I'm back guys... Yay... Okay, I'm sorry for being on HIATUS for a really long time and get ready for some references... Remember, this is the Friendship date... prepare for some... KuroKura... If I fail I sorry very much.

Warning: KuroKura, hard attempts on humor, references, swearing, OOC and randomness.

HxH is not mine...

Full Title: Relationship Date and Attack of the Tumbleweeds.

xXx

"No." Kurapika declined.

"Why not?" Momoko asked.

Kurapika glared at Momoko and pointed at himself. "I'm a male! I'm not supposed to wear a dress!"

Well, Momoko was holding a summer yellow dress with flower patterns in the color red.

"OH COME ON! IT WAS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU CAME TO THE CAFE LATE!" Momoko shouted at him.

Then, Takaaki poured a bucket full of water on Momoko and threw flower petals at her. "Calm down... Feel as if you have been drenched with water and flower petals on you..." Takaaki stated with a monotone voice while closing his eyes.

"I did, Takaaki. I did." Momoko answered and wiped the water off her face with a grunt.

Kurapika groaned and facepalmed.

It was the day that Kurapika went on a Friendship date with Kuroro, Kuroro will be wearing the clothes he wants, except Kurapika, because he came to the cafe late. And Kuroro came early as he said, "I'm not wearing a dress."

"Do I really need to wear a dress?" Kurapika asked with his face annoyed.

"Your fans like it." Momoko said, breaking the fourth wall.

WEAR A DRESS, WEAR A DRESS!

"Who?"

"Nevermind..." And Momoko showed Kurapika the rules of being in a relationship Date.

1)DO NOT FIGHT

2)DON'T KISS. No, seriously. You just met.

3)DO NOT TRY TO MURDER.

"Momoko this is ridiculous-"

Momoko then wrote more rules and showed it to Kurapika.

"Here!"

4)DO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE

5) AND DO NOT INSULT THE CREATOR OF THESE RULES.

Kurapika groaned.

"Well?" Momoko shoved him the dress. "Are ya gonna wear it or not?"

Kurapika took the dress and groaned as he went to the dressing room.

"Was that a yes?" Momoko asked.

"I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!"

Momoko giggled after Kurapika slammed the door.

MR. GRUmPY PANTS.

Takaaki then walked into the room and asked, "Momoko are we going to spy on them again?" with a bored face.

Momoko turned to him with a smirk, "Ya think?"

And then Takaaki groaned. "Oh, yeah. Bisky is here. She wants to discuss something with you."

"Is it unimportant or important?" Momoko asked and flipped her hair.

"...Unimportant...?"

"Let her in!" Momoko said happily and walked towards the entrance door and opened it. After she opened it, a familiar doll-like girl was smiling at her.

"Hello again, Momoko!" Bisky said with a wave.

"Let me guess... You want to hear the news about the 18# gem famous named, 'Pure Heart'?" Momoko asked while showing her a map of where the location of the gem is.

Bisky clapped happily and nodded. "Ooh! You always know what to do, Momoko!... Except that time when one of our friends had a her 'water break'." Bisky said with a face like ^v^".

"(-_-) Okay! I know that! Now, when you want to get that gem, you have to get pass by its weird obstacles... Like... Yellow Pool, Terror Hill, White Mud and... the worst one of all, like, literally. HORRIFYING MAN WITH HAIRY P****." LIGHTING AND THUNDER CUE.

"Oh my. Is that gem REALLY pure?" Bisky asked with a sweatdrop.

"Guess the gem has an ability to purify your thoughts if you get it. It's really pure, like, the cinnamon roll I made that was too good for this world. Too pure and wonderful." Momoko sighed dreamily as she thought of that cinnamon roll.

"Well, your cinnamon rolls are the best all the time!" Bisky praised.

"Um... Momoko? Kurapika's... pff...*coughs* Done." Takaaki stated.

Momoko and Bisky turned around to see, a wonderful and fabulous looking gir- boy. Kurapika in a dress.

Momoko's jaw dropped slowly as she took a picture of him in that dress.

Kurapika facepalmed and said, "Sometimes I just feel gay wearing a dress."

Momoko gasped. "IT'S NOT CALLED BEING GAY! It's called being fabulous." (A reference)

Kurapika sighed. "At least the rest aren't here to see..."

