Sweet: *gross sobbing at the dark corner*

Candy: What the junk is wrong with you?

Sweet: *screams* THE KILLUA FEELS! *gross sobbing*

Candy: Oh, THAT episode.

Sweet: *nods* IT WAS TOO SAD! And it gives me the jingles.

Candy: Just continue with the story.

Sweet & Candy: Sweet Candy180 does not own Hunter x Hunter. Sorry for bad grammar and OOCness.

?: Thank you.

xXx

"Shit."

Was the first word that came out of Momoko's mouth when she saw, a big, BIG mess in her kitchen.

There was too much chocolate and blood.

That DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

OR DELICIOUS.

She turned around and pushed Biscuit and Killua behind her side and ran to the door.

When she reached the door, she opened it and shouted, " F*UCK YOU, B*TCHELLE!"

Michelle on the other hand, smirked and said, "I SAID I'D TAKE REVENGE, M&M!"

(It's... Momoko. The M&M is... Momoko. *dies*)

Killua and Biscuit then ran to her and Biscuit asked, "Why was your kitchen messy?"

"And full with ketchup?"Killua piped up.

Momoko turned to Killua and asked, "Ketchup?" with a face called 'WUT.'

Biscuit nodded.

Momoko groaned.

She turned back to the door and she slammed the door.

"I F*CKING HATE HER." Momoko told the two strictly while staring at the door.

The both of them sweat dropped and asked at the same time, "Why?".

Momoko turned to the both of them with a really sad face that made Biscuit and Killua worried.

"Because... that b*tch... killed my hubby."

WAIT, HOLD THE F*CKING MOMENT. HUBBY? AS IN... HUSBAND?

"Wait, she what now?" Killua asked, confused.

Momoko sighed.

"I'm a WIDOW!" Momoko shouted with her hands up in the air.

Killua's jaw dropped; for like how many times did his jaw drop?

"Wait, YOU'RE a widow?!" Killua shouted while he took one step back and fell on the floor eyes widen.

Momoko pouted.

"HOHOHO! Another information; she already lost her virginty." Biscuit added as she 'hohohoed' again.

(NOBODY ASKED FOR MORE INFORMATION.)

Killua fainted and he was shocked at the same.

"Bisky-chama!" Momoko shouted too as her face was as red as a tomato.

Biscuit laughed while Momoko hits Biscuit well, not too hard.

Well, I wanted to know about her HUBBY!

xXx

Gon was at the living room sitting on a couch.

With Takaaki.

And some coffee in their hands.

"So!" Gon said breaking the silence.

"So?" Takaaki asked.

SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

"What's your favorite colour?" Gon asked.

Takaaki stared at him for a while and laughed.

He stopped laughing and said, "Scarlet."

Gon's face mouthed an 'O' as he drank his coffee.

"Is there someone you like?" Takaaki asked.

Gon stopped drinking his coffee and put his cup on the coffee table.

He put his index finger on his chin and pondered.

"Well?" Takaaki asked while he placed his cup of coffee on the table too.

Gon blushed as he put his index finger down and fidgeted.

Takaaki's left eyebrow rised up and he was surprised to seeing Gon blushing.

(I MEAN, THAT'S ADOWABLE.)

"I-I r-really like someone... but, I don't think I should say it..." Gon said as he blushed hard.

Takaaki smiled.

'Momoko, I think you're losing~' Takaaki thought happily.

xXx

"So, let me get this straight." Killua said.

The three of them sat on the couch and were all holding their cups of coffee.

Killua understanded the situation and tried to talk about it again.

(It's long, are you ready?)

Killua took a deep breath then-

"You were the princess of Mahou Ie, then both of your parents died when you were sixteen because of some thieves on the year 1514; where nobody knows how to talk yet, I think, then you had to rule the kingdom by yourself. You felt lonely and one of your guards told you to try and find a king and you agreed quickly, so you had your guard to protect the kingdom from intruders while you go and find a soulmate while disguising yourself as a commaner. Then, you found a man who was entitled a hunter and he saw you too. You talk to him and had a lot of common, so you had to propose him; which is weird cause the man has to propose the woman, not the woman. But, moving on, he accepted your proposal and the two of you got married and skip the 'happily ever after' and continue at the after 'ever after' where you gave birth to fifteen children and you were really happy. You've forgotten about your kingdom and went back there with your family. But the kingdom was destroyed because of the thieves and then, your husband was killed by the leader of the group of thieves; Michelle Fiorelle, who wanted to reclaim the throne who is also your cousin. She killed thirteen of your children and Michelle wanted to let only two of your children to live; Sayu and Sakura. But, your daughter, Sayu died because she was shot by a gun. So, you wanted to live with your daughter, Sakura, but she was already too old to live with her mother. So, you got bored and called Pipi to help make a cafe. DONE!" Killua shouted before breathing heavily.

Biscuit and Momoko's eyes were wide and they were surprised that he could speak that fast only to explai about Momoko's past.

Momoko then went to the gasping-for-air-Killua and asked, "Would you like some pasta?"

Killua nodded quickly and Momoko then went to the kitchen quickly.

"I never expected you to speak that fast only to explain something." Biscuit said as she drank her coffee.

Well, that would be impossible to speak that fast.

Anyway, while Momoko was making pasta, the explanation that she gave to them was replayed by Killua, made her feel... sad.

'Losing my 15th child after the battle...' Momoko thought.

Then a drop of her tears fell down on her cheeks.

'Sayu... I miss you so much.' Momoko thought as her tear start to over flow.

She wiped her tears and continued cooking pasta for the everyone.

"Momoko."

Momoko turned around and saw Takaaki standing there and leaning against the doorway, crossing his arms on his chest.

Momoko made a small smile as she looked at him.

"You exposed too much information. If you keep exposing information, then you would have to leave the Human World." Takaaki said strictly.

"You even lied about Mahou Ie. Why?"Takaaki asked again.

Momoko went silent and sighed.

Okay, the thing about Mahou Ie?

No, there isn't a Mahou Ie.

There never was.

Momoko made up the 'kingdom' called Mahou Ie because if she revealed the true name of her country, then automatically, she would have to leave the Human World.

Oh, Momoko's is a witch, remember?

So that would mean she isn't human.

"Well, who else wants proof?" Momoko asked.

Takaaki sighed then 'poof!'-

Takaaki turned back to his bird self.

"Hmph! I think I want to go and have a little snack outside! Would you like some too?" Pipi asked.

Momoko pondered.

'What does he eat again... OH! WORMS!' Momoko thought before she shuddered.

The blue bird then flew away to find his food.

Momoko finished her pasta and said, "This story is going to get really... LONG!"

DONE! Okay, let's see here, I'm sorry because it's short. I lost my ideas.

AND I HAVE SCHOOL. I hate becoming a senior.

=.= But! I will still have time to write more. If I can, that is. I know it's not that funny, and it got even more worst.

The question of the day: Do you like human ver. of Pipi, or his original ver.?

Quote: "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY COOKIE!"

PLEASE R&R