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I'm sorry Sakura's story is a bit like Hinata's. This is turning out to be harder than I thought.

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Anyway,

A/N: Today's chapter has Naruto and Sasuke going on a mission. Warning: There is talk of animal cruelty, but it is marked. So if you wish to avoid Naruto and Sasuke's fight with the cows, you have been warned.

If you don't like this kind of humor, let me know, and I'll avoid it in future chapters.

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Naruto smiled, "the new chapter is up!" He shouted with glee, reading Tsukiyomaru's story.

"I wanna see," demanded Sasuke, pushing Naruto out of his seat.

"This is why sharing a computer with your two teammates sucks!" Complained Sakura.

"Rasengan!"

"Chidori!"

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At the Hokage's office.

"What do you mean you destroyed your computer?" Screeched the Hokage. "Don't expect me to pay for it, even if you do use it for ninja duties once in a while. You two will have to replace it yourseves."

"But we don't have enough money!" Naruto said in protest.

"Well how lucky for you two that I have a mission for you both. It's an A ranked mission."

"Yay," said Naruto. "That will mean we'll have just enough money to buy a new computer."

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Sakura's Drabble

It was the night of the mission. She stood alone in the cold air, wishing she had a partner. 'I hate solo missions,' she thought. 'It's always so lonely without anyone at your side.' But it was only a C ranked mission, no problem for a Jonin like her. Tsunade-sama would have never even considered giving such a simple mission to a kunoichi as talented as her.

However, there were no missions of vital urgency for her so the Sannin sent her former student out on the special mission. 'I'm supposed to meet the client and escort him back to the village,' the twenty-year-old kunoichi thought. 'I just wish it didn't have to be today of all days.' She walked down the empty road, whistling a sad melody.

It was the song of her heart, broken without the one she loved.

'This is where I'm supposed to meet him,' she thought. Sakura stepped into an empty meadow, searching for the client. 'I wonder why he needs an escort. Is he worried about random thugs? Does he have some sort of treasure he needs guarded? Maybe he's royalty?'

"Happy birthday, Sakura," said a familiar voice.

Sakura spun around quickly. "Sa….su….ke," she whispered. Tears began to fall from her eyes. "Sasuke!" She cried out, pouring her emotions into her tears, running into his open arms.

"I'm sorry," he whispered into her ear. "For everything. I'm sorry for leaving, I'm sorry for hurting you. I'm sorry for each all the birthdays I've missed. I'm sorry for every second I've spent without you."

She sank into his warm embrace. "I've missed you so much!" She sobbed into his chest.

"Well I'm back now," said Sasuke. "And I'm going to stay."

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Sakura smiled. "Another decent SasuSaku, she said with a smile. "I hope I get lots of reviews."

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Naruto: Warning, the following scene involves intense violence against cows.

If you need to, skip ahead until it says

OKAY IT'S SAFE TO READ

Kakashi: I'm glad to see you finally got over your fear of cows, Sasuke-kun.

Sasuke: I am not afraid of cows! That was just a fanfiction!

(Read spidey3000's Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja for details!)

"What are you doing dobe?" Screamed Sasuke. "Do not Rasengan the cow! You will ruin the meat."

Naruto and Sasuke had been hired to kill a rare breed of cow. They were twice the size of average cows, and they tasted three times as good.

There was a problem though.

They were very deadly ninja cows.

"Wahh!" Naruto screamed, dodging the cow's fire breath. "Damn it, what do we do? We can't just shower them with kunai!"

"You kill them with precision and skill," Sasuke explained. "And by you, I mean me!" He explained, lopping a cow's head off with his sword.

This enraged one of the other cows. "Mooooooo!" He cried. Anyone fluent in cow will tell you what this translates to. But I hate the dub, so let's mock dubs and call this the Shadow Clone Jutsu, even though it is actually just a regular Clone Jutsu. What? Do you actually think a cow could learn the Shadow Clone Jutsu? Maybe if it had one the biju sealed inside it.

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Sai: What an excellent idea for a crack fic. The Akatsuki obtain all nine biju and accidenatally seal it in a cow. I just have to find a way to write it without killing Naruto.

