness" Samus said taking back at the computer. "IheartKirby says 'By the way, I vote for Samus, Zero Suit Samus, kind of crazy.' Samus smiles at her unsuited counterpart. "Ready to give up now when even people who don't even review the story every chapter are calling me best?"
"No!" Zero Suit Smaus said grabbing the computer back and pointing at it. "Ha, see. Ri2 says 'I vote for Power Suit Samus! Because she's awesome.' That's one vote for me."
"What are you stupid, as well as crazy?" Samus pointed at herself. "I'm Power Suit, You're Zero Suit Samus."
Zero Suit points at the story. "Oh yeah, then how come it says right here in chapter eight I'm cold out only wearing the blue powersuit."
"That's an ERROR, something this story is full cause Diana forgets to recheck her work" Samus then crossed her arms. "But if you want to be a technical little baby about it that's still four votes for me and only one for you."
"Man those sound like worse numbers then that result show we never had" Jigglypuff said as she, Snake and Donkey Kong were seen walking in.
"Oh cool, DK and those other guys are back" Diddy said walking over. "So did you get those pipers piping?"
Donky nodded. "Ooh, we get that" Donkey Kong said as he was shown muching on a banana. "Me would of prefered it it were eleven bananas bannaing and ten banans bananaing and nine banans bananing-"
"Oh shut the (swear) up before I stick this missle up your (beep)!" Snake said holding out his missle launcher as he then put it away. "Bad enough I had to be one of those stupid (beep)in judges for the thing."
"Hey I thought you liked being able to curse you and rant at the lack of talents most of the group had" Jigglypuff said confused.
"Yeah but those guys were far too (beep)ing annoying for it to be likeable for too much longer" the piper group came in and were shown piping as Snake held out a grenade. "You all stop doing that (swear) or else I'm (beep)in taking you out." Ne pointed at the corner. "Now stand in the corner over there until we tell yout to start." The eleven pipers grumbled a bit before going into the corner.
"... ANd this is called the most wonderful time of the year WHY again?" Yoshi asked.
"Because it is like such a wonderful time of the year!" Peach was heard calling out as she Mario and luigi walked in hugging one of the Waddle Dees tightly "We had like such a great time shopping and like got to meet Santa and got such nice gifts and Mario totally learned the lesson that it's so much better to give then it is to recieve."
Mario nodded. "That's right because this is the a time of the year to show that you a care" Mario then smirked at Bowser. "Though I guess Halloween could also be a time for that a too" he said as everyone laughed again.
"Hey I'm still bad to the bone!" Bowser then ran over and punched the Waddle Dee out of Peach's hands. "Ha, how'd you like me now?"
The Waddle Dee was crying as Peach ran over and quickly consoled it. "There there it's like okay" she aid picking it up and rubbing it's head as she looked over at Bowser, crying a bit. "Like how could you do such a thing?" he asked as some of her tears hit the ground.
Bowser gasped. "I'm sorry Peach I..." he then looked to see everyone looking at him. "I mean I'm the Koopa King and.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Bowser then quickly ran out of the room.
Luigi looked at him and rubbed his chin. "You know it's a kind of strange that's not even his most a strange a exit-a."
"Well hey considering his career it's one of the few where he still has some bit of a dignity left" Mario said chuckling a bit and showing the 10 "lord" trophies. "Unlike you guys and your magmuffin esque gifts our stuff actually related to the a plot of our story."
"Hey ours will, once you see everyone typing in that I'm the superior Samus!" Zero Suit yelled out.
Samus took the computer from her and typed something in. "Oh yeah, then how come everyone so far, including GhostWhoNeverLies voted for me?"
"That guy dosen't count!" Zero Suit yelled out. "He stole his name from a season four Family Guy episode."
"Hey there were some pretty funny jokes in Season four" Pichu pointed out. "Like the second Chicken Fight and... Jackie Chan calling Meg Malcom in the Middle and.. the Star Trek Next Generation cutawya and... uh I'm not pausing or anything I'm just trying to remember the jokes just to let people know."
"Well I'm trying to let them know that armorless me over there isn't getting voted for" Samus said pointing the computer for her. "Look. Even Penguin of the North Star says 'Power Suit Samus, 4 teh win!'
"That one also has bad Adult Swim worthy material, this time grammar in it'" Zero Suit pointed out. "Besides we already clarified I'm power suit-"
"No, cause went on to state 'Power Suit Samus will own your battlefields, sorry miss ZeroSuit but she is the better though not by much in my opinion' which specifically clarifies anyone who said Power Suti was voiting for me which gives me 8 votes to your zero."