"Spoke too soon. The rest are coming this way in about 20 seconds." Bisky stated as she saw Gon and the others arriving. "I'll best be on my way!" Bisky took the map and escaped immediately through the window.

"Instant escape." Momoko commented.

"Nononononononononononononononononono" Kurapika kept repeating and walked around and ran inside the dressing room to find his clothes gone. "Where are my clothes?!" Kurapika asked.

He then saw Takaaki, in his bird form, carrying his folded clothes away. "Heh." And immediately flew away.

"ACK!" Kurapika shouted.

"...Kurapika...?"

Oh shit.

Kurapika didn't turn to them; making them not see who it was. "Uh...My name isn't Kurapika... I'm not Kurapika..."Kurapika answered them with a high pitched voice.

"Then, who are you?" Killua asked with a curious, yet serious voice.

"Oh damn, Killua. You're talking like you're the cops!...Then again... I would, like, get arrested by you if you were! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT YOU, you're gonna be catching some,'cat burglars'! Meow!~" Momoko laughed loudly until she rolled onto the floor. "But I'm serious."

Like, Rin Matsuoka from Free!Eternal Summer? I mean, his hips don't lie in that ending song.

Killua sighed and shook his head.

While those two were talking, Kurapika took this advantage to escape to the entrance door, only to be stopped by Kuroro who was... well, ready for the relationship date.

OH MY GAWD. HE REALLY IS PREPARED FOR WAR- *gets slapped*

"Oh, hello there, CHAIN BASTARD."

Kurapika flinched back and pointed his finger towards Kuroro rudely with an angry face, "YOU'RE THE BASTARD!"

"Says the one wearing a summer yellow dress, I presume." Kuroro said with a smirk.

"Grr.. You bastard..." Kurapika stated angrily while his eyes turn scarlet.

"Oh! Kuroro! You're here! Good! Then you two can go out now before the others see Kurapika... Though, I do want to se their reactions..." Momoko said with smirk.

Kurapika grunted and stomped out of the cafe with Kuroro.

Momoko then turn back to the others and said, "Now GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! Please."

The other groaned with laziness(Imagine Hisoka and Illumi groaning).

"Takaaki! You're coming with me. We have... other business to attend to." Momoko stated as she took her jacket and walked out the door.

Takaaki sighed and asked, "Spying?"

"Nah. DATE-SPYING." Momoko stated.

"You're not using, 'No' to deny?"Gon asked, who was listening to their conversation.

"Nah, 'no' is too serious. We're spying on two boys having a relationship date." Momoko said.

"How about, 'nope'?" Leorio asked

"Nah, too casual."

"Then, you're using 'nah'?" Illumi asked.

"Yup. Using 'nah' is just right." Momoko stated and walked into her car.

Takaaki then transformed into his bird self and flew to the location where Kurapika and Kuroro were; the PARK.

Pretty

Attractive

Railway

KINKINESS.

Nah, it's just the Park.

xXx

"Wow... that chick's hot!"

"Too bad she's with her boyfriend."

TWITCH

"...She looks a bit like a guy... but nevertheless, she's pretty!"

"I know right?"

TWITCH

"...IS THAT A MALE?"

"No, men don't wear dresses."

TWITCH

"Says the one who wanted TO be in a dress!"

"FUCKING SAYS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO JOIN THE PINK FAIRY PATROL FORCE!"

Kurapika then turned to the two men who were continuing to bicker at each other with a sweatdrop.

"What's wrong?" Kuroro asked with a smile.

Kurapika glared at him and sighed deeply. "Why do you want to know? AND WHY DID MOMOKO HANDCUFFED US BOTH?!"

Yes, they were both handcuffed while walking together at the park.

"So we couldn't run away."

"THEN WHY DON'T YOU BREAK IT?!" Kurapika asked angrily.

Kuroro took out his Benz knife and tried to cut the handcuffs; only it breaking the knife instead.

"Why..." Kurapika facepalmed with his free hand.

"What? As long as Momoko didn't cast a spell on me. If she did, you would be in hell right now..." Kuroro commented.

"What do you mean...?"

"She would make me a flirty shota with homosexual tendencies. Meaning, if I turned into a flirty shota with gay intentions there would be two ways; I would be harassing you and then you would be sent to the police because of pedophilian. (Is that even a word?)" Kuroro said putting his free hand into the air with one finger up.

