Disclaimer: I make no claim to either InuYasha or YuYu Hakusho and make no profit from this fanfiction. The wonderful Rumiko Takahashi and Yoshihiro Togashi own the great anime's.

Pairings: Kagome/Hiei

Rating: T, implied sexual themes and perverted silliness.

Prompt: "Oh, no!"

Word Count: 1,348

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Ruby orbs watched as the frail onna wrinkled her nose in disgust. "Kami-sama I hate bugs!" She exclaimed and picked another piece of their recent kill from her thick black mane. Her bright blue eyes looked up and locked with her brown-eyed companion. "Sango-chan? Do you want to go take a dip with me? I feel like I've been swimming in bug-juice all day." She gave a visible shudder before pulling out her large over-night bag.

The tajiya nodded her head in agreement. "Yeah, I do to. And we're in luck!" She said happily. "The boys can have their own hot springs." Sango narrowed her eyes at the innocent looking monk who was scraping his own insect entrails from his person. "So we won't be bothered!" She hissed.

Miroku blinked in surprise. "Are you insinuating something, Sango-san?" He questioned dumbly. "Because I am a hum-" A gruff voice cut him off before he could get started.

"Get your ass over here so we can get this crap off of us as soon as possible. I don't want to pass out again." InuYasha gave a loud sneeze and rubbed his nose distractedly.

The raven-headed male nodded. "Of course." Turning his amethyst eyes towards the lazy hybrid, Miroku leaned slightly on his staff. "Hiei-san! Would you accompany us, or are you going to guard the campsite while InuYasha, Shippou and I take a bath?"

Hiei turned his head away and 'hn'ed softly.

Kagome giggled behind her hand before gasping. "EW!" She started to spit loudly and grabbed Sango's wrist lightly. "Gross!"

The imiko watched the group split off and head in the opposite directions. He sat on his branch for a few minutes, making sure no one was coming back because they forgot something.

Good. He thought and leapt down, landing softly beside Kagome's backpack. No one's coming. Hiei cautiously opened the gargantuan sack and dug into it. It's what you get, you little brat. He mentally hissed and pulled out the three full boxes of pocky. Ripping into them, Hiei stuck a few of the frosted sticks into his mouth.

A disdainful look passed over his face and he threw the rest of the box (along with the others) in the fire. Disgusting… The hybrid thought and, curiosity getting the better of him, dug deeper into Kagome's Bag-O-Wonders.

Some of the stuff she pulled out was pretty interesting.

His hand enclosed around a cardboard box and, thinking Shippou had more pocky sticks, pulled it out.

He blinked in surprise at the red box that read Durex. His head tilted to the side and he slowly sounded out the other words mentally. Now easy-on. Fetherlite. 18 ultra fine condoms. What are condoms? Hiei jumped back on his branch and opened the box. Inside was a note from Kagome's friends.

Hope you have fun with your man, Kaggie-chan!

Happy Birthday,

Eri, Yuka and Ayumi

Kagome's birthday was three days ago. Hiei pulled one of the long line of packages out of the box and tore one off. He stared, intrigued, at the tiny packet. Reading the instructions on the packaging, the imiko tore it open. A thick goop oozed out onto his hands and Hiei wrinkled his nose. He wiped the ooze onto his pant leg and pulled out a rolled up… thing. That was the only conclusion he could come up with. It was a thing.

He pushed at the center and was surprised when it slowly unrolled, at least a little bit.

Curiosity getting the better of him, Hiei unrolled the plastic thing and looked at it. There's nothing special about you… He thought and narrowed his eyes.

He stared hard at it before its use struck him like a ton of deer demons.

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Kagome felt her face go completely red as the young hybrid continued to poke and prod at InuYasha with the blown up condom. Oh, Kami-sama! Why didn't I throw the box away? She mentally cursed.

Shippou, being the ever-curious kit, bounced over to the pleased imiko. "Hiei, what'cha ya got there?" He asked and looked up at the dark-haired male.

"Annoying InuYasha with this thing." Hiei said and demonstrated what he meant.

The miko covered her face with her hands and gave a loud groan, which caught the attention of the rest of the group. "Kagome-sama? Is something the matter?" Miroku's calm voice said, and by the perverse twinkle in his eye, the raven knew he knew what Hiei had in his hands.

"Oh! N-nothing! I just remembered I have a huge test coming up and I have to study for it." She waved her hand dismissively and worried her bottom lip.

"What is the subject over? Sex ed?" The monk was persistent and Kagome glared daggers at him. Damn me for telling him why I was carrying a pregnancy book… She mentally strangled herself and tightened her jaw.

"No, that was last semester I had to take that class." She sniffed and scooted closer to her bag. Kagome dragged out one of her thick schoolbooks and set it on her lap.

The holy man covered his devilish smirk and leaned back against his self-assigned tree. "I remember reading a part in your book about protection?" He paused and let the sentence sink in. "What was that thing called again? The plas-tick-" Kagome cut him off.

"IF you'll shut up, I'll keep Hiei from playin' with those condoms!" She snarled at the now full-out grinning houshi. Her face flushed in embarrassment and her fingers curled over her lips. "Oh, no…" Her whisper was quiet, but seemed to echo around the tiny clearing.

Kagome was soo mad at herself for telling the rest of the group (excluding Hiei because he hadn't been there and Shippou because of his age) what condoms were used for… See if she tried to keep them from getting AIDS or HIV…

Well, Miroku anyway.

"What's a condom?" Hiei asked and when her pale blue eyes locked with his curious red ones, the miko nearly cried.

He's not letting me get out of this one… She thought before taking in a deep breath. "Miroku-sama. Since you're so keen on the subject, why don't you tell Hiei what a condom is used for." That said, the priestess stood up and walked away.

--Two Weeks Later--

Hiei fingered the thin rubber and pondered over how to spring up the conversation (or hopefully lack there of) on weather he could use it on her or not. He went over many scenarios in his head, and the more the thought about it, the more his worry grew. She would reject me any way. She is to pure to wish to be defiled by a beast like me. He summarized and stuffed it into his shirt hastily as he heard her soft humming.

"Hiei… Can I talk to you?" She said and settled down on the ground under the tree he occupied.

With narrowed eyes, the hybrid leapt down and crouched next to her in a very InuYasha-like manor. His claret orbs gazed suspiciously at her.

Just because he wanted to have sex with her didn't mean she couldn't potentially turn into an enemy.

Kagome rested her head on her raised knees and looked up at him through her lashes. "Do you still have a few of those condoms?" She boldly asked and Hiei blinked owlishly.

"What?" He asked her intelligently.

Her smile faltered and her blush grew heavier. "Well, Miroku-sama said that you still had one of the condoms and… well… We have, sort of, been dating for the last few months and… uhm…" Her face was impossibly red.

Hiei felt his devilish smirk start to spread across his pale face. "You wish to use this?" He asked her huskily and pulled the wrapper from his shirt.

Kagome blushed harder but nodded. "Well, I thought, since we're this close-" She never got to finish her sentence as Hiei descended upon her and captured her mouth in a soul searing kiss that left as breathless as it ignited the smoldering fire deep inside of her.

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HBWD's Corner: For this one, Hiei is around 80 and is still in his early adolescent stages. Possibly 16-17, and lives in the past and doesn't know what a condom is. So if he acts too OOC, please tell me! I need to know these things!