"Well what about the other votes?" Zero Suit asked.
"No one else voted though" Meta Knight informed her. "Which means that you have lost by quite a large margin."
"Yeah and you know what that means" Master Hand said taking his cloning gun and making several copies of Zelda and Zero Suit as he snapped his fingers as the 8 of them appeared in Maids Attire. "You're now the milking maids for the song and for a holiday week full of servitude."
"I demand a recount!" Zelda cried out.
Master Hand pointed at her. "Sorry no recounts. The last one led to 8 years of an economic depression-"
"Boo no political jokes!" Someone yelled out.
"Hey shut up, you know it did!" Master Hand yelled back. "So you're just going to have to learn to love being slaves."
"Well... can I least be Samus's servant?" Zelda said pointing at Samus. "At least then it could almost be considered somewhat enjoyable."
"Punishment for makign stupid bets isn't suppose to be enjoyable" Samus said crossing her arms. "So no, I'm taking control of my crazy zero suit clones. You and your copies have to serve Meta Knight." The Zelda clones then groaned in frustration. "Oh just deal with it" Samus then leaned down and whispered to Meta Knight. "Try and make them do something really demeaning and embarassing to teach them a lesson."
"I'll try though I don't know if I could think of something like that" Meta Knight admitted.
"Hey guys!" Kirby said crashing through the window along with Game and Watch as Fox and Wolf then entered through the door. "Is it time for Super CHristmas Dinner Number three?"
Meta Knight smiled evily as he turned to Zelda and her clones. "Okay I've got something for you to do. You have to make all of Kirby's meals and clean up after him for the rest of the week."
"Wow, four chefs. That means I want four times as many meals!" Kirby yelled happily as the Zelda clones groaned at this.
"Hmmm seems like you had have had quite a few ordeals in this little adventure" Wolf said holding out his hand. "I hope you carry these warm christmas memories with you forever before you are either horribly killed or made my permenanet were servant in the Werehog story" he said laughing some.
"Oh can it Wolf-ass!" Falco yelled out.
Wolkf walked up to him. "What are you going to do if I don't?" He said using his Wolf Flash to pierece right through Falco who looked at him even more annoyed. "Come and get me then" he said doing a "come at me" motion.
"Oh I will" Falco said trying to leap off but getting shocked and falling harder on the Bonsly moaning in pain.
Wolf laughed. "And they say this story's not amusing."
"Get your laughs in now Wolf, cause in that werehog story you're the one whose going to be pummeled in" Fox said walking over. "Especially for not letting get in my Christmas story with Krystal-"
"Back in my day, crystals on grew on Christmas when Mr. Dinosaur said "Game and Watch you may grow crystals" and I said "that's more then three words you commie!" and beat him with a stick!" Game and Watch yelled out as everyone rolled they're eyes.
Link looked over at Fox. "You know I don't think you should of asked for Krystal to be in Brawl anyway. After what happeend to the princess she could of been even more mesed with,
Shiek smiled and put her hand on Link's shoulder. "Yeah and I don't think Krystal as an ultimate cool nice yet badass alternate persona to be with" she said kissing Link on the cheek who smiled and kissed her back.
"Hey if he tries that crap I'm capping him for good" Fox looked around. "Hey where is Master Hand anyway?"
"Uh, I'm him" Master Hand said (remember still in Crazy Hand's body). "Yeah some stuff happened and uh... well long story short I wound up inside my brother?" He pointed at Fox. "Enough about me. Where's your nine dancing ladies."
Fox held out his hand. "Oh Hideo said he's calling some in for us."
Snake groaned. "OH (beep)in great. I thought my (swear)ing creator was done making appearences in this (beep)."
"What other apparences?" Alex Warlon yelled out.
"I told you to be reading those SSNED archieves!" Master Hand yelled out. "And seriously those ladies better come here pronto." The 9 ladies were then shown right behind him, doing a can can dance. "Wow, when that'd happen?"
"Uh I don't really think you should be trying to bring logic into this crapfest" Fox said holding out his hand. "Things just happen here without no rhyme or reason-" Captain Falcon's ship then crashes through the roof as he, Toon Link, Ness and Lucas jump down. "Like that for example."
"Hey don't be dissing the Falcon, who beat the pants of his super snobby French Rival" Falcon said making a pose as he then threw the three french hens from the French guy on the ground. "Now the only moves he knows are... getting punched in the air related ones."
"Yeah and I got to get revenge back on Diana for making me fall down due to random Turbelence" Toon Link called out.
One of the drummer Dianas raised her hand. "Hey that was me you did that to?"
