Dreams Come True

by Sweet Candy180

Gon and Killua were having a pleasant day, when Gon asked Killua to go out with him. When they arrived at the set destination, they met a girl Momoko and Pipi at the cafe called "DREAMS COME TRUE" But when they realized that Momoko and Pipi-chan were the only workers there,Gon and Killua decided to help her with some friends. SHOUNEN AI.Fanservice and bad grammar, yo!HIATUS

19. Guess Who's Here, Spider?

Sweet: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Candy: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

Sweet: SHITTING OUT THE POOP~

Candy: Now, you sing that with the Jingle bells tune. Oh, yeah. Time skip warning in this chapter.

Sweet: MONTH skip.

Candy: OKAY!

Sweet: Now, Thomas is pooping behind you.

Candy: yO What. *Sees familiar dog pooping behind her* SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Sweet: We do not own Hunter x Hunter. Only the Ocs and the story plot okay?

BAD GRAMMAR.

I'm not the Grammar Nazi, okay?

NOT.

AT.

ALL.

OAO.

Let's go.

xXx

It was a peaceful day at the town where Dreams Come True was.

Except...

DASH

DASH

DASH

It was Momoko and she was running while holding someone in her arms like that episode in Hunter x Hunter, where Killua saves Gon from Palm. Yes, that's what she was holding that person like.

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK" Momoko continued saying 'FUCK' while she was running hard.

A lot of footsteps were heard.

It was a crowd.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!" Momoko said and ran faster with the person.

"Momoko! What's happening?!"

"Shut up! They listened to my song and now they want to hear more of it!" Momoko turned her head to the crowd and said, "I'm not a MERMAID! I'm A HUMAN. HUMAN, NIGGAS!"

But, the crowd with heart eyes kept chasing her while saying, (FUCK THE WORDS)

"Momoko!~"

"Momoko! You're my fav!"

"You reached my feels!"

"I love your voice!"

"Please sing that song again!"

"Who the fuck are you carrying?"

Momoko turned her head to her destination; escape.

"Okay! Number one, you're going to pretend to be my big brother who has black hair and has a little sister that dyed her hair red because she wants to be a fashionista. Number two, I'll change my name to Sabrina the Bitch (I have no responsibility of this name) and you become... Black Nigga!" Momoko said.

"Hey! That's racist!"

"What?"

"I said, that's racist."

"Oh man! You're just a pain like you always were in Meteor City!"

"It's not my fault I live there! I was abandoned!"

"I'm sorry! But we need to a-"

Momoko turned to her head above and saw a lot of people falling from the sky on top of her throwing black liquids at her.

"A-A-A-A-Ay caramba!" Momoko shouted and jumped over a fence to avoid the liquid. "Black acid!"

"That is just really racist."

"STFU, Jackie Chan!"

"I have a name!"

"You are the itsy bitsy spider who killed the Kurta Clan. You stole their eyes and left a note to them. You were so stupid to steal something that's red, and you itchy bitchy spider went to became a real bitch." Momoko sang, changing the lyrics of the original song.

You know who the man is? GOOD.

"That doesn't even rhyme."

"Does that matter?"

"It has something with matter. PATTER."

"Stop making sick jokes, Kuro-chan!"

"I told you to stop calling me that!"

"I thought you said that you want me to stop calling you-"

Momoko felt a grabbed on her free hand and she said, "SHIT!"

After cursing, she kicked the hand and ran even faster.

"I have one question for you, Kuro!" Momoko said.

"UGH, what is it?"

"What happens when Bull is connected to shit?"Momoko aksed

"Bullshit?"

"Wrong, the bull's brain gets connected to the shit, so, it has a shitty bull brain!" Momoko said.

"That's the worst pun ever."

"Really?" Momoko asked.

The man groaned.

"Let me go!"

"Okay."

And that, Momoko let go of him and he fell, but Momoko just stood beside the man.

"Why're you here?! Go and run!" The man said.

Momoko searched for something in her pocket and took out two pieces of small chocolates.

"Le Trans."

(Please don't tell me that's a diet pun)

"Eat this and we'll be safe."

"I don't like choco-"

The man was cut off sentence when the chocolate was shoved into his mouth as Momoko ate the chocolate too.

FLASh.

They disappeared.

And a piece of paper fell onto the ground it said,

"Bitch, no. OnO"

xXx

When they both arrived, Gon and Killua were both um... (FUCk wut I say...)

Kissing...?

And they were about to strip their clothes.

O-O

NOSEBLEEDS.

