Author's Note: IMPORTANT! There is no faux fanfiction in this chapter. Instead, I will be moving the plot forward. We have now entered the Hinata Rescue Arc (She doesn't need rescuing yet, but she will soon.)

Don't worry; everyone will be all right. If I do hurt or kill anyone, they WILL RECOVER FULLY by the end of the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

DtecnoKira: Thanks for the reviews! I apologize if I get any jutsu names wrong, I tried using a search engine, but I couldn't find anything good.

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Spidey3000

Poor Naruto! He should get some instructions on writing Fanfiction from Haku! And let me guess: Namahagetecno was sent to kill Hinata for the yaoi fangirls, who don't want Naruto or Sasuke to have any potential love interests. And I hope Hinata kicks some arse hole in the next chapter! I can't wait to see Kiba's story! Update soon!

DtecnoKira: Well, it should be up by now. As for Namahagetecno's purposes, they should become apparent in a few chapters. As for Naruto getting lessons, that was Haku's entire plan. As for Hinata kicking arse, you'll have to wait a little longer. Namahagetecno is a very powerful enemy. Rest assured though, she will get her chance.

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NarutoXXObsessed

Ok...um, I'm sorry if I am over-reacting...and for writing in caps, I know how some people hate that...but...
I LOVED IT! AND ALL THE OTHERS TOO! gives cookies Yay! It's really really funny, and the stories are very nice! I really reall yreall hope you write more! Pretty please? puppy eyes
Alrighty then, hehe. It was awesome, great job!

DtecnoKira: Thanx! As for caps, I don't mind them. I love reviews! So long as they're not flames.

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Tsukiyomaru
That was very good. I love this pairing and you did a great job with writing it.

Hinata: Thank you, I love this pairing too.

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Crud, I don't know the original name of Neji's Shippuden attack, I'll be using the American manga's name for the attack.

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Namahagetecno looked around at the enemies surrounding him: Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Akamaru, Neji, Tenten, Lee, and Hiashi. He smiled, thinking the fight would be fun. Neji was the first to attack, using his 8 Trigrams Air Palm technique. Namahagetecno leapt over the attack, landing on one foot. He spun around, sweeping Hinata's feet out from under her.

Hinata pushed up against the ground as she fell, bouncing herself back up. "Byakugan!" She cried, activating her Kekkei Genkai just like her father and cousin had.

Neji, Hinata, and Hiashi surrounded the invader and all thrust their palms forth. Namahagetecno quickly leaned backwards, letting Hinata and Neji's hands slide past him. He reached forward, grabbing Neji and Hinata's arms with his left hand and Hiashi's with his right. Using their arms as leverage, Namahagetecno launched himself into the air, back flipping onto the grass.

His opponents followed him.

Namahagetecno smiled, "Ninja Art: Chains of Chaos!" Three black chains snaked out of the ground, surrounding the entire group. The chains lunged forward, trying to strike. The ninja all leapt into the air easily, but they separated from each other. The chains chased after Hinata.

"Akamaru, let's go!" Cried Kiba. "Man Beast Clones!" Kiba got down on all fours and Akamaru transformed himself into a clone of his partner, turning the two into exact copies of each other. "Fang Over Fang!"

The two allies attacked their target from opposite directions, expecting to tear right though him. Namahagetecno planted his feet firmly on the ground and thrust his hands out, stopping Kiba and Akamaru in their tracks. He tossed them aside with a flick of his wrists.

Lee watched in disbelief. 'How was he able to stop Akamaru and Kiba like that? This guy is tough; I'll need to do everything I can to win.' Lee dropped his weights onto the ground, charging toward Namahagetecno, "Leaf Hurricane!" He tried to hit Namahagetecno with his infamous kick attack, but the intruder simply blocked it with the palm of his hand, pushing Lee back.

'He reminds me of those overpowered OC's in fanfiction,' thought Neji. 'I think they were called 'Mary-Sues,' weren't they? No, the men are Gary-Stu's.' Neji tried to formulate a plan in his head. "8 Trigrams 256 Palms!" His hands flew as quickly as light, but Namahgetecno dodged them easily, as if he was playing a children's game. Neji couldn't even graze him.

Hinata fought off the chains that tried to ensnare her, but they would not relent. 'What does he want with me?' She wondered.

"Who are you?" Demanded Hiashi. "And what do you want with my daughter?"

Namahagetecno frowned. "I'm going to take her with me; it is my master's orders. As for who I am, my name is Namahagetecno."

"What does your master want with Hinata?" Neji growled.

Namahagetecno smiled this time, answering somewhat playfully, "That isn't for you to know just yet."

Tenten pulled out the end of her scroll, sending her weapons flying. Kunai, shuriken, scythes, and the like all poured out of the scroll. Namhagetecno bowed politely and caught a scythe in midair, using it to knock the other weapons away. "Thank you for the weapon," he said politely.

"You're welcome," she said in return. "But I'll be taking it back now," she tugged on a nearly invisible chakra thread, yanking the scythe away. She leapt into the air, pulling all the weapons with her for a second strike.

Namahagetecno's face was calm as the wave of weaponry fell upon him. "Ninja Art," he whispered, "Divine Influence."

A wave of nausea hit Tenten. She fell to the ground, holding her stomach in pain. She dropped all her weapons, unable to attack with them. She used what little energy she could muster to dismiss her weapons in a puff of smoke, not wanting Namahagetecno to turn them against her friends.

"Are you alright?" Neji asked.

Lee was worried about Tenten as well, but he turned his concern to anger, opening five of the eight inner gates. "What did you do to Tenten?" He roared, circling Namahagetecno quickly. "Ura Renge- Reverse Lotus!" He approached Namahagetecno from behind, intending to hit him with his most powerful technique.

Namahagetecno caught Lee by the wrist and tossed him aside easily.

Leaping toward Neji, Namahagetecno threw several rounds of ninja stars. Neji caught all the shuriken easily, and saw the roundhouse kick just as easily. "Kaiten!" He initiated his ultimate defensive technique, emitting chakra from his entire body and spinning rapidly. He intended to repel the attacker, but instead got caught in the chest by Namahagetecno's roundhouse kick.

Nobody could believe the Kaiten had been bested.

Hiashi took the stage. "8 Trigrams Endless Palms!" He cried, initiating the legendary attack. It was said that the attack would last until the enemy was defeated, but Namahagetecno would not allow either of Hiashi's palms the chance to touch him. But Hiashi wouldn't let up, and gave Namahagetecno no chance to escape.

"Ninja Art: Divine Influence!" He cried out once more. A lightning bolt fell from the sky, aimed at Hiashi.

The elite leader of the Hyuga clan had to leap backward to dodge the attack.

Then came the swarm.

While Namahgetecno focused on Hiashi, Shino's insects had snuck up behind him. They moved forward far too quickly for him to react, swallowing his body into their mass. When the insects departed, all they left was a wooden log.

'Substitution,' thought Hiashi. 'Then where's the real one.'

Everyone turned to see Namahagetecno, with Hinata in his hands.

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To be continued

Hinta: So I'm being kidnapped?

DtecnoKira: Don't worry, you'll be okay. I promise they'll rescue you after a few chapters!

Hinata: How many is a few?

DtecnoKira: Depends on the reviews. I want to know if the readers want me to focus on this storyline for a little while, or alternate between your rescue and the faux fanfiction.

Naruto: The story is called Naruto Online. It's aNaruto fanfiction. How come I'm not in this chapter?

DtecnoKira: Relax, you will be in it soon.