Sweet: *combs hair* Hey guys! I just took a bath and now I'm refreshed!

Candy: Yeah, I got third place on the piano- thingy.

Sweet: Aw... Well! Let's go with da storei!

WE DO NOT OWN HXH.

AT ALL. Only Takaaki, Momoko, Sakura and Lemon.

xXx

Momoko opened her eyes.

She then realized she was in her bedroom; sleeping in her pajamas.

She saw her calendar showing that it was 21st of December and also saw the snow outside her window.

Then she looked at her clothes.

'Wait... who changed my clothes?!' Momoko thought and covered herself with the blankets and blushed furiously.

Then, the door creaked open.

Sakura then popped her head at the open door.

"Hey, mom!"

Momoko sighed in relief as she pushed the blankets away and got off the bed.

She walked towards Sakura and asked, "Where's everybody?"

"They are at the living room. With Hisoka and Illumi." Sakura said and leaded Momoko's way to the room.

"Well, it's been years since I've seen that boy, Hisoka. And that cute little girl, Illumi!" Momoko said happily.

Sakura mentally sighed.

'Mom, Illumi's a boy.' Sakura thought.

When the both of them arrived, Momoko's eyes widen.

She saw a tall man with face paint and gravity-defying hair, who was smiling creepily at her.

At the other side, she (thought) saw a man with long black hair and looking emotionlessly at her.

She smiled calmly as she closed her eyes.

"My! Hisoka! Illumi! I never expected you to look like this! AT ALL." Momoko said before clutching her chest and widened her eyes again. "Oh my goodness, Hisoka, Illumi! IS THAT YOU?!" and fainted.

Sakura face palmed and carried Momoko to her room again.

Everyone is the room sweat dropped.

"Wow, is she THAT surprised to see you two?" Leorio asked.

Illumi shook his head.

"Actually, I was her student when I was thirteen!~" Hisoka said and chuckled. "But, when she met me and Illumi, my hair was down, and I didn't wear face paint. I also promised her that I wouldn't change my appearance~" Hisoka added.

All of them had shivers coming down their spines.

"You broke your promise?" Gon asked.

"Promises are not to be kept." Illumi said.

Killua and Kurapika sighed while Bisky just saw scene with Takaaki and Lemon.

"And when I met her, I was Killua's age. That's also when I hated this person." Illumi said and pointed at Hisoka. "But when I met her, I had my hair tied low and she thought I was a girl." Illumi added again.

"Pfft."

The (How many again? Oh, the nine of them. Wut) nine of them turned they're faces to the one who 'pffted'.

It was Sakura.

"I'm sorry. But, Hiso-hiso and Illu-chii! It's better you change your looks." Sakura suggested as she leaned on the wall.

Hisoka and Illumi both sighed.

Sakura then magically threw two buckets of water on both the adults faces. Now, Hisoka's epic face. O-O LOL.

"Now, comb your hair down Hiso-hiso, while Illu-chii go and tie your hair!" Sakura said happily and placed the two buckets down. "I'm gonna go tell mom that you guys didn't break your promise." And left to her mother.

Hisoka combed his hair and wiped the face paint of his cheeks while Illumi tied his hair into a low ponytail.

"Hey, why did you meet Momoko?" Killua asked.

"Oh, your father wanted Illumi to train with Momoko while your father and your mother went on a mission.~" Hisoka said while combing his hair.

(My king)

"And why did YOU meet Momoko, Hisoka?" Kurapika asked.

"Because she met me while I was stealing her apples from her apple tree!~ And the apples were very ripe I couldn't help myself.~" Hisoka answered creepily.

"So that's why you keep calling Gon, Ringo-chan. You have an interest on apples." Takaaki stated.

Fourth Wall Breaker number 124: Takaaki/Pipi.

"Anyway... Christmas is coming. It is 21st of December." Illumi said and crossed his legs as he sat on the couch beside Bisky.

"Yeah~ I especially liked the time when you celebrated your first Christmas with Momoko and me, Illumi!~ You were soooooooooo happy you could kill yourself!" Hisoka said as sat down with his face paint off and his hair down.

"Shut up."

"Wait, you celebrated Christmas with Momoko?" Bisky asked with surprise.

Hisoka and Illumi shook their heads and Illumi said, "We didn't want to but... she insisted us. With Sakura. She always wanted us to celebrate stuff like Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day and more."

Hisoka smiled then he looked down. "She even remembered to celebrate my birthday. Even if I didn't want to." Hisoka said with a smile but a sad voice.

The seven of them stared at Hisoka with shock.

"I kinda didn't like her backfire prank when we pranked her. It was really really bad." Illumi said but his emotionless face on.

"What did you do?"

Flash Back

"Illumi! Are you ready to give this prank?" a seventeen year old Hisoka asked.

Illumi nodded slowly.

The were at the corner, waiting for their teacher, Momoko to head their way.

"She's here!" Hisoka whispered and pulled his friend's hand to go to their teacher.

Momoko noticed them and said, "Oh, hello Hisoka and Illumi! What're you doing here?"

"Momoko... Actually..." Illumi hesitated.

"Yes?" Momoko asked.

"I'm dying."

(PFFT! Wait! I can't! Oh my gosh, I was laughing at this!)

Momoko froze.

"What." Momoko asked.

"I'm dying, Momoko." Illumi said.

Hisoka looked sad on the outside and said, "It's true! He's dying because the poison he ate!"

(At this time, Momoko didn't train Illumi to be invincible of poison yet)

Momoko clutched her chest and a tear fell.

"Wait! You can't die yet! You need to see Hisoka marrying Sakura!" Momoko said between her sobs.

Hisoka and Illumi both froze.

"M-Marry..." Hisoka waited for Illumi to continue.

