Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this website.

Warning: Spoilers (In later chapters) ...and occasional bad grammar.

There's also some "experimental humor," as well.

Oh, and some shameless advertisement of other stories.

Okay, here's how it works! The Naruto characters are writing their own fanfiction, so I'll occasionally write some stories of theirs. I'll try to make it clear when a character writes a story.

I hope this isn't too weird of a writing style.

And I just want to say, I like Yaoi, but I thought this would be a kind of funny story idea.

Edit: I deleted the links because they weren't working, just go to my favorite stories to find any stories mentioned.

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Naruto reread the story he had just written.

(Naruto's Story)

One day Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke went on a mission, but a bad guy attacked them. A bad guy attacked them and killed Sasuke. Naruto saved Sakura from the bad guy so she said, "I love you Naruto," and they kissed.

The end!

"That's a good story," Naruto said, submitting his first story to fanfiction dot net. "I wonder how many reviews I'll get!"

It was only half an hour before he got his first.

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BoogiepopShippuden

What the? Right, like Sasuke would die that easily. And there is no way Naruto could easily beat someone that kicked Sasuke's butt. There's zero description and no plot. Learn to write better.

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"Shikamaru!" He called out. "Do you know how to send someone a computer virus?"

(Five days ago!)

"So you're back?" Tsunade asked Sasuke.

Naruto had finally fulfilled his promise to bring Sasuke back, and dragged a fuming Sasuke back to the village. How he managed to over power the (currently) superior warrior we shall never know for sure. Many believe it was a plot hole for the purpose of this fanfiction.

But let's not get side-tracked form the conversation.

"No, I'm not really here," Sasuke replied facetiously. "You've just had too much to drink."

"And you expect us all to welcome you back with open arms after you betrayed the village, risked your comrades' lives, and injured your teammate Naruto?"

"Do you want Konoha to go to war with my fangirls?" He asked, knowing that Tsunade would never take the chance.

"Very well, welcome back, Sasuke," she said.

At those words, Sakura enthusiastically appeared out of nowhere and hugged him half to death. "Sasuke I missed you so much," she said fangirlishly.

But this can all be skipped, right? I just needed to explain that Sasuke is back, because he was about to tell Naruto something.

……….

"WTF! Naruto, you dobe, I would never lose to some random thug, especially not one that you could beat." He angrily glared at his best friend. "Take that damn story off the internet. It's all about quality, not quantity." He growled angrily. "We'll never beat the Yaoi fans this way."

That's right; you heard it.

Our favorite ninja are at war….with Yaoi.

….

It all started two days ago when

Naruto: Great, another flashback, don't we do enough of those in the show?

Sakura: Shut up dobe!

DtecnoKira: Thank you, Sakura. Remind me to do a SasuSaku oneshot later.

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Well, to make a long story short, our ninja had stumbled across one day and they loved it. "Hey look," said Naruto. "These people are writing stories about us."

"I see," said Sakura. "It's called fanfiction because it's fiction written by our fans."

At first, they came to love it.

Secrets From the Sky was an entertaining story indeed. It told the tale of visitors from another village. A Hyuga, an Uchiha, and a mysterious girl who…well read it! It's a good story okay! Trust me, if you have time to my piece of crap story, you have time to read this awesome story. Consequently, how do you make clicky blue links? I hope these url adresses work...but umm...moving on! Crap they don't, oh well, I'll just delete them!

"Wow, I can't wait to see what happens next," Sakura chirped excitedly. "Why would an Uchiha and a Hyuga have left Konoha?"

They also happened to stumble across some of my other favorite stories, which now gives me the awesome chance to advertise them.

Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja a story much funnier than this one telling the tale of a brand new ninja squad that was formed at the same time as Squad 7.

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Sasuke: You call that advertising! Let me try.

If you want a funny story, check out Spidey3000's Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja!

It's about a boy named Jack J. Williams and his teammates, who become Genin at the same time as Naruto and his friends.

With awesome humor this is one of the funnier stories out there.

Read the exciting battle between Jack's squad and the legendary warrior (Name Omitted to Avoid a Law Suit), you know you want to.

Also includes cameos from the remade Squad 7, Naruto, Sasuke, and ...Hinata?

How will the new teams affect the outcome of the chunin exams (he's not there yet, but you know you want to know.)

And now that Naruto's got Hinata for a teammate, will she suggest a team-up during the bell game?

Looks like Kakashi-sensei had better watch his ba…I mean bells!

And you know you want to see Hinata use the Gentle Fist: Castration Technique!

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Sakura: Now enough advertising, you're going to lose all your readers.

Naruto: Like any of them made it pass the first paragraph.

DtecnoKira: Do you want me to write more SasuNaru?

Sasuke: I don't know, do you want me to Mangekyo Sharingan your ass?

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Well, the ninja had enjoyed their time on the website until they discovered it….

"Let's see what kinds of stories we can find about both of you," Sakura suggested.

Naruto and Sasuke had been arguing over who to read about next, so this seemed like a simple solution. They looked for stories about the both of them. What they found was Yaoi.

"Oh my God," gasped Naruto. "No way would I ever….. what the!" He began puking on the floor.

"Tell me who to kill for this!" Growled Sasuke. 'Wait, what the hell are they calling me? Sasgay! Somebody is going to die!"

So it was decided.

"We have to write our own stories!" They agreed. And they had recruited many allies.

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Shino's Story

Naruto nervously fidgeted. Why? Because he wanted to tell Hinata something important.

Hinata blushed brightly. Why? Because she was in love with Naruto and being this close to the one she loved made her happy. Why? Because that's what love is.

…….

Yeah, most of them were pretty crappy like that.

But some were better than other's. Hinata wrote a story from her own perspective.

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Hinata's Story--To be with You

Breathlessly I stepped into the darkened room, searching for the faintest hint of life. I'm sure I heard something here, but I'm all alone. I have been ever since I left Konohagakure two years ago to train. I had a vow I needed to keep. I needed to prove myself worthy of the one I love.

Naruto, the only one who knew what it felt like to be dubbed a loser.

"Is someone there?" I call out, not knowing what answer to expect. I've lived alone here for two years, thinking only of what I have to do. I must get strong so I can be with him. He showed me the way from last place.

He stepped up from the depths of obscurity to rise to the top. I want to be worthy of him.

I struggled to find a light switch, I was much to tired to use the Byakugan.

"Hinata, I've been looking everywhere for you," said a familiar voice.

"Is that you, Hokage-sama?" I asked, finally flicking the switch.

I was momentarily blinded by the light that flooded the room.

"Please don't call me that," said the Hokage. "I've come all this way to see you, no need to be so formal."

"I've missed you so much Naruto," I cried, sinking into his arms.

"I missed you too," he whispered, kissing me lightly.

I kissed him back.

...

See, they don't all suck.

But let me just say this is the just the beginning.

What stories will our heroes read?

And more importantly, what stories will they write?

…………..

TBC

So ummm please be nice.

I know it's weird.

Credit goes to kagescorpionakki for inspiring this.

Any tips to make it less…jerky?

Things to look forward to, Sasuke's story…..Sakura's SasuSaku obsession, crack fics from Gaara, and forum investigation!

Oh, and sorry, but I don't take requests for advertisements, but if you review, I may check out your story, and if you say its okay, then I'll advertise it.

Not like it will do much, I'll probably get 3 readers at most...