Sweet: Omg, I can't wait! We're going to Hokkaido! Soon. No, it's not fun. As long as the CANDY there is SWEET.
Candy: CANDY.
Sweet: SWEET.
Sweet & Candy: WHAT THE F*CK.
180: These brats don't own Hunter x Hunter! Bad grammar, swearing, OOC. HAPPY BELATED MOTHER'S DAY!
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Okay, Sakura, Bisky, Illumi, Lemon and Kurapika (were forced) went shopping while Momoko, Hisoka, Gon and Killua went to buy other stuff for Christmas and Takaaki went to make sweaters for everyone and cakes for sale on Christmas Eve with Leorio.
Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat, please put a bunny in the old man's hat.
NO.
Let's just go with the the five of them.
"We need to buy these too." Sakura said as she took two cartons of milk.
Sakura sighed.
She turned to them with a blank face and said, "Am I really shopping with some men?"
"Don't ask us! Momoko forced us three to come with you." Kurapika complained.
"Says the one who killed a spider with a fork." Melon, who is actually, Lemon deadpanned.
"I had to do businessssssssssssssssssssss."
Bisky sighed.
"Well, Momoko is right! You need to know how to go shopping like a true woman! One day you'll get married soon!" Bisky said as she pointed Sakura with the milk she held.
"How about you? When ARE you going to get married?" Sakura replied.
Bisky flinched.
Then, she went to the emo corner.
"I don't when..." Bisky said sadly.
The three of them sweat dropped except Illumi.
Melon noticed that Illumi was just staring at behind her.
"What's up with you, woman?" Melon teased.
"I was just looking at the zipper of your dress not being zipped."
Melon blushed and immediately zipped it.
Melon looked left then right before asking, "Y-You don't think anyone saw that, right?"
Illumi shook his head.
"Your hair was placed at your shoulders and it didn't cover your back. So people might have been seeing your pink bra."
Melon blushed again and slapped him.
Illumi just became silent as the fake-princess hmphed somewhere else.
"Ugh, marriage is hard!"
Illumi heard that and turned to see Sakura grunting.
Sakura turned to Bisky and Kurapika and said, "Do you know what she also says everytime I tell her that one of my friends are getting married?!"
The both of them shook their heads.
"I WANT GRANDCHILDREN! That's what she always say!" Sakura said banged herself on the shopping trolley handle bars.
Bisky patted her back and said, "There, there. You must know what it feels... To get MARRIED." And sighed.
Kurapika then said, "Even though I'm still young, that doesn't mean I don't know what marriage is. So, I think Bisky is right."
Sakura sighed as she wiped her tears.
'Wait, you were crying?" Bisky and Kurapika asked.
"No! It just hurts whenever I hit myself on the trolley handle bars!" Sakura answered.
The both of them sighed again and Illumi said, "Melon is in a crowd."
The three of them, widened their eyes in surprise.
"WHAT!? She's gonna get injured!"
They all ran to her in the crowd.
"Oh no."
The crowd what Illumi meant was... an otaku crowd.
Melon was surrounded.
CLASH
CLASH
CLASH
Thunder surrounded the area.
Not really.
It was like-
DUN,
DUNNN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Momoko looked at the christmas tree and smiled.
"No, that isn't the best." Momoko said and left with the three boys.
Wai- Momoko, why you smiel?
"Momoko, can I ask something?" Killua asked.
Momoko turned to him with a curious face and said, "You just did."
TROLL FACE.
An anime vein popped out of Killua's head and he hit her head.
"Ow! What was that for!?" Momoko said angrily.
"Huh, whatever! Is it true that you lost your virginity?" Killua asked angrily.
Cough, Cough Barf.
Hisoka, who was drinking hot chocolate coughed it out.
"Oh, that...? Well, you know how it feels..." Momoko said.
Killua raised his left eyebrow and aksed, "What?"
"The feeling of losing a virginity."
Killua's eye widened.
"What are you saying?"
Momoko turned to him and asked, "Didn't Bisky-chama told you already?"
"Told what?" Gon asked.
Momoko face palmed.
