Sweet: Like a virgin... touched for the very first time~

Candy: *joins in* Like a viiiiirgin, when your heart beats, next to mine!~

Killua: *sweat drops* DRUNK PEOPLE.

Gon: Sweet Candy180 does not own Hunter x Hunter! Sorry for bad grammar!

xXx

CRASH!

The sound of the breaking window of Momoko's cafe; Dreams Come True was heard.

The person who broke the window jumped out of the window while carrying a girl in his arms.

It was Killua, carrying Melon and he ran away.

From what you ask?

FROM DA SPIES.

(Seriously, spies? THAT'S BOOOOORING!)

Okay, okay...

Hmm...

No, the spies were not just chasing after them by running...

They were...

Um...

AHA!

They were riding horses!

(PFFT! HORSES!? NO WAY. THAT IS TOO BORING!)

Okay, okay!

It wasn't horses...

It was...

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS!

(OKAy... How about the black suit, sunglasses wearing spies?)

Uh...

They were also wearing...

Pink fairy wings behind their backs.

(HMmM?)

Okay, um...

AHA!

Replace the black suits with...

Pink fairy gowns and...

The sunglasses...

PINK FABULOUS SUNGLASSES!

AND THEY ALSO WORE PRINCESS TIARAS!

Okay!

Killua, carrying Melon bridal-style (LUCKY BASTARD), was running away from pink fairy crossdressing male spies that are riding pink unicorns.

"Why are your workers at you castle wearing those anyway?!"Killua shouted as he ran away faster.

"Hmph! Can't a boy have a little decoration in life?" Melon said with a sour voice and closed her eyes while she crossed her arms on her chest.

(W-Wait- MELON'S A BOY?! WHERE DID I MISS?!)

Ten Minutes before...

Momoko sat down with a tied Melon beside her on the couch.

All the others sweat dropped.

"Um... May I ask why you did that?" Kurapika asked.

Momoko sighed and put down her tea that she was holding, on the table.

Her right leg was put over her other leg as she cupped her chin on her knee.

"I'm not here to explain; this boy needs to explain it." Momoko stated.

All of them flinched while Melon's eyes widen.

Momoko turned her head and said, "I know that's you.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Lemon."

(LEMONS *giggles*)

Melon's eye twitched and she said, "Alright, you got me, hag!"

Melon's hair suddenly turned into the colour green and her hair turned short; well, male short. He chest size was a 'D' cup then it changed into a flat chest. Her eyelashes were gone and turned into a man's eyelashes. But the clothes remained the same. And her face remained the same too.

All of them; except Sakura's, eyes widen and every body said, "EH?! MELON'S A BOY?!"

"My name is Lemon!" Lemon shouted as his eyes twitched again.

Momoko sighed and said, "This is Prince Lemon; Melon's twin."

And again, a surprised shout, "EH?!"

Lemon crossed his arms on his chest and hmphed as he looked away with a pout.

Believe me, it was cute.

"W-Wait, if you're Melon's twin, where is Melon anyway?" Killua asked.

Lemon gritted his teeth.

He turned to Momoko and stood up with an angry face.

"YOU! You were the cause of her death!" Lemon said angrily.

Momoko turned to him with a strict face and said, "You are not supposed to cry when your mad even though you want to. You're seventeen!"

And then ANIME FALL.

And yes.

Lemon was crying.

"Shut up! If you didn't give her your stupid speeches, she wouldn't have fallen for you and do everything for you!" Lemon said and and tears won't stop over flowing his cheeks.

Momko sighed and stood up in front of the crying boy.

"No, you searched for her and when you accidentally said 'hi', she quickly went to search for me. But, you caught her before she could run. Isn't that right, Lemon?" Momoko said.

Lemon gave her a sour face; just like his name.

Before anyone could open their mouth to say something, Lemon then turned into his twin, Melon as disguise.

Lemon, now Melon, turned to the window and said, "I'm leaving, you're such a boredom."

And she (RIGHT NOW LEMON IS MELON, SO NOW I CALL 'Him' a 'Her'. IT'S NOT ME MINDF*CKING YOU) turned her body and decided to leave but, the door slammed open.

It showed... three Pink Fairy Princess also known as spies, riding pink fluffy unicorns.

Melon stopped her tracks and flinched.

"We're here to bring back Prince Lemon, for he has disguised in many forms; such as his dead sister. He is in need to be sent in jail, because he is not a royal anymore, Queen Papaya declared that he is now an outlaw." One of them said.

(QUEEN PAPAYA? OMG, SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEIR KINGDOM 'CRA CRA KINGDOM' As in Crazy Kingdom!)

Momoko turned to Killua and said, "Killua! Get Lemon and run away!"

Killua heard that and quickly swoofted off her feet and ran thorugh the window.

(KILLUA... THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR... ITS JUST BESIDE THE WINDOW!)

"Why didn't you use the other door!?" Melon shouted.

"Hmph, doors are for geeks." Killua said and magically, his swag sunglasses were on his eyes.

With swag sparkles.

(Seriously, Killua? You use doors to go through stuff. THEY'RE USEFUL!)

And then, they realized that they were being chased by the pink fairy- OKAY! I'll call them PFPS, alright?

So, they were being chased by the PFPS because Killua is carrying Melon.

