Chapter 3: Trying to come up with an evil plan and turning into a fox.

--Enjoy--

"Alright, guys..." Pein said as they were once again having a meeting. "We need yet another evil plan... Kicking scouts just doesn't seem to work..."

"Well, I'm out of ideas then, hn..." Deidara said, getting nods from the others.

"Let's see what the book has to say..." Pein said and reached into his cloak to pull out a book labeled 'How to be Evil for Dummies.' "Well, let's see here... 'Step one: Get a hero nemesis... We have that, right?"

"Yeah, that Kyuubi brat." Kisame said with a nod.

"Good. Step two: Get a clone that's 1/5th of your size... Well, we could do that, I guess... Step three: Get blackmail on a rich family and request a ransom of 1,000,000 ryou? How old is this book?!" Pein exclaimed and checked the back. "1967?!"

"Who wrote it?" Konan asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Some guy called Dr... Avil? No, Evil, Dr. Evil." Pein said and stared at the book for a while before throwing it away. "Come on, people! We can't be an evil organization if we don't have an evil plan!"

"How about we go with Tobi's plan?" Deidara asked, getting a blank look from Pein.

"Like I said, we're evil, not rulers. Do you have any idea of how much paperwork a guy who rules the world has? I don't want to go through that. Do you?"

When everyone shook their heads, Pein nodded.

"I thought so."

--In Konoha--

"What the hell?!" Naruto shouted as he ran through Konoha, a whole pack of fan girls chasing him.

"Kitsune-kun!"

"Marry me!"

"Go out with me!"

"Sign my butt!"

When Naruto had woken up this morning, he'd suddenly found himself sporting a pair of blond, fluffy fox ears and a blond, fluffy fox tail.

Suddenly, he was grabbed and pulled into an apartment. He found himself in the embrace of his girlfriend, Mitarashi Anko.

"Naruto-kun!" she squealed as he shoved his face into her cleavage. "You are so cute!"

"A-Anko-chan!" Naruto exclaimed when she started removing his shirt. "W-We can't do that right no-oooow..." he finished and started purring when he found that Anko had started to rub his ears.

In his cage, the Kyuubi chuckled.

'Finally, my kit is getting some! I knew giving him a tail and ears would be helpful. Everyone knows that foxes rock!'

--Akatsuki base--

"Come on, guys! We have to-" Pein started, but was interrupted by the ringing of their doorbell. "What now?" he asked out loud as he got out of his chair and headed for the door. Outside was a girl scout, holding a box of cookies.

"Hello, sir. Would you like to buy some cookies?"

Pein stared at the girl for a while before shrugging.

'One more can't hurt.'

He reared his leg back and punted the girl to Konoha before sighing happily.

'Ah, that felt good.' he thought and looked down. 'Oh, she dropped her cookies... Do I find her and give them back, or do I take them for myself?'

He leaned down, picked up the cookies and stashed them in his cloak with a grin on his face.

'Evil...'

--Done--

Another short drabble done! Huzzah for me!