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?: We do not own Hunter x Hunter. INTRODUCING... SAKURA!

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"WHY AM I WEARING THIS." Kurapika asked angrily.

Everyone in the room; except Gon, tried to hold their laughter.

Kurapika was wearing... the female uniform.

Except the beret.

"I TOLD YOU! I'M NOT A GIRL!" Kurapika shouted at Momoko; making her close her ears.

"Well, it won't be balanced!" Momoko said.

That made everyone confused.

'Balanced?'

"Well, my daughter is going to work here and-

"YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?!" Leorio shouted.

"Oh, wait. You didn't hear the story yet, huh? Okay, long story short, Imma a queen, a witch, i had fourteen children, one is still alive, Imma widow and I use magic." Momoko said and she put on some sunglasses.

SWAGGA!

Then, they heard the door creaked open.

They turned around and saw... a LOT of female customers.

Some familiar faces were there too.

"GO, WORK!" Momoko shouted feeling surprised.

Killua and Gon quickly went to the entrance, (USING THEIR BISHIE POWERS...) They said, "Welcome to Dreams Come True. We're Gon and Killua, we hope you will enjoy the service here." Gon and Killua said in sync as sparkles (BISHIE SPARKLES) appeared when they smiled.

All the customers nose blooded and some squealed while saying, "BISHIE!"

BISHIE ATTACK: SUCCESSFUL

That made the group there sweat drop.

Suddenly, one girl caught their attention; because she didn't faint of fangirlness.

BISHIE ATTACK: HALF SUCCESSFUL

She had short dark orange hair that was kept at chin length. Her eye colour was emerald and her chest size was (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) an 'F' cup. She also wore a tan jacket with a black collar and a red tank top inside the jacket. She also wore dark blue jeans and some sneakers. She was holding a tan-coloured bag and she placed it with her left hand over her shoulder. She wore some sapphire earrings too. She had a bored expression.

"Hey there, lady!" Leorio said in his flirty tone.

The woman stared at him and asked, "Are you forty?"

Leorio anime fell and stood up immediately with an anime vein while he said, "WHAT?! I'm nineteen!"

The woman still showed an unimpressed face.

The woman sighed then turned to Momoko and said, "Mom, I don't understand why you even choose these people."

"WHAT?! THAT'S SAKURA?!" Everyone shouted in shock.

Sakura still was unimpressed and said, "This world is full of idiots."

Everyone; except Gon, had an anime vein on their heads.

"Sakura, stop acting like this. They are my friends." The scarlet-headed girl said.

Sakura sighed and said, "Alright."

She then tossed her bag on the nearby table and left to change her clothes.

Momoko sighed.

"Y-You didn't tell us that your daughter was... like that." Biscuit said.

Momoko face palmed.

"She doesn't like bishies or little girls." Momoko said and she turned to them.

"She likes shotas." Momoko explained and closed her ears.

"W-What?" Killua asked.

"You said..."

"…shotas?" Gon said.

"WHAT!?" Everyone shouted again.

(OH NO, ANOTHER HISOKA. FEMALE VERSION. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!)

"Y-You mean…

…little boys?!"

They all fainted leaving a confused seventeen year-old Gon.

"Yup, Gon, go change your clothes; you can still work as a twelve year-old." Momoko explained.

Gon smiled and nodded happily as he ran to the dressing room.

Killua woke up and asked, "Wait, didn't you said that twelve year olds can't work here?"

Momoko shook her head.

"When did I say that?" Momoko asked.

Killua face palmed but went to the dressing room instead.

Then, Sakura finally came out with the uniform and wore the beret too.

She noticed that Gon and Killua were not there.

"Where are those two Ying Yangs?" Sakura asked.

Momoko sighed then said, "You'll regret it calling them Ying and Yang."

Sakura sighed and also noticed the customers waking up.

"Was that a dream?" Some of the customers asked.

