Movement of the Rival
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His spiky red hair looked like something out of a video game more than anime. His eyes were both as black as night itself. He wore a purple sweater with a hood and long sleeves, decorated with various belts wrapped around both arms. His blue jeans were decorated with various chains. The most interesting thing about his appearance was the golden medallion he wore around his neck. It was engraved with the carvings of both the Uchiha fan and Naruto's spiral.
His name was Namahagetecno.
He spied on the village of Konoha from above, planning his next move.
He had a mission he could not fail. He had to kidnap Hyuga Hinata.
It was all part of his master's plan.
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Orochimaru's Story-Orochimaru's Threesome
Summary: Slightly AU- Oro, Tsuna, and Jiraiya are taking the Chunin Exams. Orochimaru meets a very sexy woman and has a threesome. Not a lemon.
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Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and Tsunade walked through the Forest of Death, searching for enemy ninja they could fight. They had in their possession, an Earth Scroll. To pass the exam, they needed a Heaven Scroll.
They found one, lying on the ground.
"Don't grab it," Orochimaru warned the idiotic Jiraiya.
But the future Sannin was an idiot and he idiotically picked up the scroll anyway, like an idiot, springing the enemies' obvious trap that was so obvious only an idiot would fall for it.
They fell from the sky, thousands of Senbon that would have pierced Jiraiya's flesh painfully, had it not been for the awesome and talented Orochimaru.
Orochimaru, whose skills were surpassed only by his intelligence and good looks, was able to blocked them all with his awesome and powerful Rashoman Summoning Technique.
Three enemy ninja appeared, two ugly guys and a very sexy older woman. She was in her early twenties.
"Sorry children," said ugly ninja number one, "but we have to kill you."
The sexy kunoichi betrayed her teammates and knocked them unconscious. "You are really cute," she said to Orochimaru. "How old are you?"
"Fifteen," he answered. "Okay you're old enough. Want to do it?"
"Sorry, but I love Tsunade," he said.
"You do?" Gasped Tsunade, "I love you too." She tossed her arms around Orochimaru and kissed him. "I know, why don't we have a threesome?"She suggested.
"I like it," said the enemy Kunoichi. "What about you Orochimaru?"
"Of course I like it because I am straight and it is one of the gretest fantasies of a straight man to have a threesome with two women."
The End
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Wait, if Senbon rained from the sky, how did the Rashoman block them? And what is up with the writing style? Orochimaru, straight? Yeah right. The only threesome he wants to have is with Kabuto and Sasuke!
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"If I ever meet you," Orochimaru whispered in the darkness, "Rest assured I will kill you!"
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Namahagetecno snuck into Konoha, it was a simple enough task. With his abilities, nobody noticed him at all.
He adjusted the headband at his waist, so that it ran diagonally instead of straight. The book engraved in it displayed his allegiance clearly. He was from the Village Hidden in the Words.
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Hinata wasn't sure if her story was any good, so she tried to take her mind off it by preparing some tea. She prepared seven glasses of tea. One for her father, one for Neji who was busy training, one for Lee and one for Tenten, for they had both come to watch Neji train. She of course made one for herself thus leaving just two more to make, for her teammates Kiba and Shino who had come to visit her.
She had no idea that she was about to be attacked.
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Lee sighed, he had been trying to write a good story, but could not think of anything to write. 'I want to move people to tears,' he thought.
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Naruto let out a sigh. 'This really is good,' he thought. He added From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin to his favorite stories. He had only finished the first chapter, but he realized how much better this author was then him. "I want to write something this good, but how?" He wasn't expecting anyone to answer, but someone did.
"I can help you," said a familiar voice. "But first you must delete that last story you wrote, it was the worst of them all. The others can remain, but you have to delete this one. Hurry before he reviews it."
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Naruto' Story-Sasuke's Bad Day
One day Sasuke was going for a walk when he stepped in some doggy poo. A dog ran up and bit him in the privates. He fell to the ground in pain then the rain came. He was covered in mud. Then lightning came and hit him, so he died. Sakura found the body and cried but Naruto comforted her with a kiss, they fell in love, the end!
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Naruto decided to delete all his stories.
They sucked anyway.
"So tell me," he said, "how are you still alive?"
"Why does it matter?" Asked Haku.
"Because you were dead," Naruto answered.
"So?"
"Well, how did you come back to life?" Naruto asked suspiciously.
"I was dead and I came back to life, can't you just be happy for me?" Haku frowned. "Listen, I need your help. I'm waging my own war against Yaoi, and so is Zabuza. But I have my own personal battle to fight against this thing called 'Fem-Haku.'"
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Hinata let out a scream when she saw the teen running toward her. She was startled; she never expected to someone to attack her in her own home. After taking a moment to adjust, she put the tray of teacups down and prepared to fight. However, she wasn't alone, Hiashi, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino were all there to help.
Namahagetecno smiled, 'this will barely be a challenge.'
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To Be Continued!
A/N: Kiba's story is next!
After that we'll get to see Namahagetecno fight!
I'm not that great with action scenes, so wish me luck!
Naruto: This chapter wasn't that funny.
DtecnoKira: I know. Anyway, starting soon, we'll introduce a storyline that will move away from faux fanfiction for a very short time. Don't worry, it should still be funny.
Namahagetecno: I can summon ninja cows into battle, is that funny enough?