"Cool, that means I can do this again!" Toon Link was then shown holding the "turbelence" button as he kept pressing it, making Diana keep slamming hard into the ground.
"That dosen't seem to be the right festive attidue to have" Lucas said holding out his hands. "Christmas is about sharing and showing everyone you care-"
"Uh, that was Peach's story" Ness said looking over to him. "Our story was just on why to dislike being in a certain place in Europe and making unnecessary Ricky Bobby parallels."
"Oh but I'm sure like you're story could of had a nice message too" Peach said smiling at Lucas. "Since it is always nice to have the Christmas spirit."
Lucas nodded. "Yeah but you did it much better Peach. I was especially imrpessed in Chapter 19 when you made Bowser admit his wrongs-"
"Everyone stop saying that!" Bowser whined still in his room.
"Hey there's no mondo crime in showing people the holiday spirit" Sonic said holding out his fist. "That remidns me when I was on a train and showing everyone that just because you weren't moving around and getting with your familes wasn't a reason to be way past bummed out-"
"That was a Family a Matters starring the guy who use to do your a voice!" Mario called out.
"Oh yeah.." Sonic rubbed his head. "I think my Christmas special was about Robuttnik replacing Santa with a robot duplicate so everyone would give him presents."
"Well, sadly that a beats the lameness that was that a Cave Christmas a thing" Mario admitted.
The trainer held out his fist. "Our special was the best. I got to meet a talking lapras, and help Santa find his boot, and see him ride off on a Rapidash because Stanler hadn't been found in Johto yet."
"Pfft that special sucked" Pikachu was heard saying as he, R.O.B and Marth walked down the stairs to the main room. "I got harassed by a Jynx in the beginning and the plot was even more stupid then normal. The only good holiday special was the one that you or the guy you're pretending to be wasn't really in." Pikachu looked up. "Espeically since I didn't get contiously crapped on in that one!"
"Man you need to let that go" Master Hand said looking at him. "I mean so what a little bird poo fell on you-"
"That was NOT a little bird poo" Marth said holding up his cape. "I had to take forty showers before the smell came out and actually throw away my old clothes and put on a whole new set."
"Well at least that one only makes you look slightly effeminie" Roy called out as Marth took out his sword. "Hey relax it's only a joke."
"I am not in a joking mood right now" Marth said darkly.
"Wow then get the hell out of this story" Master Hand said pionting at him. "But uh first I need those Six geese a laying."
"Beep, here are the fowl you have requested, boop" R.O.B said as he was shown holding up the six blasted geese before laying them on teh ground. "They have been washed an estimated 102 times in order to remove any waste units on them, boop."
"Well I'm still not eating that" Master Hand said about to snap his fingers. "I'll just poof us in a good Christmas Eve Dinner-"
"Why do that when we could have our slaves do that for you?" Samus asked smirking darkly at the Zero Suit and Zelda group who looked at them annoyed. "Hey it will be good pratice for having to feed the eating machine all week" Samus added as her and Meta Knight smiled at each other.
"Man people sure are acting dark in this chapter" PIchu said looking around. "You think it's because of our evil influence?"
"We're not a evil, we're just a misunderstood and mis treated figures who deserve to get what a we quest for as the a symbols" Dr. Mario pointed out.
"Yeah so the evil influence must be coming from me!" Ganondorf cried out.
"No, i reckon it be coming from me" Dedede said poitning at himself.
Bowser poked his head in. "Wrong, it's coming from me, Bowser-"
"Chatper Nineteen" everyone said at once as Bowser muttered and poked his head back out.
"I actually detected that there is a 70 percent chance that was an actually enjoyable exchange, beep" R.O.B commented.
"And thanks for ruining it" Pikachu said sarciastically looking at Master Hand. "Can we just end this now?"
"Hey, we're still missing a certain few golden rings." Ike, Pit, Olimar and the Ice Climbers were then teleported in . "Oh, here we are. How was your guys adventure."
"It was a most spendid and enjoyable period" Pit said taking out his bows. "My new weaponry will help me fight better against anyone who dare opresses the name of Palutena ever again."
"Hopefully this time you won't be using it on your own troops" Popo pointed out. "Since like that Alex guy said you did kill one of your own guy."
"Well since he is not a privleged member of the court of the goddess I will forgive his ignorance and not knowing that when you are spotted and engaged with troops when trying to enter the palace of her most holy lord it is expected that you know that there is a chance your own live may be slain in combat. You take the chance of risking you're very being just to be within the goddess's presence which makes it all the more thrilling to behold her in person."
"Oh dear, you did not mention the possiblitiery of the loss of the life!" Olimar said sort of freaked.
