Stimulus: Gone
POV: Rosalie
Dedication: Josephine. Gawd, you make me larf…
"Go on, Rose, open yours!"
I glowered at Emmett. Goddammitt, he does this every day…
I am NOT opening this stupid, expensive calendar. Stupid, tacky, human traditions…
Carlisle caught my eye and opened his mouth, sternly, when Esme skidded into the room.
"Edward's gone," she gasped.