"Sakura...?" Illumi continued.

Momoko nodded and took her phone.

She placed it at her ear and said without crying, "Sakura-chan? Yes, yes! Um... It's this. Illumi's dying and... you're going to get married with Hisoka now for Illumi's death!" Momoko then laughed.

"That's it." Hisoka said then he ran towards the window. "I'm killing myself. Goodbye!" Hisoka said and jumped out the window. Fortunately, they were on the first floor so Hisoka didn't kill himself. He just ran away.

Momoko sighed as she put her phone back in her pocket and said to Illumi, "Never do Hisoka's pranks, okay, Illumi?".

Illumi nodded as he saw Momoko dashing towards the door to find Hisoka.

"HISOKA! YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY MY DAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

She was running like a cheetah too.

SCARY. (OAO)

Flash back end~

"And that when I learned, I hated Hisoka." Illumi said.

"It's a good thing she forgot all about that!~" Hisoka said and laughed.

After hearing the story, Takaaki frowned.

'So, Momoko wanted Hisoka to marry Sakura... I didn't know.' Takaaki thought as he went to the kitchen.

"Oi, Pipi! Where are you going?" Lemon said angrily.

Takaaki sighed.

"I'm going to make tea for everyone and keep the Star Pineapple Butter Cookies in the Purple Cabinet."

xXx

"Hey, Momoko!" Hisoka said as he walked in with Illumi.

Momoko smiled as the two of her former students came in.

"HISOKA!" Momoko said and jumped off the bed to hug Hisoka.

Well, not.

She went to do the BACK WRESTLE.

"IMMA MAKE YOU MY SON-IN-LAW SOON." Momoko said.

Hisoka sweat dropped and said, "P-Please let me go, Momoko.~"

Momoko let go off Hisoka and then she turned her head to Illumi.

"Illumi! You became a beautiful woman indeed!" Momoko said. She then looked at Illumi's chest. She then looked to Illumi and said, "It's okay, Illumi! As long as you drink enough milk then it will be alright!" with a smile.

Illumi mentally banged his head on the wall.

Bang.

Bang

Bang.

My, is this a weird day?

THAT'S IT! Now, we have some fillers parts in this chapter!

WARNING: CRACK.

Momoko's meeting with the two adults~ WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG. OAO.

A young boy who looked like he was thirteen was on top of an apple tree and ate a red shiny apple.

He had red hair that was combed down and emerald eyes to match it. He also wore a green t-shirt and tan-coloured shorts with blue sneakers.

That was Hisoka.

As he was about to take another bite of the apple, a voice called out.

"Who are you?"

Hisoka turned below and saw a teenage girl with orange hair and emerald eyes. She wearing a striped long sleeved shirt with a short skirt. She wore blue slippers too. She was looking at Hisoka with a curious face.

Hisoka smirked.

He jumped down from the tree and landed on the ground.

The girl flinched and looked like she was in a fighting stance.

Hisoka noticed that and laughed.

The girl pouted and was about to say something when-

"Why did you steal my apples?"

Hisoka turned to the one who said that and it was a woman who looked like she was thirty who stood behind the girl.

"Well, I was bored and hungry.~" Hisoka said.

The woman sighed and said, "What's your name?"

Hisoka told her his name and the woman answered, "I'm Momoko." And then she placed her hand on the girl's shoulder "She is Sakura.".

Hisoka wore an amused smirk and Momoko said, "Come inside my house." And went inside the wooden house with the two thirteen year olds.

xXx

"WOW!~This is delicious!~" Hisoka said.

"This is made by Sakura-chan, you know?" Momoko added as she bit the apple pie.

Sakura blushed but kept herself quiet.

Hisoka turned to Sakura with a smile.

Momoko then turned to him with a serious face and said, "If you want more of these pies, you need to be trained by me."

Hisoka just laughed and said, "I can feel a very strong aura coming from you, ma'am.~"

"My real age is 485. I'm stronger than you think. If you want to be stronger and fight more people, you have to train. I'll be your teacher." Momoko said and stood up. "Our training starts."

Four years later~

*knock, knock*

"I'll get it!" A sixteen year old girl said as she ran to the door.

When she opened the door she was surprised.

"Uh... Are you...?" The girl asked with hesitation.

She saw a man with long sliver hair and beside him was a young twelve year old boy who had black hair and that was short. The boy also wore an emotionless face.

"Sakura, this is my first born son, Illumi Zoldyck." The man said.

"Oh! Yes, Mr. Zoldyck! I'm sorry for not noticing!" Sakura said and scratched her head at the back.

Silva sighed and left his son with Momoko.

"Hello there, Illumi." Momoko said smiled at the boy.

The boy just stood there and stared at her. Silently.

"Oh~ He is quiet for some reason~." Hisoka said as he stepped in the conversation.

"Hello." He finally spoke up.

FINALLY.

FINALLY.

FINALLY.

"Anyway, it's really nice seeing a girl with short hair for once!" Momoko said proudly.

"Uh, mom? It's a-" Sakura was cut off sentence when Momoko turned to Sakura with a creepy smile.

"It is a girl, right?~"Momoko said creepily.

Sakura nodded slowly and left them in training.

Momoko then turned to Illumi and said, "My name's Momoko and this is Hisoka!"

Illumi nodded.

"Let's start the electricity resistance training!"

Now that's about it! As you can see, Momoko is MORE merciless than Bisky!LET'S START.

Quote: "A woman can be strong without a man, a woman can be strong with a man! LOVE DOES NOT MAKE ANYONE WEAK!"

Question (ANSWER ME! HONESTLY!): Is Hisoka OOC? AND EVERYONE? IS EVERYONE IN THE STORY OOC? ANSWER ME!

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