"I did not think that you would be able to handle it so I did not specifcy it since I had the utmost confidence in our victory."
"Yeah the fighting was pretty fun but that snowball ice war was even better" Nana said smiling at Pit. "You really do have a nice goddess."
"Yeah but one who also has some pretty deep and complex issues" Ike pointed out. "We were talking and it really seems that she's trapped in a position she may not even want anymore-"
"Wait, all you did was talk?" Falcon said crossing his arms. "Geez and the Falcon was jealous thinking you were getting it on."
"Oh we did that too" Ike said smiling a bit. "And let's just say that she's one eager to please goddess."
"Oh please" Roy said crossing his arms. "I bet she was probably like half man under there-" Roy was then blasted by a tremendous energy bolt that hit him as he fell to the ground looking quite charred.
Ike twirled his sword. "Well well, looks like god is on my side. And I'm just not talking about a god of death either."
"You got that from Death Note" Marth pointed out.
"Well at least I got something worthwhile, unlike you Mr. bird crap" Ike taunted as Marth looked at him angrily.
"Yeah that's nice and all, but did you get those rings I needed?" Master Hand asked.
Pit nodded and threw the five Palutena rings to him. "Not only did we obtain rings but they are the most luxrious and priceless in all the land-"
Wario gasped. "Hey look, a record company wanting to sign a Glovey Lovey Love!"
Master Hand floated over to him. "Where?" He asked as Wario bite him and then grabbed the rings.
"Ha ha, all a Wario's!" Wario cried out as Pit then shot him with a load of arrows, sticking him hard to the wall.
"Not only was that for trying to abscond with artifacts of her most holiness but also I believed I still owed you that flurry of arrow shots after our last encounter in the other tale DianaGohan is currently creating new material for" Pit said grabbing the rings and handing them back to Master Hand.
"Thanks" Master Hand said looking at them. "These really are the best gift out of the whole twelve."
"I don't know, I think servants can be better then even priceless rings if used right" Samus pointed out.
"Yeah maybe but look at the rest of the stuff we got laid around the room." He then pointed over at the various birds and people crowding and chatting amonst themselves. Master Hand rubbed his glove. "Hmm you know thinking about it, maybe this was a bad idea to do the 12 days of Christmas as gifts. I mean I think everyone has realized that getting they're true love an increidble load of poultry and slave labor isn't going to cut it anymore."
Link narrowed his eyes. "You stole from that from the Nostaglia Chick didn't you?"
Master Hand looked around nervously. "Uh... not that's ridicolous. You know I don't know anything about Nostalgia."
Falco pointed over at the Ice Climbers, R.O.B and Game And Watch. "Then explain what they're doing in the tournament."
"Uh... how about we all just start singing?. Cause the sooner we start the sooner we can end this." Master Hand then waved his finger and started singnig.
"On the first day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me,
A Falco on a Bonsly" Falco then tried shooting at him as Master Hand ducked and continued singing.
"On the second day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me-
"Two snapping turtles with wings glued on them" Ganondorf sang as the two turtles then bit him. "Ow, my personal evil region!"
"And a Falco on a Bonsly" Master Hand sang as he started moving back and forth to the melody.
"On the Third day of Chrismtas the Smashers gave to me-"
"Three Stupid French Guy's hen" Captain Falcon sang.
"Get these stupid turtles off me!" Gandonrf sang trying to knock the turtles away from him.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly" Master Hand sang as everyone looked at each other and shrugged as they started singing.
"On the fourth day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me-"
"Four Mondo Lame Knocked Out Calling Birds" Sonic sang.
"Three French hens from a Frenchmen I hope helps his country out" Lucas sang.
"Here you can have your two turtles back" Ganondorf sang as he threw them at Dedede who started screaming as they were snapping him.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" Everyone sang.
"On the Fifth Day Of Christmas The Smashers Gave to Me-"
"Fiveeeeeee Glorious Rings Of The Goddess!" Pit Sang out.
"Those four birds we knocked out" Yoshi sang.
"Three dirty french birds" Ness sang.
"I reckon I hate these two turtles" Dedede sang trying to knock the turtles off him.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" Everyone sang as Falco was shown looking fairly miffed.
"On the Sixth day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me-"
"Six Former Crap Filled Geese A Laying" Pikachu yelled.
"Fiveeeeeeeee really nice ringsssssss!" Nana and Popo sang.
"Four of those supposed calling birds" Lucario sang.
"Three dumb Eurpoean hens" Toon Link sang.
"Okay I reckon you're having these two turtles turtle" King Dedede sang throwing the two turtles at Squirtle.