Sakura stood in front of them and said, "All of you; take a seat, now." Strictly.

All the customers jolted and quickly stood up and tried to find a table.

They all sat at their tables and took the menus that were prepared there.

Sakura sighed and said to the group, "What are you all standing for? Go and work." As she went to one of the tables.

Leorio quickly went to work as the cashier and the other two; Biscuit and Takaaki went to the table with the others while Momoko went to the kitchen.

"We're here!" Gon said happily with his childish voice.

When Gon and Killua arrived, all the customers squealed because THOSE TWO CUTIE PIES.

Sakura turned to see who it was and saw… twelve year olds.

Her dead pan face turned into a blushing and she drooled.

'CUTE….' Sakura thought.

"See? I told you. You now regret that they are now back to their real age." Momoko said.

Sakura wiped her drool off her mouth and turned back to the customer and said, "W-What would you like!?"

The customer was surprised and stuttered, "A- A cup of coffee and strawberry cake, the normal." Sakura wrote it out and quickly passed it to Momoko.

"Here, mom! Quickly!" Sakura said confidently.

Momoko smirked.

'I knew those two could come in handy~' Momoko thought.

This is going to be a long day.

xXx

After the hard work, everyone was panting in exhaustion.

They were lying on the floor.

They were sweating too; even though its winter.

"Man, that was a busy line of customers!" Biscuit said panting.

"Yeah- wait, where's Takaaki?" Kurapika asked.

All of them looked from left to right and Gon finally spotted Takaaki.

"Takaaki! Where are you going?" Gon asked.

Takaaki was walking towards the door and he was wearing his winter jacket too but stopped when he heard Gon calling him.

Takaaki turned and smiled.

"I'm going to the library with my friend." Takaaki said.

"Who?" Leorio asked.

"Oh, it's Himeko." Takaaki answered.

"Ooo~ You mean that girl?" Momoko asked.

Takaaki's raised his left eyebrow.

"What do you mean?" Killua asked.

Momoko turned to Killua.

"It's our moe neighbor!" Momoko said happily.

"Moe?" Sakura asked.

Momoko laughed and turned back to Takaaki.

"Himeko and Takaaki, sitting on a tree!"Momoko sang and waited for the others to continue.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Everyone continued.

They all laughed while the blue haired man pouted.

"What in the world are you laughing about?" Takaaki said before he left.

Now, there was silence

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"Wanna count?" Gon asked.

They didn't wanted to count, but when they saw Gon's eyes….

STAREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

THEY JUST CAN'T SAY NO.

"A-Alright…"

"One!" Gon counted.

"Two…" Killua continued.

"Three." Kurapika said.

"Four." Leorio said.

"Five." Biscuit counted too.

"Six…" Sakura said.

"SEVEN!" Momoko shouted.

"EIGHT!" Gon shouted.

Momoko stood up and Gon stood up too.

"NINE!" Momoko shouted in front of him.

"TEN! I WIN!" Gon said happily feeling with victory.

Momoko sighed then said, "Oh, har-de-har-har."

Let's just continue with the other one…

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Takaaki waited for Himeko in front of her house.

He waited quite patiently.

"Takaaki! I'm done!" Himeko said as she went down the stairs.

When she went out of her house, she blushed a lot when she saw Takaaki waiting for her.

"Well, why don't we go to the library together, ne, Himeko?" Takaaki said.

Himeko nodded and went in the car with Takaaki.

I just feel like there's gonna be a lot of pairings in here…

I'M SCARED.

Well, that was short! SORRY GUYS.

I…

Just…

Don't…

Know…

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I forgot what I was about to say.

HMPH.

QUESTIONS!

1) Would you think this has a lot of pairings?

2) OMG, Sakura didn't act like an alcoholic at all! SHE IS ACTUALLY A SHOTACON. Does Sakura x Hisoka work?

3) Should Takaaki marry Himeko; or take it slow?

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