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Chapter 5 -12

Did I do something wrong or do I just need to be patient?

Oh who cares! 21 reviews! Yay, thank you all!

I think I should go on a diet…I'm fat.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Or Colors of the Heart

Damn writer's block!

I tried to write a chapter story but failed!

Naruto: You suck!

Sasuke: When will I get to write a story? Isn't this dobe's third?

DtecnoKira: I'm supposed to do Hinata, Kiba, and Lee's stories first. And the Truth or Dare story, which will probably be Sai's. I'll just need some inspiration first! And sorry this chapter is short!

Sasuke: Lol, you just said you needed to do Hinata.

Naruto: Lol, He said he needed to do Hinata, KIBA, and LEE!

DtecnoKira: Shut up you two!

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Hinata's Story

Chapter 1

"How did the mission go today?" Neji asked politely, taking a delicate sip of his green tea. The drink swished around in his mouth before he swallowed.

Hinata took a sip of hers before answering, "It was a success; we apprehended the criminal." She told him.

"Not that mission, the other one. Have you told him how you feel?"

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'No, this isn't working,' thought Hinata. 'I need a do over.'

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Ramen Quest

Chapter 1

His birthday is tomorrow.

I searched the many shelves of manga, hoping to find something that looked good. I know he likes manga, but which one should I get him. I find some that look interesting, but I have the feeling he's already read them. They look like the books I've seen him carrying around sometimes, when he goes to the park to read.

Not many people realize this, but Naruto-kun actually likes to relax once in awhile. Sure he can be hyperactive at times, but he knows how to kick back

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'No,' not this either, Hinata moaned. She tried eating ice cream, but not even the sugar rush helped. 'Maybe instead of making it a romance, I should make it an action story with NaruHina as the main couple.' She shut down her computer and sank backwards onto her bed, 'man this is hard.'

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Naruto's Story

One day Sasuke died on a mission, so Sakura was sad and Naruto told him "Don't worry, I'm here for you. Let's be together forever." And they fell in love and got married, and had many children.

THE END!

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BoogiepopShippuden

Sakura was sad and Naruto told HIM, …wait, so Sakura's a dude now? WTH! Stop writing, don't you have anything better to do. At least put some effort into it. I swear to God, you are so annoying, I know you can do better. If you want to read a good story to get some ideas, read From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin it's a Naruto/Harem. I've read the first chapter, it is really good. Read and learn from the master! He has over 1000 Reviews!

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"So they beat my cows, just as expected," said the mysterious figure, eating a bacon cheeseburger. No wonder he was so fat. "I'll need to think carefully before I make my next move."

"What will you do?" Asked one of the man's servants, the very man who had hired Naruto and Sasuke. "Will I be of any assistance to you?"

"There will be no need, my next plan will be carried out by Namahagetecno."

"But…him? Why? Isn't that overkill? He's your most powerful warrior."

"Correction," said a young voice. "I was master's strongest warrior. But I'm not anymore."

"Then who is?" Asked the man, who for the sake of future clarity I shall dub 'Marty.'

Namahagetecno was silent for a moment before answering. "Mary-Sue."

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Ino read her reviews, they were nothing special, just; I love your story, SasuIno rox! and the like. No concrit, nothing specific, yet she still felt happy knowing that their were others who enjoyed the thought of SasuIno. 'So, I guess that means it's not impossible or crazy.'

She read some fanfiction too, mostly SasuIno's, but there were only about nine pages worth, as opposed to the 404 of SasuSaku. 'At least something is beating the yaoi.'

Hell, there were 390 pages of SasuNaru……she felt depressed.

On a whim, she checked out a few other couples.

There were a few SasuSai's. Considering the trick that Konohamaru once pulled, she was surprised yet thankful that there weren't more.

NaruSaku-85

NaruHina-158

'Way to go NaruHina! He's yours Hinata!' Ino mentally cheered for her fellow Kunoichi.

She decided to check out more pairs involving herself.

Shikamaru- 44 'Wow,' she thought. 'Maybe it's something worth looking into'

Choji- 3

Sai- 2

On a whim she tried herself with Naruto-16 pages.

'That's surprising…we barely interact!'

She was bored, and trying to think of something to do. 'Maybe I'll go bug Sasuke!'

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Naruto: What the hell was the point of that.

DtecnoKira: Filler.

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Hinata sat down at Ichiraku Ramen as she often did, hoping to catch a glimpse of Naruto. As addicted as he was to the internet, he could not stay away from the ramen.

Ayame decided to have a little fun with the two. "So Naruto-kun," she said. "Have you had the chance to read any of Hinata's stories yet?"

Hinata choked on her ramen.

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Hinata's eyes opened slowly. "Are you alright?" Asked Naruto. Clearly he was worried. "I was afraid something happened to you."

"I'm fine," she said, rising to her feet.

Ayame smiled. "It sure is a good thing Naruto knows CPR huh?"

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Jiraiya was busy with the nineteenth chapter of his story, having just posted the fourth. He typed in a few last words and decided to open his e-mail.

There was already a review from Nurse Ramen.

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Nurse Ramen

I love this chapter. The conflict Jiriaya feels when he's forced to make his decision was heart breaking. It moved me to tears. Accept Orochimaru's betrayal or defy the village? Orochimaru was his life long friend, I still don't see how any one could have possibly expected him to forget about that.

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Jiraiya wrote a reply.

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Thanks for the review; yours are always the best. I'm glad to know I could convey Jiraiya's feelings well, he's the character I can understand the most, having often been rejected by the woman I love.

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Hinata sat back down at her computer, determined to type. 'I wonder how Kiba is doing with his story.' She began to hit a few keys, hoping her thoughts would lead somewhere. Her mind was clouded, she needed to relax. "I should listen to music," she said out loud, playing her CD in the stereo. It was one of her favorite songs, Colors of the Heart.

'I know,' she thought excitedly, jotting some notes and ideas on a pad.

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Tsunade sighed. "Man this is harder than I thought; I can't write a single story."

"Maybe you just need some ideas, what do you want to write about? Action? Romance? A crack fic?" Shizune tried to help. "Hey, you never told me what your penname was!"
"I didn't?" Tsunade was puzzled. "I could have sworn I did. It's Nurse Ramen."

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DtecnoKira: Plot twist!

Sasuke: Oh please, it barely curved.

Sakura: yeah, I think we all saw that coming.

Naruto: I didn't.

DtecnoKira: Well readers, did you? Please R&R!

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Orochimaru angrily read the review. "I do not have that many things coming out of my mouth," he pouted.

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"So what shall I do for you, master?" Asked Namahagetecno.

"I want you to kidnap Hinata."

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Okay, it's a little longer than expected. Sorry, there wasn't much in terms of faux fanfiction this time, but I promise to make it up to you. I will think of something for Hinata to write! And there will be chaptered stories.

As always, please R&R, no flames.

Sai: Gasp, I have an idea for a crack fic! Ramen King! It will be a parody of Shaman King...nah too lazy to write it.

Disclaimer: Sai and I do not own Shaman King!