"And a Falco in A Bonsly!" Everyone yet again sang.
"On the Seventh day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me-
"Seven Princess Tutu DVDs" Shiek sang twirling the bag.
"A Half Dozen fowl who are .01 Percent covered with any amount of former feces they of may had on them" R.O.B said in a montone voice.
"Fiveryyyyyyyyyy Palutena Ringiesssssssss!" Olimar sang.
"Four a stupid birds with some a gender confusement Issues" Wario sang trying to get out of being trapped.
"Three Hens I should of Falcon Punched" Captain Falcon said.
"Two turtles can't beat one" Squirtle said water gunning the two turtles to the wall.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly" the group sang.
"On the Eight day of Christmas, the Smashers gave to me-"
"Eight Crazy Servant Maids That Me and Meta Own" Samus sang.
"Those Seven Swans a Swimming DVDs from Best Buy" Diddy Kong sang
"Six Birds I'm chopping up when this is over" Marth said taking out his sword.
"Five Hoursssss Getting It On, I mean Ringsssssss!" Ike sang.
"Four Lameo Birds Who Shouldn't Of Even Been In Any Of Our Games" Sonic sang.
"Three Of Those French Hens Some Guy Randomly Pulled Out Of His Cape" Toon Link Sang.
"Two Turtles to Vine Whip" Ivysaur sang as he was shown smacking around the two turtles with his vine whip.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" The Group sang.
"On the Ninth day of Christmas, the Smashers gave to me-"
"Nine Ladies Dancing A Konami Executive Called In" Fox Sang.
"Eight Maids A Milking that prove Samus's superority" Meta-Knight sang as Samus blushed some.
"Seven Suggestions From Alex Warlorn We Probably Accepted In This Story" Shiek sang.
"Six Geese A Laying Crap Even Worse Then Chapter Six" Pikachu sang.
"Fiveeee Objects From My Eternal Protector Who Is Always Fair And Justtttt" Pit Sang.
"Four Calling Birds That Can't Even Lay Good Eggs" Yoshi Sang.
"Three Of those hopefully going to be let loose in the wild afterward French hens" Lucas sang.
"Two turtles I can crush" Charizard sang as he was shown kicking the turtles around.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" Everyone Sang as the melody really started kicking in.
"On the Tenth day of Christmas, the Smashers gave to me-"
"Ten like totally cute lords a leaping in like trophy form" Peach sang out.
"Back in my day the number nine was a sign to start praising the dinosaurs-" Game and Watch rambled before Fox kicked him away.
"Eight Milking Maids Who Were Unjustly Punished due to Sexism!" Zelda cried out.
"Seven Swans A Swimming In An Anime That Is Probably Okay" Link sang.
"Six Fowls Who Are Have Long Passed Expired" R.O.B pointed out as everyone was silent for a second.
"Did I mention I had sex... I mean five gold Palutena rings!" Ike sang.
"Four calling birds and could I call someone to a get me down?" Wario sang still trying to struggle out of the arrows.
"Three hens that won't keep me from getting sick" Ness sang.
"These Turtwigs are tough!" The trainer sang running away from the two turtles chasing after him.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" The group sang together.
"On the Elevnth Day Of Christmas, The Smashers Gave To Me-"
"Eleven Pipers A Piping With The Potential To Sound Quite Good Together Though some of they're tones could use improvement and they're melody isn't quite in synch but that is something that can be worked on later" Jigglypuff sang.
"Ten a Christmas lord trophy a bosses" Mario sang.
"Nine Dancing Ladies who aren't very tasty" Kirby said trying to suck on one of the girls legs as he was kicked away.
"Eight stupid reviewers who don't know how to tell whose the better Samus" Zero Suit Samus sang.
"Seven Swans A Swimming, Even Though Our Games Usually Use Enguarde For Swimming" Diddy sang.
"Six geese a laying I"m cutting up now!" Marth sang annoyed as he started slicing up the dead birds.
"Five Ice Climbers Flashbacksss Are Almost as good as ringsss" Popo and Nana sang.
"Four birds I call way past dumb" Sonic sang.
"Three French Hens actually from that disgusting country France" Captain Falcon sang.
"Two new Turtwig Teammates" The trainer sang as he was shown capturing them in Pokeballs.
"And a Falco on a Bonsly!" Everyone sang as the drums were shown really being beat on.
"On the Twelth day of Christmas the Smashers gave to me-"
"Twelve soemhow stupider versions of Dianas a drumming!" Mewtwo, Pichu, Dr. Mario and Roy called out.
"Eleven (beep)in stupid pipers a (swear)ing piping" Snake muttered.