"M-Momoko! W-What are you doing here?!" Gon asked after breaking the kiss and realizing people were in the room.

(Oh, Gon! You are sooooooooooooooooooooo naughty! I bet Santa Claus didn't give you any gifts)

"Oh, well. Running away from lovestruck fans and seeing you two doing... stuff." Momoko answered and smirked.

Killua and Gon both blushed and they stopped blushing until, "Kuroro Lucilfer!" They both shouted as they stood up from the couch they were sitting on.

Kurapika quickly appeared at the entrance with a frying pan and red eyes while he said, "Where is he?!"

Huh... Frying pans? Really?

Momoko turned to all of them with a confused face. "What the hay hay is going on?" Momoko asked as she put her hands on her waist.

"Momoko! That's the leader of the Genei Ryodan!" Gon shouted and Killua nodded.

"Why is he here?!" Kurapika shouted angrily.

Momoko turned to Kurapika and noticed his scarlet eyes and laughed out loudly.

"Momoko! This is not a joke!" Killua shouted and pointed at Kuroro.

Momoko stopped laughing as she turned to Kurapika and asked, "Kurapika, you must be a Kurtanian, right?"

Kurapika froze and nodded slowly.

Momoko placed her index finger on her chin and asked, "So that must mean you hate Kuroro, right?"

NODS

Momoko then nodded. "Kurapika, I just brought him here because I need him to use his ability for a while. My singing ability is just wasting my time, you know?"

DUMBFOUNDED.

"But, why do you need his ability?" Gon asked.

"Because he can steal abilities, right? So, I want him to steal my nen ability called, 'The Song of a Siren.' It's used to attract attention... which is the most useless ability I created."

"Then why did you made the ability?"

Ignoring the question, Momoko turned to Kurapika who still looked angry and he said, "BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN STAY HERE!"

"Boy, why ackin so cray-cray?" Momoko asked. "If you don't want him to stay here then-

"Good! He can leave!"

"Um... no. He didn't get my ability yet. If you don't want him to stay here..."Momoko paused for a dramatic effect.

..

..

..

TENS SECONDS LATER.

"Tell us now."

Momoko giggled and said, "Alright, alright! Kurapika!" Momoko turned her head to him.

"If you don't want him to stay here, then you have to go on a date with him!" Momoko suddenly did the Oppa Gangnam style dance. "Oppa Momoko Style!~ EH EH EH EH EH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Go on a date with him! OP OP OP OP OP-"

"WE GET IT!"

Kurapika face palmed then banged his head on the wall.

"NO! NO! NO!" Kurapika shouted.

"Do you want to wear the neko maid outfit? Or the ballerina outfit after this?" Momoko threatnend him.

Kurapika groaned and sighed.

"Alright..."

Momoko cheered. "But you still have to go on a friendship date with him."

Kurapika almost fainted. "Yo what?"

"GO. ON. A. FRIENSHIP DATE!~ It'll be like a date, but any relationship is suitable. Best be get ready!" Momoko said and dragged Kuroro out of the living room.

Kurapika blinked, then Gon did, and lastly Killua.

"What just happened?"

"I think you're going on a date with Kuroro Lucilfer."

"Yup!"

Kurapika collapsed on the floor.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Dramatic much?

Meh.

xXx

"You can't steal it?" Momoko asked with wide eyes.

Kuroro nodded. "I can't steal it because you didn't show me your ability. You need to follow these steps:

One, He must witness the Nen ability in action with his eyes.

Two, He must ask about the ability and be answered by the victim.

Three, His victim's palm must touch the handprint on the cover of Bandit's Secret.

Lastly, All of the above must be done within an hour.

"Shit! I really hate steps and rules. " Momoko cursed and looked away.

"Well, if I don't have anything now, I'll be best on my way-"

"Not so fast Lucy. You have a relationship date with Kurapika. If you leave, I'll be messing with your member. If you know what I mean." Momoko said strictly with a dark scary eyes and a creepy smile.

Kuroro sweat dropped and sighed in defeat.

"Alright..."

Sorry it's short! I really had to post because some of YOU reviewers wanted Kuroro! And well, the next chapter's gonna have some, KuroKura fluff and KilluGon fluff. I hope. I'm sorry because I lack of updates!

Quote: "Be kind to unkind people- They need it the most"

Question:DID ANY OF YOU ENJOYED THE LAST EPISODE OF HXH?! I enjoyed it and I knew that the piano soundtrack of Hyorii Ittai would come up! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Well, did you?

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