Stimulus: Letters To Santa
POV: Santa, lol
Dedication: Santa, of course! ;)
I sighed heavily as I looked over my enourmous beer belly (hey, the wife loves it, so I'm not complaining!) at the even bigger pile of 'letters to Santa'. Make that piles…
"How many more?" I asked an apologetic looking elf. He scanned the long list in his hand.
"Five million, two thousand and forty eight." He cringed. Wow, that must be a record!
"Never mind. Let's get started, eh?"
I picked up the one nearest to me and scanned it.
Bella. All I want is Bella.
Hmm… What, exactly, is a Bella?
I asked the elf, and he looked confused. "Isn't that a kind of doll? Bratz, or something silly?"
I nodded wisely. Well, if this… Edward person wanted Bratz, then Bratz he shall have…