A/N: I wrote this after I watched the Pats lose to the Giants in the Super Bowl. I was rooting for the Pats. In case you don't know, the Go City Comets is the NFL team for Go City in my KPTV Universe. I figured it would okay to use them for this chapter of "Tonights Top Ten"

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David Letterman leaned back in his chair and looked over at his co-host slash sidekick, Paul Schaffer.

"So, Paul, as we all know, we've been doing Kim Possible related Top Ten lists, Its been our way to celebrate the show and everything that came from it," Dave said to Paul.

"And I've just loved the lists that have come up from that theme, they have all been really funny," Paul replied.

"Also, as we all know, Kim Possible has been known to spend a fair amount of time in Go City, home of Team Go and the NFL team the Go City Comets," Dave said.

"Oh, hey, I love the Comets, to bad they lost the Super Bowl last night, I was really pulling for them," said Paul.

"That's right, they did lose the Super Bowl, and that leads us into this," Dave said, and then grabbed a card off his desk, holding it high in the air, "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list!"

The audience cheered as Paul and his band started to play the music for the top ten list, while a computer animated short of the numbers one through ten came out of a football tunnel, like they were starting a game.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma, Top Ten Go City Comets excuses," Dave said and flipped the card over.

"Go City excuses? Oh! As to why they didn't win the Super Bowl! I got it!" Paul said.

"Yeah, the top ten Go City Comets excuses, here we go. Number ten: Was to distracted by the fact that owner Martin Smarty insisted on wearing a jock strap in our locker room."

"Number nine: Kim Possible tried to be our head coach."

"Number eight: Scared at how big the guys on the other team were."

"Number seven: Who cares about the game? M.C. Honey is doing the half time show, yo!"

"Number six: Didn't really wanna hoist a big trophy above our heads."

"Number five: Thought it would be a good time to try out our Miami Dolphins impression."

"Number four: What? You mean it isn't best two out of three?"

"Number three: Swore the coach for the other team slipped the ref a twenty."

"Number two: Inspirational call from Letterman wasn't very inspiring."

"Now wait a minute, I gave a darn good speech," Dave said before continuing on.

"And the number one Go City Comets excuse: Who cares? We're all rich anyways!"

"There you have it, tonight's top ten, we'll be right back with Patrick Warburton," Dave said before the show cut away to commercial.

A/N: Just a quick little reminder to you all that the Fannies are just around the corner. The second round of voting has started, and I'm in three, THREE catigories (Best Songfic, Best K/R, and Best Crossover). So be sure to head on over to the forum "Kim Possible Discussion" and let your voice be heard by voting for the authors that were skilled enough to make it to the second round!