ALRIGHT! So, it's time for Crysta-sensei's Saturday Night Adventure! Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I. DON'T. OWN. NARUTO!
Crysta was on the phone talking with Ayu. "So, have you decided on a name for the baby, yet?" She asked. "If a boy, Liang, if a girl, Naoie." Ayu's voice said from the other side of the line. She was back in her family home just a few blocks away from the school. "Hey, how are things over there? How are Naruto and Sakura doing?" Ayu asked. "They kiddies are fine! But, Hinata-chan seems to be a little freaked out by you're substitute. Speaking of which, did you really have to get our freak, creepy, ugly scary as fuck old religion teacher?" Crysta asked. "Well, I couldn't very well call up old Sarutobi-sensei, now could I?" Ayu asked, striking a low blow. Old Man Sarutobi. The principal of Minato's day. The dance teacher of Ayu and Crysta's day. He may have been old, but that old man could dance. Old Man Sarutobi died three years ago, giving Ayu the position of dance teacher.
"Ayu-chan, he's freaking everyone out, but you know, I can't help but feel that maybe he actually is a good guy, just… misunderstood." Crysta said. Ayu sighed. "Crysta, remember those disappearing snakes that got him fired? He's a total freak of nature. If I had any other option, I would have dropped him like a rock and gone with the other even if it was a three year old doing the potty dance." She said. "Yeah, yeah, I know." Crysta sighed. "You know, it's times like this I wish Mom was still around…" Ayu said. "Yeah, I wish so, too." Crysta said. Crysta was an orphan that was adopted by a famous Tennis Player and a wrestler that were never around. Crysta, being Ayu's friend since childhood, spent a lot of time at Ayu's home. While Ayu did have issues with her father up until Madara murdered her mother, Kushina was more of a mother to Crysta that the Tennis Star. By the time Crysta and Ayu were ten, Crysta called Kushina "Momma".
"What ever. You work on finding a better teacher, I'll work on proving Orochimaru is a decent guy!" Crysta said as Kakuzu walked in. "You will not! I don't want you any where near him! Kakuzu said. "Oph, gotta go! Later Tater!" Crysta said and hung up. "Relax, Kuzu! I'm sure Oro-sensei isn't that bad!" Crysta said. "Crysie, I promised when I married you that not only would I be honest with you, I'd protect you. And I hate to bring it up, but remember the gang days?" He asked. "Yeah." She said. After high school, Kakuzu and Itachi kinda fell in to a celebrity gang. They got in a lot of trouble. Hidan, Deidara, Konan and Coach Carrot top Nagato were also involved along with a few other teachers. The gang was called Akatsuki. Luckily, their trouble didn't affect their careers.
"Orochimaru did get involved in that for a bit. That's why we got in so much trouble. He was an adult, Nagato was still a kid. He was easily influenced and it almost cost us our careers and in some cases our lives. I don't want you any where near him!" Kakuzu said. Crysta pecked Kakuzu on the lips. "Relax would ya? I know martial arts, I'm a natural Bruce Lee! You don't need to worry." And with that, Crysta was off the bed and gone before Kakuzu could blink. "Damn that woman. She's lucky I love her." Kakuzu said and began to try to chase after his wife.
Crysta, being quick on her feet was gone too far ahead and at the little room that Orochimaru was spending his time there in. She knocked cheerily. The door opened and only one eye of Orochimaru's showed through. "Hi, Orochimaru-san! Remember me?" She asked. "Crysta… Married to Kakuzu last year… age twenty three… blood type AB… Graduated from Konoha High four and a half years ago… Yes… I remember… you were the loud mouth who was always disrupting class." Orochimaru's creepy voice came from the room. "Yup! That's me! Though that's not exactly how I wanted my teachers to remember me." She said. "How else would I remember you? As Ayu-chan's little sister?" he asked. "I'm older! And let's stick with the trouble maker memory!" Crysta said. She noticed Orochimaru's one visible eye looking her over, making her feel violated. "This must be what Hinata felt like…" Crysta thought. "You… Have grown up well…" He said. "Um… Thanks?" She said. "Very well… very, very well…" He said. A shiver ran down Crysta's spine. "Ah-hah-hah… well, I'd love to stay and chat but I-uh- need to –um- File things! For Ayu-chan! Very important! Have a good night Orochimaru-san! Bye-bye now!" And she booked it out of there.
She found herself in the student's dorms. "Whew… that was close." She said. "Ayu-chan and Kakuzu-kun were right… He's a total freak! Im going to go and find good dancers that can teach dance and have Ayu-chan look at them for her temporary replacement." Crysta thought, wiping sweat from her forehead. "C-Crysta-sensei?" A small voice asked. Crysta looked up and saw Hinata standing in front of her, holding a bag of tee shirts. "Did you go off campus?" Crysta asked. "U-um! N-none of Tenten's shirts a-are a-appropriate f-for this y-year's dress c-code, so I- w-went t-to the c-convenience store a-and got s-some shirts." Hinata said. "Relax, I won't write you up." Crysta said. Hinata sighed in relief. "Hinata, I realize that you feel really uncomfortable in seventh hour, do you want me to pull you from that class until Ayu-chan finds a new replacement or until she gets back?" Crysta asked. "U-um, n-no, Crysta-sensei! Th-thank you f-for the o-offer!" Hinata said. "Are you sure? I can slip you in to a Martial Arts or Aquatics. I could have you be a councilor's aide or teacher's aide." Crysta tried. "N-no, really, Sensei. I-I'm fine! I-I can manage u-until a r-replacement comes!" Hinata said. "Alright, but if you change your mind, just let me or Itachi-niisan know, okay?" Crysta said. "I-I will, t-thank you, Sensei!" Hinata said and disappeared in to her room.
Crysta went back to her own room where her husband was waiting for her with a displeasured look on his face. "Well?" Kakuzu asked as she walked in. "You and Ayu-chan were right. He's a total freaky stalker creep. Do you know if Anko-san or Bee-san would be interested in teaching dance?" Crysta asked as she began to change in to her pajamas. "Maybe Kurenai or Asuma would be more willing?" Kakuzu suggested. "Yeah, maybe, I'll send our suggestions to Ayu in the morning." She said and snuggled up close to Kakuzu for the night.
Well, looks like Orochimaru is creepier than we thought. So what do you guys think Hinata should do? Should she stick it out and put up with Orochimaru until Ayu finds a replacement for her replacement? Or should she take Crysta's offer and get put in as a teacher's aide? Review your answers!