Sweet:Yo! I'm back from the wonderful,(yet disturbing) JAPAN! YOU SHOULD GO THERE YOU KNOW?
Candy: Figmas, ANIME, GAMES, OTAKU THINGS AND LOT OF STUFF. That's what Sweet bought, I just bought clothes that were fab.
Sweet: Just wait and you'll see...
Candy: Randomness... Sweet Candy180 does not own Hunter x Hunter. Bad Grammar, Swearing, OOC and that's all! (Except the weird things that might happen in like every M fanfic... Wait, what?)
Sweet: Killua and Gon are... OAO.
CAndy: And my interview went well! Actually.
Sweet: I almost hit the interviewer actually.
Candy: Yes, you are a bitch.
Sweet: Why, thank you Sir Boastful.
Candy: Your welcome, Commander Idle.
Sweet: *bows*
Candy: *bows back*
AND SH*T I'M SORRY THAT WE WERE LATE! VERY. VERY, VERY VERY LATE!
It's because next week I'm gonna go to Melaka soon! It's longer that usual! You don't know where Melaka is?
FIND.
IT.
IN.
DA.
FREAKING.
INTERNET.
BITCHES.
I'm sorry, I was frustated.
VERY FRUSTATED.
Takaaki was running to Momoko's office in his Santa oufit with a very shocked face.
Back to Momoko's room...
"Ah! Killua, please stop! That hurts!"
Wait, wha?
"Just a little bit more, Gon."
WHAT DA.
"KILLUA!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT TEH FUK ARE THEY DOIN?
WHA DA FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!?
"Momoko!" Takaaki shouted as he opened the door.
Momoko flinched and threw two things at Takaaki.
Takaaki managed to catch them and looked at the things that Momoko were holding.
"Are these... dolls that look like Gon and Killua...? Is this what you do in your spare time...?" Takaaki asked weirdly
"SHUDDAP! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Momoko shouted and blushed.
Takaaki sighed.
He threw the dolls back to her and asked, "Were the moanings that sounded that Gon and Killua, made by you?"
Momoko flinched and blushed more as she nodded slowly.
"Um, why?"
"Because! Even though I like Gon, something inside of me says that...I should ship those two. HArd." Momoko said as she looked down on the floor. She was very embarassed of doing such thing.
"HArd? You don't mean..."
Momoko nodded and said, "Those two are getting married."
Takaaki almost collapsed. "YO WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
"...in my fanfic."
Takaaki sighed in relief and thought that Gon and Killua were really getting married. "Few...(I don't know the correct spelling.) I thought they were."
"But, they have a secret relationship between each other."
"What?"
"Gon and Killua are secretly dating."
Takaaki's eyes widen.
Momoko's eyes looked sad; but happy too.
"They are?"
NODS.
"Ellos son?"(SPANISH)
NODS.
"Ils sont?"(FRENCH)
NODS.
"Betul?"(MALAY)
NODS.
"Ma-"
"Okay, stop speaking in different languages now. This is a humor fanfic, not an educational fanfic. If it was, I would call this fanfic , 'The Educational Cafe Time'. And that is extremely boring. I think. Wait, is it?" Momoko asked then pondered.
"Can I finish my sentence, please?"
NODS.
"Maen nhw?"(WELSH)
NODS AGAIN.
"So, our customers are satisfied with Gon's and Killua's outfits. And why did they have to wear the age trigger outfits too? I thought that they can be normal?" Takaaki asked.
"Sakura, Bisky and Lemon aren't celebrating Christmas with us this year. Sakura doesn't like bishies, and shotas will make a lot of perverts appear in this cafe." Momoko sat on her chair. "I heard that Himeko is celebrating Christmas with her family at Zaban City. So, she left her bookstore with someone else, right? And, that only leaves us with... Illumi, Hisoka, you, me, Killua, Gon, Leorio and Kurapika. Am I right?" Momoko asked seriously.
Takaaki nodded.
"Then, let us play a game with our customers."
xXx
"A game?" A customer asked.
Momoko nodded as she placed her chin on her knuckles that were on the table as Takaaki stood beside her."The game is a chess."
"Pfft! That's easy!" Another customer said.
Momoko smirked and said, "Whoever wins..." Momoko paused for a dramatic effect.
Everyone waited for the next line.
"...will get a kiss from any of the workers here under the mistletoe."
ONe.
TWo.
THree.
"I'll go first!"
"No! ME!"
"SHUDDUP! I'm FIRST!
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Can we just calm down and- I WANNA GET IT FIRST!"
Momoko smirked.
Suddenly, a chess table appeared.
"Let's start, with you." Momoko said as she pointed at a girl with short hair.
The girl pointed at herself and Momoko smiled as she nodded.
The girl ran there and said, "Um... My name is... Rinro...desu."
Momoko smiled and asked, "Were you the one who shouted, 'I'll go first'?"
Rinro blushed and nodded.
"It's okay, you must've wanted to have a kiss from Gon or Killua, right?"
The girl nodded again.
Momoko smiled sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but, they're not available. They're... both dating. Dating... each-"
Rinro nose blooded.
And the other female customers did too.
Killua and Gon both blushed when they understood what Momoko meant.
"Yes, they're both dating each other."
Rinro stood up and sat on the chair again and said, "I don't care! If they're not available, I want to kiss Hisoka then!"
Hisoka chuckled. "I'll be waiting then~"
Rinro heard thta and blushed.
"Let's start." Momoko then moved her pawn.
Rinro did.
As the game continues, Momoko then started to take out a lot of pawns and the bishops.
Rinro was losing and she tried hard, but Momoko jsut kept winning until...
