Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq
I went though check point A
But not though check point B
Thats when I got shot in the ass
by the U.S. military, Oh jingle bombs,
jingle bombs, one blew up you see,
where all the virgins that bin laden promised me?
Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think that I got screwed don't
laugh at me because I'm dead,
or I'll kill you!