Kurapika blushed upon hearing those statements. "Why-wha... oh my- GAHAHHAHAHAHAH" Kurapika laughed crazily. "I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE!" Kurapika sighs and saw a man drinking a cup of coffee.

He took that coffee and said, "Excuse me, may I have this cup please?" with a bright smile, making the man blush and nod quickly. WELL THAT WAS BECAUSE KURAPIKA IS WEARING A LONG PRETTY DRESS.

Kurapika smiled back at the man threw the cup of coffee on KURORO'S FACE.

"This. Is how much the hatred I have as an ant. You should be lucky I didn't call for help and wait for a Hispanic Superman to come and hit your face with a slipper." Kurapika stated coldly with a death grin.

Kuroro still kept smiling though the coffee was burning his face. "This is why I like you and OW PLEASE HELP ME IT BURNNSSS."

"Kurapika!"

Kurapika turned to the voice and his eyes widen.

"Momoko?! Why're you here?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm stalking you two. Now let's go back to the cafe BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONVERSATION TO TALK ABOUT KURAPIKA." Momoko answered and pointed at the car with Takaaki waving at them in the front passenger seat.

"Ssup."

xXx

Momoko was driving in the car with Takaaki, Kurapika and Kuroro after that relationship date.

"Seriously, Kurapika? Did you really had to throw that cup of coffee only because Kuroro was annoying?" Momoko asked.

"Whaat?" Kuroro went.

Kurapika hmphed.

Suddenly, something hit the car, but didn't make any damage...

"What was that?!" Momoko asked with surprised.

And then she soon realized...

It was a tumble weed.

Momoko began to get scared.

"Uh oh." Takaaki sweat dropped.

"What's wrong?" Kuroror asked.

"Those are tumbleweeds... right?" Takaaki asked.

Kuroro nodded.

"Oh no. Momoko actually has a phobia to tumbleweeds."

"TAKAAKI! I DON'T WANNA BE IN THIS CAR!" Momoko shouted as another

AUTO CONVERSATION BETWEEN MOMOKO AND TAKAAKI ONLY.

Tumbleweed hit the car.

"It's just, they're just-" Takaaki hesitated.

"I DON'T LIKE IT!" Momoko shouted.

"They're just tumbleweeds." Takaaki comforted.

"Oh my ga- swe"

"It's okay."

"Pipi, I can't breathe!It's not fuckin funny, Kuroro!"

Another tumbleweeds hit the car.

"What the begh agh hehehehe HAAAAH! I HATE YOU GUYS!EEeeeeh!" Referring to the tumble weeds.

"Hehehe, they're just tumbleweeds, Momoko!"

"Pipi shut!"

"It's okay! It's fine! Look we're-"

"OH MY GAWD! I JUST WANNA BE HOOOOOOOOOOME!"

"We're so close... so close..."

THEN A LOT MORE TUMBLEWEEDS APPEARED.

"I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!"

"Just calm down. Just pull over!"

"OMG! HHEHHEEE!"

"Pull over."

"UH!"

"It's okay, they're just sagebrush."

"Will you-heheheh they're attacking us."

Takaaki laughed out loud.

"I can't see... *sobs*" Momoko went.

"Oh no!"

"I can't see anything! BLARGRHHRHRHGAGAGAH! I'm SCARED!"

"Okay! Just pull over!HAHA! J-Just pull over to the fucking rest stop!"

Momoko gross sobs.

They pulled over after that nightmare.

"Okay HELP!"

"It's okay now..." Takaaki started to get out of the car.

"GET OUT MY CAR!" Momoko shouted and continued sobbing.

"Cheetos Prize..." Takaaki started to take the sagebrush of the car and as he watched them get carried away by the wind, Takaaki waved at the tumbleweeds. "Bye!"

"TAKAAKI DON'T DO THAT THEY MIGHT COME BACK FOR REVENGE!" Momoko screamed.

Takaaki sighed and they both changed seats.

"Well that was devastating-" Kuroro was cut off midsentence by Momoko.

"Just shut up Kuroro..."

And thats it! I hope you enjoyed this chapter and as always, I'm sorry for updating late and one more thing. I wont be updating even longer so:

Happy Early Valentine's Day!