The Princess and the Frog~

(A/N: Okay so I had this story just sitting on my computer for like two years… I am so sorry for not getting it up sooner. My editor stopped helping me and I can't edit well so I have been lacking lately. But thankfully my friend FreeWeirdGal has helped and gave me advice so I have been slowly getting back into things. Yippee! Anyway please enjoy~ and hopefully many more fairy tales will be coming soon.)

Ika: "Yippee another story although the cast for this story might try to kill each other before we get anywhere"

Ocean: "true but if that happens the reviews for the story I bet will go up"

Ika: "Oh then never mind"

England: "What the hell why am I the princess?"

Ika: "Um…"

France: "I'm the prince well I must say I already like where this is going"

Sealand: "I get to be the king awesome"

Ika: "Yep someone is going to die during this story and hopefully its not me"

Ocean: "Lets pray its France"

France: "HEY"

Ika: "Narrator's are me and Ocean btw"

Sealand: "Lets start the story already"

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess "Why must all the men in this story get female roles" England sighed, "SERIOUSLY IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WITH ROMANO BUT YOU ENGLAND" Ika screamed.

Um the princess was very spoiled and had a golden ball. One day, while playing in the garden, the ball fell into the pond. The princess was very upset and didn't know what to do "Oh hi there Flying mint bunny I didn't know you were here" the princess said looking into thin air like a mental patient.

Um anyway while he sat there staring at the ball helplessly, a frog jumped out of the pond and asked, "Why are you crying little ugly princess?" "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING UGLY FROG!" The princess shouted. "Shut up and continue!" Ika screamed throwing a book. Anyway the princess reluctantly told the frog what happened. The ugly frog "I am not ugly miss narrator I am more handsome then England poor thing can't even tame those eyebrows" the frog snickered, "WHY YOU BLOODY FROG!" The princess yelled, "Ika you might as well stop narrating England just started choking France" Ocean exclaimed, "What already? Ugh well then time for another intermission, seriously this is pathetic" Ika sighed.

(A/N "We are truly sorry England is about to kill France and it might not be the only time he tries to kill him. So during this story please forgive us if intermissions happen frequently. So while we wait please enjoy Germany singing 'I'm sexy and I know it'…"NO" "Oh come on Germany!" "NO.")

"Well were back, jeez working with Romano was easier then working these two" Ocean sighed, Anyways the ugly frog said "I will get your ball but will you give me something in return hehehehe," "I will give you anything you want but only within reason" the princess yelled sensing bad perverted thoughts from the frog.

"Ocean that wasn't in the script" Ika said, "Yea but when your working with France you kind of have to watch what you say or you might get raped" Ocean exclaimed, "Good point" Ika said, The frog suddenly jumped into the water and retrieved the ball. The princess was very happy, "well it looks like frogs are actually useful for something" the princess laughed, the frog smirked, "Remember you promised me anything. Well I want to be your friend, eat from your plate, and sleep in your palace more specifically your bed." The princess hated the idea a lot, "what no I refuse to have such filth in my palace" The princess yelled, but to bad the narrators say the princess accepted the frogs request.

The next morning the princess found the frog waiting at the door for him "Oh hell no!" The princess shouted slamming the door shut. "HEY EYEBROW PRINCESS I HAVE COME TO LIVE IN YOUR PALACE NOW OPEN THE DAMN DOOR," the frog shouted, hearing this the princess panicked, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME" the princess shouted opening the door. "Ika seriously they messed up the script" Ocean murmured, "I know and seriously we must remember they have been through a 100 years war together, they fought so much I doubt we would have been able to get them to like each other for a damn play" Ika hissed, "true, so lets change the script to fit there personality's" Ocean smirked.

The princess stomped up to the frog "Go away frog" The princess hissed, "Princess that is no way to talk to someone even if they are a frog" The king said walking outside to the scene "But um err father I refuse to let that frog in the palace even if I made a promise" the princess huffed looking down at her um father.

The King sighed, "You ungrateful brat, a promise is a promise I am the king! You hear me I am the king! What I say goes and I say you keep your promise." "Ocean um I think Sealand is taking this to far?" Ika exclaimed, "Well that's what happens when you put Sealand in the same play as England and France" Ocean shrugged. "Your not the boss of me your just a kid and you are not the king, I should have been king but no the stupid director decided to make me the princess" the princess shouted.

Suddenly a giant rock hit the princess in the face "the director did not appreciate that you jerk and I hope you know now I won't join you for tea later! I am going to America's house now!" Ika screamed, "bloody hell I thought Ocean was the director oh dear I messed that up" the princess murmured. "Now we know why you're lonely" the frog snickered, "Everyone get back to the story and I will take over narration for now since the princess angered Ika" Ocean shouted, the princess was angry but she had no choice and let the frog stay. The frog ate from her plate during dinner, "Frog get your hand away from my thigh that's not where the food is" the princess hissed, The frog smirked, "my hand is cozy here not my fault your thigh is here." Finally after many molesting attempts the frog asked the princess to take him to her bed for the night.

"This is sexual harassment you bloody-frog" the princess said picking the frog up angrily "Its not sexual harassment if you like it" the frog winked. "Why won't you just go die," the princess yelled, throwing the frog to the floor. In a flash, the frog turned into a handsome naked prince!… wait naked? "Ah so I have returned to my beautiful self how wonderful, now my dear princess lets get married and celebrate shall we?" the frog/prince said. The prince had actually had been under a spell by the wicked witch Prussia, the prince should have told the princess this first but sadly he was a pervert. "I refuse you pervert" the princess shouted running towards the door only to be stopped by the king.

"Princess I refuse for you to deny another man, you shall get married to this man and not be a lonely creep talking to imaginary things all your life understand." The king stated. "They are not imaginary they are real and to hell with this play I refuse to get married to the frog" the princess shrieked, "Its not a real marriage now will you shut up and marry him already" Ocean shouted, "No" the princess huffed, "I'm sorry to say but my son who is somehow a princess refuses to marry you sir frog prince so I decided you can marry my other son who just got back from a long trip today… yea lets go with that" the king said.

"Other princess?" the prince asked in confusion, "father I am home" a timid voice said, "there he is" the king exclaimed, "Ocean why did you add Canada to this?" Ika asked, "To end this story duh," Ocean exclaimed. The prince took one look at the princess that just entered the room and instantly ran to him "Marry me" the prince asked, the princess instantly fell in love with the prince "...yes" the princess said very reluctantly.

The prince and the princess who no one knew about till now lived happily ever after and the other Princess who refused to marry the prince lived a decent life with his imaginary friends. THE END