"Ten lords a leaping I helped a beat" Luigi sang making a victory pose.
"Nine... million different reasons Krystal won't ever bein this tournament" Wolf sang as Fox looked over at him annoyed.
"Eight maids I wouldn't mind milking!" Captain Falcon sang out as everyone looked over at him. "Oh, sorry about that."
Master Hand sighed. "Okay people, from twelve yet again."
The Smashers groaned and started singing again. "On the twelfth day of Chrsitmas the Smashers gave to me."
"What we said before about the stupid Dianas drumming" the four not in brawl characters sang.
"Eleven Pipers who no bananas" Donkey Kong sang.
"Ten a bosses who will get further developed in some other a story" Mario sang.
"Nine dancing ladies who I'm going to kick Wolf into" Fox said charging at his arch enemey who was barley able to jump over.
"Eight servant milking maids who Captain Falcon can't touch" Samus sang as Falcon groaned.
"Seven Of Those DVDs that cost quite a lot of money, cause Best Buy isn't the best buy" Link sang.
"Six dead geese who could write better then Diana!" Pikachu sang.
"Fiveeeeeeee Of those Mirrory Ring Thingiessssss!" Olimar sang.
"Four Calling Birds who still haven't woke up" Lucario sang.
"Three French Hens who I'm sure would make nice pets" Lucas sang.
"We're outta here!" The turtles were heard singing as they lept out of the Pokeballs and walked off, shocking everyone for a few seconds.
"Andddddddddd a Falcoooooooooooooo.... In aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Everyone sang as the melody stopped.
Master Hand waved at the camera. "Well that's it everyone. Hope you enjoyed this story cause it's done."
"Wait, that's it?" Link asked. "What about like the aftermath?"
"Pfffttt, we never promised any aftermath" Master Hand stated.
"Actually you did promise aftermath" Mewtwo pointed out. "After Diana PMed Alex back saying she'd take the idea he had about an epilogue and expanding on it."
"Oh yeah, that". Master Hand looked around. "But this looks like a job for no ordinary narrator. This looks like a job for... THE BOLD TEXT NARRATOR!
Thank you master hand. Bold Text Narrator here to tell you all what happened to everyone during the Christmas Break.
Well first off, Master Hand was able to seperate from Crazy Hand after awhile and get back his powers. Before he did though, Falco got off the Bonsly and beat on him with it several hundred times. The Bonsly wasn't hurt but Master Hand's bones were broken . And since the hearts and tomatoes ran dry he was in pain for days and days.
The Trainer went chasing after the turtles who left him and ended up in the Sinnoh region, meeting Ash and co and helping out some kid with his Bidoof in one of the lamest filler episodes ever. The trainer became a rival who would occasionally appear, but like Richie he had no real personality except being just like Ash, except in his case dumber.
Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle also went to the Pokemon Anime and severly beat on Team Rocket for hours on end, making sure they'd never ever appear again. The three then actually did end up doing reviews of Alex Warlorn's work which I'd highly recommend, wink wink.
Bowser tried proving his evil title after the incidents of chapter Nineteen by creating a new movie script. This one actually got accetped by Hollywood, but through the magic of Dreamworks somehow became a CGI flick about Goldiocks and the three bears, starring Mae Whitman, John Goodman and Carmen Electra as that sexy sister of Mama Bear.
Ganondorf ended going back to hyrule for Christmas and spending time with TwinRova. He claimed he was doing evil destructive things and would conquer Hyrule in a matter of days. No one believed but this time... they ended up being right yet again as Link once again defeat his stupid evil plan.
King Dedede tried stealing Christmas ala the Grinch and was sued by Wiiboychris AND Brawl In The Family Webcomic for copyright infringment. He then busted out and tried busting Kirby and was sent to jail yet again as he yet again busted out. Seriously why do people lock away super villians when they can just break out of jail like that?
Captain Falcon Offically decleared he would never ever ever go to France ever again. He then spent his Christmas with no one, for about five minutes. Then he called up the alternate dark zelda hooker and got it on with her several times.
Toon Link sailed back to his homeland and spent time with Tetra and her sister. He also took one of those Diana clones as him and Tetra had a fun game finding out how many times they could use the turbelence button to make her fall off a cliff before she died. It turned out to only be one, but a fun one it was.
Ness journed to Eagleland and had a good christmas with his family getting a brand new baseball bat. Mewtwo ended up joining him and if you ever saw the Justice League episode "Comfort and Joy" well Mewtwo was kind of like J'onn J'onzz in that but less stretchy into sweaters and singing hyms with the cat and more playing psychicball with Ness' brand new baseball bat.