"Why are your workers at you castle wearing those anyway?!"Killua shouted as he ran away faster.

"Hmph! Can't a boy have a little decoration in life?" Melon said with a sour voice and closed her eyes while she crossed her arms on her chest.

Killua groaned and as he saw a building, he started climbing the stairs and also started to jump on the other buildings.

"WHAT ARE YOU?!" Melon shouted with an angry face.

Killua turned to Melon and smirked.

"I'm a professional assassin." Killua said.

Melon's eyes widen.

"Well, I quitted becoming one but I still have the skills of an assassin." Killua said.

Killua turned to his front and said, "I think you still have the skills as a prince, Lemon. Even though you're an ut law."

Melon stared at him and she opened her mouth to say something but was cut off when-

"Watch out!" Killua warned as he threw Melon in the air and dodged a branch as he quickly caught her safely.

Melon was shocked and thought she was about to die.

Killua still ran away from the PFPS and said, "It's okay, I'll protect you, even if I don't want to."

Melon wanted to punch him because he said that he doesn't want to protect her, but at the same time, it made her heart flutter.

(IN MELON FORM. IN MELON FORM)

Melon looked away and said, "S-Shut up, you don't even have to save me at all!" with an angry face.

(Ooo!~ Another tsundere!)

xXx

"ANSWER ME!" Momoko shouted.

While Killua was saving Melon, Momoko caught one of the PFPS and tied them quickly.

You can say that um... she is in her toture form.

"No! I will never answer!" The spy said.

Momoko's eye twicthed and she slapped him harder and said, "ANSWER ME, YOU ASSH*LE! F*CKING ANSWER ME!"

"Um... Momoko?" Biscuit asked.

Momoko turned to her with her torture and rage face form on.

"WHAT?" Momoko asked.

"I don't think you should be toturing someone in front of Gon." Biscuit said and sweat dropped.

Momoko realized what she was doing and turned to Gon; who had his eyes closed by Sakura.

Sakura closed his eyes with one hand- wait, where's her other hand?

"Sakura!" Momoko shouted.

Sakura flinched and closed both Gon's eyes with both her hands.

Momoko sighed and turned back to the spy.

"Why did Queen Papaplates made Lemon and outlaw?" Momoko asked him.

"It's Queen Papaya!"

"Oh, Papaya, Papaplates, Pafadork. WHATEVER! Just tell me why... please?" Momoko asked politely.

The spy sighed and said, "Why did you have to say please... "

Momoko cheered and said, "Hurry up!"

"The reason why Queen Papaya made him an outlaw, was because he was the real person who killed her!" he said.

Momoko slapped him again and said, "LIES!"

"I'm telling you the truth!" he said.

"Where's the proof?" Kurapika asked as he crossed her arms.

He went silent and then Momoko said, "It's alright, Kurapika. We can set him free now."

But, before Momoko could set him free, she pulled the gem that was stuck on his forehead; making his forehead shiny.

"AH! My gem!" He shouted.

"I'll take this." Momoko said and she untied the man.

After she untied the man she said, "Now, BE GONE."

SWOOSH!

She kicked that man really hard until he flew out the cafe.

All of them sweat dropped and then, "Can I see now?" Gon asked.

Momoko nodded and Sakura took her hands off his eyes.

Sakura saw her hands and cupped it over her nose.

That made everybody sweat drop again.

'Shotacon' Momoko thought as she covered the gem she took with her hands.

"What are you doing, mom?" Sakura asked.

"I'm using my ability."

Momoko closed her eyes.

"Info Burglar."

A flash of light was in Momoko's hands.

Then, Momoko looked like she was eleven now.

"M-Momoko?" Gon asked seeing a one year younger version of herself.

"My ability is called Info Burglar. It can steal info from a victim of my torturing. I can get mostly any info that my victim doesn't know, or know. But, after I use this ability, my looks will look like I'm one year younger." Momoko said and sighed.

She looked at her flat chest while she touched it and said, "I NEVER LIKED THIS ABILITY AT ALL! It doesn't make me well-endowned anymore!" and sobbed at the emo corner.

'Then why did you get this ability?' Everyone thought.

Suddenly, the door slammed open.

It was Killua still carrying Melon bridal-style; and covered in blood. I think.

Killua was breathing heavily and put down a jaw dropping and shocked Melon on the floor.

She collapsed and quickly crawled away near Sakura and hugged her leg.

She was shivering too.

"Sorry you had to see that, Lemon. I had to kill them." Killua said and put his hands behind his head.

"W-What do you mean you had to kill them?! You mean you had an itch to kill?!" Melon shouted and pointed at him.

Killua nodded.

He then realized that Momoko turned into an eleven year old.

"What happened here?" Killua asked.

Everybody sighed.

It was just too much to say.

"Okay, let's just ask Melon who killed the princess. My ability didn't work, it gave me false information and some information about BOYS! UGH!" Momoko said in disgust.

All of them then turned to Melon.

She sighed and turned to the readers first and said, "CLIFF HANGER."

Yup, you heard what he said. Cliffy.

Question: Okay! The REAL answer of my last question was twenty Ocs! Yes, it's a lot. Okay, question, why do you think I named Melon's twin brother, Lemon?

Quote: "I don't have a short attention span I just- OMG! Look at the kitty!"

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