Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

DtecnoKira: I've switched this from Humor/Parody to Humor/Romance for now, just to see what other kinds of readers I get. I'll be changing the category every so often from now on.

Choji: Weird time to switch to romance, considering its all action right now.

DtecnoKira: For more stories about Naruto characters writing Fanfiction, check out Konoha Invades Fanfiction! by LuigiFreak. You can find it under my Favorite Stories on my Profile page. While you're there, be sure to check out some other stories too.

Anyway, I'm a little confused about Sai. Is he still a part of ANBU? I know Roots got disbanded, but I'm not sure if he is or isn't part of the regular ANBU. For the intents and purposes of this story, he shall be.

DtecnoKira: I apologize for my author's notes in this chapter and for neji's joke (You'll see.) If you think I should avoid this kind of humor, let me know in a review (please do so kindly) and I'll try my best. Please note that I will be inserting myself as a character soon. I know a lot of people hate that but it is very important to the plot line. I also apologize if Orochimaru's penname, OrochimaruisNOTgay, is taken.

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The Tãietorul de Suflet shone brightly in Namahagetecno's hand as he tightened his grip on the weapon. Hyuga Hiashi looked the invader directly in the eyes. "Leave now and I shall spare you," Hiashi said dramatically. Namahagetecno stood his ground, his will unwavering.

"First Movement- Linden Rei!" Namahagetecno cried out, bringing the weapon down. He unleashed a wave of blue chakra upon Hiashi, enough to tear through the ground, creating a large fissure.

'This is going to be terrible for the Hyuga estate,' Hiashi thought to himself. "Kaiten!" Using his chakra as a shield, he rotated quickly, bouncing the attack away from himself. The wave of blue chakra dispersed, creating several large trenches in the yard. "It will take more than that to beat a Hyuga."

"It will take more than a pitiful overrated defense to beat me," warned Namahagetecno. He grabbed a few shuriken from his holster and threw them toward Tenten.

'Is he mocking me?' The Kunoichi wondered. 'With all the attacks he has, he's using shuriken against me?' She countered with her own shuriken, straight from the scroll. Instead of the shuriken negating each other and falling to the ground as they normally would, Namahagetecno's shuriken sliced through Tenten's. The Kunoichi was stunned by this and almost forgot to jump. She leapt into the air at the last second, avoiding the attack. She jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire, Namahagetecno was at her side in a fraction of a second.

Tenten tried to manipulate her body in midair to block Namahage's attack, but she couldn't turn quickly enough. She felt his foot slam into her back, knocking her to the ground.

One thing confused Neji. 'Why didn't he aim that attack at Tenten, Lee, Kiba, or Shino? They'd have no way of blocking it.'

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Sai let out a sigh (A/N: My favorite pun.)

Sakura: Who cares about your author's note? Stick with the story!

DtecnoKira: Sheesh, okay, stop interrupting!

Sai let out a sigh as he tried to make a decision, start an ask fic or continue the interviews. He was a powerful ninja, but doing both seemed a bit overwhelming. 'No,' he thought. 'I can handle the challenge.'

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Sai's Interview Story

PH: Okay I'm back again. Today we will be interviewing one of the most popular and well loved characters in the series, Sai!

Sai: Thank you for having me on this show.

PH: Not at all, it is a pleasure to have you here.

Sai: Please note that all questions relating to my duties as a member of ANBU or of the disbanded Roots organization will have to go unanswered, because that is top-secret information.

PH: So what can you tell us about yourself?

Sai: Well…….i…… I like to draw.

PH: Is that it?

Sai: Well, I'm trying to make friends, but that doesn't seem to be going well.

PH: Care to elaborate?

Sai: Once when Naruto was frightened, I tried to comfort him by gently placing my hand on his shoulder, but he was offended, I don't know why.

PH: It must be because he's weird. Now, lots of people see your constant talking about Naruto's as a sign of your homosexuality. How would you like to respond to that?

Sai: That's stupid.

PH: Care to elaborate?

Sai: No, it's just stupid. I'm not gay, they are.

PH: Yes, they are. You are clearly straight. I have no idea where anyone got the idea that any Naruto character is gay…well, Kabuto and Orochimaru I can understand.

Sai: Sasuke acts pretty gay to, running off to be with his beloved Orochimaru.

Sakura: Hey! Sasuke is not gay! Shannaro!

