Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
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And more thanks to everyone else who visited as well.
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Oh yeah, Orochimaru is discovering the joys of 1337!
Please note that I'm not experienced with ask fics, so I'm not sure how to give the funniest response. I'll be working on it though, and the ask fic should be up sometime soon.
SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING SASUKE'S STORY
Sasuke is writing a oneshot, but he's taking his time. I will post different pieces of the oneshot during different chapters.
Now, I have a question. Once it is done, should I post a completed version of it as a new chapter?
Well, on with the story.
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Sai read his reviews. 'Well, the first chapter was meant to be about Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura only, but I think I'll just include everyone at once. And what's with this question? Why don't I say Vagina more often? Why would I want to say that? I could offend someone and they could call me a sexist. sakura would kill me. Besides, it's much more fun to talk about Naruto's (Bleep). It's just so fun to tease him about it.' Sai read more questions. Mione asked Sasuke if he was gay, I'm sure I can give Sasuke an angry reaction and make it funny. Should I have Itachi respond to Spidey's question? That would mean I'd have Spoilers in my story just to answer one question, and I could lose reviewers. Wow, do I really talk about Naruto's (Bleep) that much?'
One review stood out more than the others did, a flame from OrochimaruisNOTgay.
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OrochimaruisNOTgay
U 5uck Penname Here. URA 1cl107. 13u7 1 w111 b3 n1c3 and a5k UA qu35710n.
Orochimaru, YRU so 4w350m3. U pwn 3v3r31. U Rox! Orochimaru-dono UR 734 6r347357! 174CI-I1 U 607 pwn3d!
(Translation)
You suck, Penname Here. You are an idiot. But I will be nice and ask you a question. Orochimaru, why are you so awesome. You pwn everyone. You rock. Lord Orochimaru, you are the greatest.
Itachi, you got pwned.
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'My God,' thought Sai. 'The idiot's learned leet. This could be disastrous.'
He typed his response.
Speak properly, bakatare-teme!
If you don't like me bashing the pedophile, then don't read what I write! Do you even have a life?
Sai was normally not one to get so emotional, but he didn't know any other was do deal with an annoying reviewer. He hadn't yet learned how to block them.
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OrochimaruisNOTgay
Y35 I 1-14V3 4 L1F3! UR 731-1 1 W171-1 no L1F3!
(Translation)
Yes, I have a life. You're the one with no life.
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Sai hit a few buttons on the keyboard, typing an angry response.
Orochimaru probably had a threesome with Sasuke ad Kabuto.
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OrochimaruisNOTgay
Sai pr0b4b1Y 1-14cl 4 350m3 w171-1 54564Y 4ncl N4ru70.
(Translation)
Sai probably had a threesome with Sasgay and Naruto.
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Sasuke began to type his story.
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Sasuke's Story- Four Ninja Left
Summary
Four ninja left the village that day. Three returned. ??xSakura. Warning: Character Death.
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It started just like any other day. It was a simple mission for the four-man squad. Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, and Sakura were told to transport a load of goods from the Leaf Village to the Cave Village. The two had recently formed an alliance and this was a sign of goodwill from the Leaf.
It was just an ordinary mission. It should have been nothing. How could a mission so simple in nature be a problem for three of the village's greatest ninja?
The four ninja never expected things to go so horribly wrong.
Four ninja left the village, but only three were destined to return.
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"Naruto, slow down," complained Sakura.
The orange ninja had excitedly run ahead of the group. "Come on, Sakura-chan," he said to the pink haired Jonin. "You're a ninja, can't you keep up?" He teased playfully.
"Not even ninja can run that fast with all the cargo we've got," explained Sakura.
It was an ordinary mission. Naruto was acting like an idiot, Sakura was scolding him, and Sasuke tried to ignore the stupidity.
Sai read from his little book. "When two of your friends are arguing, try not to take sides. Try to get them to see each others points of view." He turned to the bickering ninja. "Sakura, Naruto's just a little excited. We are going to a newly formed village after all. And Naruto, can't you slow down a bit, we're not as fast as you." He tried to compliment Naruto, thinking it would help.
"I'm just as fast as Naruto," Sakura complained, "But I just don't feel like wasting my energy. What if enemy ninja attack?"
"Right, sorry Sakura," Sai apologized.
"Who cares if enemy ninja attack," Naruto joked. "I'll beat them all before you can blink!"
"And when Naruto-kun is getting his ass handed to him, I'll save him, just like in the old days." Sasuke replied.
Naruto frowned at his rival.
They had no idea of the disaster they were heading towards.
Four ninja left that day but only three would return.
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Satisfied with what he had written so far, Sasuke saved his work and took a break, deciding to read some fanfiction.
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Shikamaru still hadn't written anything, he was far too lazy. He had instead decided to read a few stories.
'Shougi by Gabubi-baka, ... sounds interesting,' he thought. He read the story, it was short but it was really good. Good enough to make the lazy ass ninja write an actual review.
I like your story.
It wasn't much, but it was still a review from the lazy ass Shikamaru. If he can do it, why do so many people have trouble hitting that review button?
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Sakura: Stop begging for reviews, it annoys people!
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Sai tried to think of another interview to write. He wanted to wait to see if he could get a few more reviews for his ask fic, but he wanted to continue the interview story. Unfortunately, he had writer's block. Therefore, he instead decided to write a truth or dare story.
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Naruto and Haku burst into the Hyuga estate, ready to leap into action.
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To Be Continued!
Okay, I'll try to have the Truth or dare Story up soon. The As fic should be up soon as well, as soon as I can think of some funny responses.
Sorry its so short, the net one should be longer.
Which do you want first. The Truth or Dare story or more of the battle against Namahagetecno?