Naruto: Its just a crack fic! Who cares if I die! I want to read it! Can the cow kick their asses?

Sai: Yes. Coming soon. Akatsuki vs the Cow.

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Sasuke picked out the fakes and easily shot them down with shuriken. But another cow snuck up on him and rammed him in the ass. Sasuke fell to the ground with a grunt. "You'll pay for that," he growled angrily. "Mangekyo Sharingan- Tsukuyomi.

He trapped the cow in his genjutsu world. "For the next twenty-four hours you will be flame broiled over and over so. And I like my hamburgers extra dead."

The cow collapsed, it was indeed dead.

Naruto on the other hand, was not having such luck with his cows. They had ganged up on him and began combining their lightning style techniques. One of them even appeared to have a kekkei genkai. "Sasuke..Help!" He called out, running away.

The two shinobi found themselves surrounded.

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OKAY IT'S SAFE TO READ

"So is their client really a King?" Shizune asked.

"No, it's just a marketing strategy," she explained. She turned back to her computer. "Wow, this fanfiction stuff can be pretty good."

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Hinata sighed. "Stupid writer's block," she moaned.

"If you need inspiration," said Kiba with a smile, "I know what always helps when I want to think of new attacks."

"What?" Hinata asked curiously.

"Sugar!"

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Half an Hour Later

Hinata had just eaten half a bag of candy all by herself, along with seven candy bars, and two bowls of sugar. She had also consumed"Oh my God!" She exclaimed. "What is this joy I have never felt?"

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Sugar High Hinata's Story-Ichiraku Magick

It was a bright sunny day in Konoha and Naruto was enjoying it to the fullest. He smiled as he sat down for a bowl of Ichiraku Ramen. "Thank you," he said as Ayame handed him the bow. He began noisily slurping the noodles down "So, how has your day been?" He asked curiously.

"It's been fine so far!" Ayame smiled. "You're unusually inquisitive today, something good happen?"

Naruto smiled happily. "Well, if I tell you, you'll have to promise to keep it a secret."

Ayame nodded. "Of course," she told him.

"I have a secret admirer." He said. "Someone left a batch of fresh baked cookies on my doorstep with a note-to the future Sixth Hokage, with love-your secret admirer."

"So who do you think it was?" Ayame asked.

"No idea," Naruto said with a smile. "But I intend to find out."

It was at this time that Sakura sat next to him, ordering a bowl of ramen for herself.

"Guess what, Sakura-chan." Ayame smiled mischievously. "Naruto has a secret admirer."

"You weren't supposed to tell," said Naruto, pouting.

"Oh really?" Sakura asked. "Did she leave him a note?" She was enjoying the chance to tease her partner.

"With cookies," answered Ayame.

"Oh, with cookies," teased Sakura. "She must really love you."

Getting over the initial embarrassment of the matter, Naruto asked, "Who do you think it is?"He asked.

"Duh," said Sakura. "It was obviously Hinata-chan. She's had a crush on you ever since she's known you."

"Really?" Asked Naruto, finding the whole thing difficult to believe.

Hinata joined them next. "Hello Naruto-kun," she said shyly.

"Thanks for the cookies," he said to her, wanting to see her reaction.

"You're welcome," Hinata answered, not realizing, her mistake.

"So it was you!" Naruto said with a smile on his face.

Hinata began to blush furiously. "Umm I.."

"Don't hide it, you just admitted to it," he said, gazing into her eyes.

"I..I..I.." she stuttered.

"Do you love me?" He asked.

"Whaaaa?"

"Do you love me."

She nodded, unable to form words.

Naruto kissed her gently.

…………..

"Not bad," said Kiba, but Naruto is a little out of character."

"Who cares?" Squealed Hinata. "NaruHina forever!"

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'This is...this is disgusting,' thought Tsunade, reading a fanfiction she never should have. She had no idea that the one who wrote it was her fellow Sannin, Orochimaru.

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Edit: A/N Sorry for the confusion, but Sasuke and Naruto's fight against the cow was not a faux fanfiction. They went on a mission to earn money to repair the broken computer. : )