"In Mahou Ie, 'virginity' means 'first soul'. It also means I lost my popularity on Mahou Ie. Not anymore because the limit of losing my first soul is for four hundred years." Momoko said with an annoyed face.
"Woah... Anything else?" Gon asked.
Momoko sighed.
"I also never got pregnant."
The three of the males' eyes widened.
Gon spitted his hot chocolate on Killua's face.
"So, how did you get fifteen children?!" Killua asked while wiping the hot chocolate off his face.
"Um...Ryousuke and I won a bet and that is fifteen children with emerald and sapphire coloured eyes. That's how I got children." Momoko answered simply.
And again, the awe.
OAO.
"Incredible!~ I wonder...~ Have you got your first kiss before?~" Hisoka asked.
"Of course she kissed a man before! She got married!" Killua said angrily.
"Actually... no."
The three of them turned to Momoko and said, "WHAT!?"
Momoko blushed and nodded.
"I never kissed someone before..." Momoko said but squealed in delight. "I just don't know when will I do those... 'things'. " And giggled.
The three of them sweat dropped and then Gon asked, "So, how did you get married?"
Killua nodded.
Momoko pondered. "I don't remember... it's been 475 years since I got married..."
ANIME FALL.
"Ah! I remember!"
Killua and Gon opened their ears to know how Momoko got married.
"In Mahou Ie, when the couple is too embarassed to kiss their newlyweds, they give each other a handshake or maybe a high five. I was the creator of the high fives in the past life."
(No, she never created the high five...)
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"Leorio, that's not how you do it!" Takaaki warned.
BOOM.
An explosion was made.
There, a black dusted covered Leorio and Takaaki.
Cough.
Takaaki and Leorio had finsihed making the new sweaters and hats for Christmas and now are making cakes for sale and for Christmas.
But...
Leorio was having trouble with making cakes.
And Takaaki was just creating decorations for the festive opening of the cafe.
"Leorio! Do you even know how to make cakes!?" Takaaki asked.
Leorio shook his head. "I'm sorry Takaaki. I just can't focus when there is this music in the room!" Leorio said.
"Music?"
"Yeah! That music was so annoying, I couldn't concentrate!" Leorio answered.
Takaaki's eyes widened.
"Was the music the sound of a broken piano?" Takaaki asked.
Leorio nodded as he pointed behind Takaaki and said, "It was from that direction!"
Takaaki then ran to the direction to where Leorio was pointing.
When Takaaki arrived, he was infront of a broken door.
"Takaaki! What's that?" Leorio asked as he ran towards Takaaki.
Takaaki furrowed his eyebrow and smashed the door.
The dust flew and after it disappeared, it showed a broken looking piano.
It was old and it was made out of wood.
Takaaki then walked towards it slowly.
"This is... Momoko's last piano..." Takaaki said slowly.
Takaaki touched parts of the keys and he smiled sadly.
"Momoko... played this piano before?" Leorio asked.
Takaaki nodded as he remembered her playing the piano before it got broken.
"She never touched it for years. After that incident." Takaaki said sadly.
Then, Leorio gave him the look.
"You like her, don't you?"
Takaaki blushed, "N-No! I like Sa-" Takaaki cupped his mouth.
Leorio roared in laughter.
"You like Sakura!"
Takaaki sighed then nodded slowly as he blushed.
"But how about your friend Himeko?" Leorio asked.
Takaaki sighed again and said, "What? She's my friend."
"You do know that will break her heart, you know?"
"I do know how she feels towards me." Takaaki said as he looked down.
Leorio sighed and placed his hand on Takaaki's right shoulder and said, "I don't think you're good in handling women. Have you gone on a date before?"
Takaaki turned his head to Leorio with annoyance, "And you never?"
The both of them sighed.
I just don't know about these two boys.
Okay! That's done! Anyway, I hope you all won't be angry at me because I stopped at here! It's short but please! I'm gonna go to Hokkaido with Candy! Because of an interview...
Quote: "There's only one thing that's in my head- chocolate..."
Question: Should I put another OC? Wait, no! There's just too much people in this story! And unrequited crushes... OAO. Anyway! The question,
What else should I put? More flashbacks, pasts, about Mahou Ie, or other suggestions?
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