Lucas then went to France and was happy to find out that indeed the French Man had helped all of France become a lot more Christmasy and was able to make brand new friends all over Europe and make them want to play the new Earthbound Zero even more then America does.
Sonic then used his super speed to travel to all his various continuites. He chilled with Tails and Knuckles in the game continuity while running away from amy, got together with Sally from the SatAM continuity and then in the Archie continuity, kicked Chris in the teeth in the Sonic X continuity and watched some of Sonic Underground and Adventures of Sonic the hedgehog and realized how much those shows sucked.
Yoshi found a nice pink Yoshi and had a nice Christmas eve night with her on Yoshi's island. Unfourantley they're relationship only lasted a day as she ended up stupidly sticking her tounge onto a pole and getting it caught there with no chance of getting unstuck. Yoshi then realized that maybe a marathon of a Christmas Story is a good idea every so often, but still a whole day of showing it is far too much.
Wario biked to WarioWare. He then had a Christmas Carol expierence with three ghosts but didn't really learn anything about greed. He did end up getting Mona a nice gift (that he stole from Waluigi) and continue trying to make a proft any legal and illegal way he could think of.
Lucario spent his christmas break reading every single chapter of "The Subspace Emissary: World Conquest" and realized that it is indeed worth reading and parodying and then maybe watching those parodies... I mean chapters again. Lucario never did see Chris or Chris's lucario again but he still remained a loyal WiiboyChris fan and promised that'd Diana get back to reading those chapters at a quicker rate then she has been.
Olimar spent his Christmas with the Pikmin. It turns out though that Chirstmas with the Pikmin pretty much means doing what he was reguarly doing, except this time using green Pikmin who apprently are able to dig and get other Pikmin quicker, blend with they're einvorment, and when combined with red Pikmin make really nice Christmas decorations.
The Ice Climbers went back to Icicle Mountain and had a big friendly Ice War, laughing and playing and having a grand old time with each other. Some Nitpickers tried stealing they're vegetables again but they soon felt the meaining of the hoidays, which pretty much meant being smashed in by Popo and Nana's hammers. Try making a sequal out of that Nintendo, if you ever decide that'd actually be a profitable idea.
Pit used his new bow and position as sub god of Angel Land to help it propser and get a lot of angels they're chirstmas wings. In fact only one angel didn't get his wings, which was the dark angel. I don't mean evil Pit like in some fanfics, I mean that Jessica Alba girl from that Dark Angel show. She didn't get her wings. he did talk smack about Palutena though and get arrowed in several hundred places. Now try being in the next Fanatsic Four flop hoe!
Ike spent time with Palutena for his Christmas season getting to know the goddess quite intimtlay, emotinally, physically, mentally, spirtually and well pretty much every facet. It's quite a tale actually. In fact once Night Of The Werehog gets done it might get it's own spinoff story. Then again Diana has promised a lot of spinoff stories in her years as an author but thsi one might have some legs. Look out for it hopefully sometime soon.
Pikachu however wanted nothing to ever do with another DianaGohan story again and made a conract with her limiting his role and promising to never get any more crap parts. She then wrote a scene where a squrrel peed on him and Pikachu shocked her hours on end so she changed it to the squirrel giving him a giant bottle of Ketchup which Pikachu spent the rest of Christmas happily sucking down.
R.O.B put himself into sleep mode and... slept all of Christmas. How exciting.
In order to try and get one up on Ike, Marth tried getting into a relationship with Ike's sister Mist. Unfouratnley due to a series of supremely convientant and incredibley weirdly plotted events you'd only find in the most stupidest an inane of stories, Mist thought Marth was one of Ike's old girlfriends and forced her to help her shop for new wardrobes for Christmas break.
Shiek And Link ended up watching Princess Tutu and found it to be pretty good. So they decided to buy some Best Buy DVDs to watch in private. They also bought the Old 80's Zelda Cartoon Show to rift on how stupid it was. And how lame Link's excuse me Princess catchphrase was, though Link admitted that sometimes it'd be better then being called Quebbie all the time. Shiek also ended up snapping the wrist of the Unspoiling Hero when he tried interrupting one of they're make out sessions by saying they shouldn't try spoiling what happens at the end of Majora's Mask. Like anyone cares at this point about that.
Diddy Kong went to visit the Kongo Jungle for the holidays. He exchanged gifts with Dixie, sang some carols with Lanky, Tiny and Chunky, and even was nice enough to listen to one of Cranky's old timey rants about how the jungle use to be. Diddy also expiremented what would happen if he put Jelly in one of his peanut popguns and ended up creating a fun new way to make peanut butter and jelly sandwitches.