PH: Quick, run! It's the angry (bleep) of the West!

(We are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please return later.)

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Sai got started on another document!

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Sai's Ask Fic!

Penname Here: Okay, welcome to my first ask fic.

Go ahead and hit the review button and leave your questions here. Don't expect any serious answers though, but I'll try to make them funny……..any tips?

Oh, and the first guests of our story will be Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke! We'll do a different set of guests each chapter, and once in a while we'll bring back old guests for readers who missed out the first time around.

So hit review and ask us your questions, you know you want to!

Naruto: This is boring, I'm going to IchiRaku.

Sasuke: yeah, This is pointless!

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DtecnoKira: The rules for asking questions will be presented at the END of this chapter.

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Lee took out the small ball of chocolate. 'Gai-sensei, I must protect my friends.' He removed the foil wrapper and swallowed the chocolate candy whole, his face distorted with disgust. 'You said this could help in life threatening situations, and Hinata-chan's life is in danger.'

He had no idea the chocolate was made with saké.

Lee felt his body turn limp (A/N: I'm 18 I've never been drunk, I don't know how to describe it, OKAY? Leave me alone j/k) His mind grew hazy as the actions he took turned to a more fluid form of fighting. He charged toward Namahagetecno with a goofy look on his face. "What're you being SO MEAN for?" –Hiccup- "You should just go a LEAVE US ALONE!"

His fists and legs flew at such awesome speed that Namahagetecno barely had time to dodge. The invader struggled to keep balance as his body twisted and turned. 'This is harder than I thought,' Namahagetecno wasn't worried though. He had faith all would go well.

Neji watched in amazement. 'Lee's opened five gates, removed his weights, and gotten drunk! This has never happened before….at least not in the current cannon. Who knows what could happen later, which would still be before now.'

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Sakura: That was a lame joke, having Sasuke reference the manga.

Naruto: Yeah.

Naota: I agree.

Naruto: What are you doing here?

Sakura: Yeah! When did this become an FLCL X-Over?

Disclaimer: I don't own FLCL

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Orochimaru read the story by Penname Here with disgust.

He left an angry flame.

OrochimaruisNOTgay

Are you crazy? You are an idiot! Kabuto and Orochimaru are not gay! You are stupid, I am never reading your stories again!

Penname Here responded very quickly.

Like I care if you read my stories or not. By the way, Orochimaru is super gay!

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Lee continued his flurry of attacks as Namahagetecno continued to dodge. 'This is insane,' thought the invader. Things weren't going quite as he had expected. 'I have to do something. I can't believe they've forced me to go this far. I have to use my next attack!'

Namahagetecno leapt backwards and held out his in front of him. The tip of the blade rested comfortably against the palm of his left hand. "Second Movement!" He cried. "Timp Limită Încuiat Inimă!" A blue wave of light washed over Lee, freezing him in place for just a second. It was enough for Namahagetecno to pierce his heart.

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Orochimaru received the reply. Thus did begin the flame war.

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OrochimaruisNOTgay

You are (bleep) retarded Sai is super gay. Orochimaru is straight. Just because he is a bishie that doesn't mean he is gay.

Penname Here

Sai isn't gay you're insane. And Orochimaru-staright? Maybe as straight as the letter S. Oro is definitely gay, you're in denial.

OrochimaruisNOTgay

Go to Hell, you suck. Sai is gay. He looked at Naruto's (bleep).

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Lee fell to the ground in pain. Though the sword had pierced his heart, there was no wound. "My blade does not cut; it simply steals your stamina and chakra. But don't think that means my attacks aren't deadly," he warned them. "If you let my Linden Rei hit you, rest assured you'll be in a body bag soon after."

Neji thought quickly, 'We'll need help.' He turned to Tenten, "Throw as many of your Kunai into the sky as high as you can."

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Haku and Naruto saw Tenten's Kunai flying over the Hyuga estate. "That must be a distress signal," Haku surmised, we need to help!"

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TBC

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Rules for Sai's Ask fic.

Type something along the lines of Question for Sai's Story in the review.

Tell me whom you are asking the question.

Remember, you are not supposed to know that Penname Here is actually Sai, so treat him like a normal author.

I'll do the second chapter of the ask story either when I have enough reviews to make a chapter, or when enough time has elapsed. The regular story will remain unaffected by the number of reviews and proceed as planned.

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A/N: Don't forget to check out my forum!