"Checkmate~"
Rinro lost her match with Momoko.
"H-How..."
"I used to play chess for more than twenty years. I know all the tricks that are used in the game. You tried to do a trick but you back fired instead. You must be Rinro Sakaki, the best chess player in your school, right?" Momoko asked.
Rinro flinched then nodded.
"I guess you need to practise more... right?"
The girl nodded.
Then, Momoko noticed something.
Rinro was...
crying.
"I-I lost... for the first time..." She stood up and went running towards the door, taking her jacket.
But had her hand grabbed by someone.
"Please, don't be like that." It was Kurapika. HE WAS NOT WEARING THE GIRL UNIFORM. OKAY?"I don't know how it feels to lose a talent but, do you think crying will solve your problem?" Kurapika asked.
Rinro froze.
She shook her head slowly.
Kurapika smiled. "Then, all you have to do is to work hard and improve." Rinro turned her head to him and smiled as she said, "Alright."
And she left the cafe.
When Kurapika turned back to the others, Momoko was already giving him a thumbs up. "Good job, Kurapika. But, I think she was a SORE loser." Momoko said. Momoko smirked again and said, "Who's next?~"
xXx
It was the end of their shift.
Nobody won against Momoko, but tried to do more challenges the next day.
"Wait, you were an idol singer?"
Momoko shook her head. "No, I was a parody singer. A singer who sings parodies of songs. ONLY."
"Oh! But, can you try singing for us?"
Momoko froze.
BLUSHIES.
"W-What?"
"I said, can you please SING FOR US!?" Gon asked again.
Momoko was pure white shocked.
I mean, singing after for years?! WHAT IF HER VOICE SOUNDss... WEIRD And... old?! (Bisky: Hey!)
Momoko gulped as she saw Gon's puppy eyes.
Those shining hazel eyes... Wait, WHA.
Momoko sighed and nodded.
Everyone cheered.
YAY!
Momoko stood up and coughed for a bit.
She took a deep breath and breathed out.
She then took a microphone near because the karaoke machine was on and they were singing karaoke.
Now, begin!
Jingle Bells (Hatsune Miku)
shinguru beru shinguru beru
hitorikiri
sonna anata ni
'LOVE' (ai) wo okuru yo
hatsune hatsune
mikkuri sumasu!
suteki na yoru wo otoriyose
Merry X'mas kimi ni todoke
tsumetai sora wo koete
watashi wa koko ni iru yo hayaku kaette kite ne
hieta karada de kimi ga kaette kitara
watashi ga 'pittari gyutto' atatamete ageru
soshite isshoni 'nabe' demo tsutsukou yo
negi wo takusan irete
shinguru beru shinguru beru
hitorikiri
demo ne watashi ga kimi ni utau yo
hatsune hatsune
mikkuri sumasu!
kyou no onabe wa kiri tanpo~
samishiku hitori kimi ga naiteru toki ni wa
watashi ga 'pittari gyutto' nagusamete ageru
soide yappari nabe demo tsutsukou yo
shirataki wa irenaide
shinguru beru shinguru beru
hitorikiri
demo ne watashi ga kimi ni utau yo
hatsune hatsune
mikkuri sumasu!
kyou no onabe wa kiri tanpo~
shinguru beru shinguru beru
hitorikiri
demo ne watashi wa kimi ga daisuki
hatsune hatsune
mikkuri sumasu!
ashita no nabe mo kiri tanpo~
*isshoni yuki wo nagameta
issho no kotatsu de nemutta
sore wa sasayakana shiawase no katachi
kanashii omoi wa subete
yuki to isshoni tokete yuke
yasashisa dake nokoshite*
(repeat **)
After Momoko sang, she quickly threw the microphone to Leorio and dashed into her office.
"Eh?"
"Why did she ran?"
"Maybe because she was shy. "
Everyone mouthed an 'o'.
"But i thought her singing was great! Right, Killua?" Gon asked.
"Oh? Uh, yeah..."
Gon pouted.
"What?" Killua asked as he turned his head away.
"Nothing."
The both of them sighed as everyone saw the two boys actions.
"Should we?" Leorio whispered.
"We should." Kurapika said.
And all of them backed away, while Hisoka pulled Illumi from trying to attack Gon.
Now, it was Gon and Killua's peace and quiet.
Alone.
ALONE.
ALONE.
"This is getting awkward."
Gon nodded.
SILENCEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
"Killua?"
Killua turned his head to Gon and asked, "Wha-"
He was cut off sentence when.
Gon kissed him.
DONE.
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..
..
OKAy, no.
After Gon pulled his kiss from Killua, Killua was blushing hard like Gon.
"W-Wha..."
"We... um, are under a mistletoe."
Killua looked and saw a mistletoe above them.
"Killua, Merry Christmas!" Gon said happily.
Killua blushed and smiled.
"Merry Christmas, Gon."
Okay! Done! I know we don't celebrate Christmas now! It's like in May! OAO. OOC. BEWARE! And yes... Gon and Killua are dating. (SECRETLY) Not anymore desu.
Quote: "I really...hate you."
Question: Which couple would you like?
a)Momoko x Lemon (Actually, his coming back... soon)
b) Takaaki x Sakura
c) Takaaki x Himeko
d) Kurapika x Leorio
e) Kurapika x Kuroro (Yes, he might come soon)
f) Hisoka x Illumi
g) Hisoka x Sakura
h) Or more Killua x Gon? Or Gon x Killua? (I know you want more Killua x Gon fluff, Kiluka-chan!~ -uO *winks*
Please Review! AND HOLY GUACAMOLE! I BROKE MY CHAPTER MAKING RECORD! *SCreams*