Meta-Knight and Samus gave a bunch of ridicolous and random orders to Zelda and Zero Suit Samus to try and teach them a lesson about being so sexist and so crazy. Zero Suit and Zelda tried breaking out of they'er contract at every turn but weren't able to. They did find a way to have an eight way makeout session with all of they're clones at the same time though. Meta Knight and Samus also honed they're training some and paid what remained of they're family respect, being happy that they at least still had each other in they're life.
Kirby ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and... do I really need to keep repeating this?
Mr. Game And Watch talked with Mr. Resetti about the first christmas ever. He then accidentley smashed hismelf on the head one day over break and could only talk in beeps for awhile. Alex Warlorn was amazed at this and then disappointed when he hitsemfl on teh head again and went back to rambaling on and on. Alex learned a good lesson that Diana will want what she'll want and he'll just have to accept that, and seriously rambaling Mr. Game and Watch is funny when used right.
Wolf went back to spend time with his team again. This time when Alliw visited they threw her in an airlock and sent her into deep space. Wolf also spent a lot of time goign over his strategy in Night of the Werehog: Brawl Edition and thinking up any concienvable strategy that could be used against him. Will he end up winning this? Guess you'll have to tune in to that OTHER fic to find out.
Fox ended up spending some nice personal time with Krystal and finally came to terms with her not being in brawl. Of course since this isn't a canon fic he didn't come to actual term with but he did have a nice time being with her and enjoying spending a quiet christmas all loned in they're little "foxhole."
Peach gave out all her gifts to Waddle Dees, Alloys, friends all over the mushroom kingdom, and even to the crazy Diana author who writes this. She made everyone happy with her presents and spent a lot of time singing songs and having good old holiday fun, proving for the billonth time that it's better to give then it is to recieve. She did recieve a special gift from Santa though: A personal passpart to the North Pole anytime she wanted. Peach is expected to go next year and hep mrs. Claus bake some delicous christmas cookies.
Luigi didn't get a sequal to Luigi's Mansion but he did end up getting a big gigantic celebration party thrown for his 25th year old annivesary. Being a quarter of a centry old Luigi realized even if he didn't have Mario's success he still did have a lot of lvoe and admiration from fans all over the world. He also watched some epiosdes of his old show, along with the yotuube variations of it and was shocked at just how much the phrase "that's Mama Luigi to you Mario" could be used by so many different people.
Speaking of Mario, everyone's favorite plumber went around the world to spread his version of Christmas cheer. It not only brought a lot of people happiness but deals with Australia and even parts of Africa made Mario and Nintendo even richer. Look for Mario Crash Bandicoot Hunter And Mario: Desert Sunshine Available to import from places you'd never expect top games to start out.
Jigglypuff went and joined like 50 choirs over the Chirstmas season and ended up finding a good tone that didn't put anyone to sleep when she sang. She then actual met Paula Abdul and was given a little guest role judge tryout for Amerian Idol but ended up poudning Simon Cowell in the face several times for being a jerk. Thoguh she didn't face any procesution charges she was prhobitied from doing any public singing for about a month and now just singis to herself in her room about the time she "hit it big" as it were.
Snake went back to his world and spent a Christmas was his team. Raiden wanted to know what the chances were of him starring in Metal Gear Solid 5 and Snake politley responded "in about a (beep)in chance of hell you (beep)in stupid replacment ass (swear)." Snake did end up leaving a good present though: a high class thermal bomb in Game and Watch's room as the old man blew out the window defintley making Snake's holiday.
Donkey Kong found out that there are not only bananas in the jungle and in barrels, but also in supermarkets. He started eating a lot of bananas in King Kullen and was shocked to find out he had to pay for them. This caused him to severly ravage the King Kullen. He was let off the hook though by DianaGohan since he ravaged the King Kullen that she use to work for that fired her for no specifically good reason worth going into. Let's just say they were jerks and that's that.
The Melee characters who didn't make it into Brawl helped Falco beat up Master Hand and made sure he never got those recovery items. Mewtwo then had a christmas party for hsi Smash Tournament which went well except for when Mega Man showed up drunk and tired shooting people until Mewtwo had to throw him out.
So overall everyone had a nice Christmas and made for a nice Chirstmas story that is now finally coming to...
THE END!
Woo, finally. A story offically over without any real loose ends that I have to go back and tie up. I could go back and edit them but that's different. Anyway hope you really enjoyed this and hope you'll enjoy my work in the next chapters of "Night Of The Werehog: Brawl Edition" and any other story I try writing for. So have a nice holiday season everyone and remember peace and love and please oh please review!