Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Sorry but I'm too lazy to proof read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…..or Boogiepop.
DtecnoKira: Okay, today, the first battle against Namahagetecno should come to an end.
The Truth or Dare Story should be up soon. Truth be told, I'm struggling with all three of Sai's stories, same with Hinata, Kiba, Sasuke, and Choji's. But I plan to continue them eventually.
Naruto: That's because you suck.
Author's Note: Just a friendly reminder to everyone at my forum, thanks for visiting, but don't forget, you are allowed to create your own topics, even ones to talk about your own Naruto stories!
Awesome, this story has been C2ed! Thanks, LuigiFreak!
NOTES REGARDING THE ASK STORY
All questions for the ask story must now be posted in the forum, so that they're easier to find.
Sorry if I forgot any questions, they're so hard to keep track of.
Also, regarding the Namahagetecno story line- It is not a faux fanfiction. To spice things up I added a second story line besides the fanfiction one. Don't worry, I'm
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Namahagetecno engaged Naruto in a staring contest. "So the hero has finally arrived," he stated mockingly.
Naruto, though having only just arrived, immediately understood the situation. This creep was attacking, and he was pwning everyone. Naruto couldn't stand to see his friends in danger.
Namahagetecno pointed his sword at Naruto. "Hinata, if you value the life of this boy, than come with me now."
Hinata pondered her choice for mere moments before she spoke out. "I'd do anything to protect my friends, but giving myself up to save Naruto is like saying I have no faith in him! He's the future Hokage, there's no way he'd lose to you!"
Naruto was already sure he'd win, but Hinata's words instilled even more confidence in the young ninja. A smile broke out on his face.
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"Master, for what purpose did you create Mary-Sue?" Marty asked. "Namahagetecno is strong enough isn't he? There isn't a soul alive who could beat him. Sure the members of the Akatsuki are tough, but they've all died recently, wiped out by a strange epidemic of heart attacks."
"You're wrong," said the master. "Naruto is strong enough to beat Namahage-dono. Some people may not realize it, but Naruto is a really powerful warrior, and he grows stronger every day. He may not show the strategic brilliance of Shikamaru, but he can formulate plans in the middle of a fight, plans strong enough to defeat any foe. He did beat Neji during the Chunin Exams after all. Now please, stop calling me master."
"As you wish, BoogiepopShippuden."
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Naruto: So this is the self-insert?
Me: Yeah.
Sakura: You're the evil villain?
Me: Yeah.
Sakura: Shannaro!
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Sai let out a sigh as he completed his next chapter. He hoped Sakura would understand that it was all in the sake of humor. 'I hope nobody minds the Spoilers, I better add a warning to the summary.'
Sai's Ask Fic
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PH: Thank you all for being here today.
Naruto: Yeah, I'm here, just like you said, now where's the ramen I was promised?
PH: There isn't any!
Naruto: WTH! You ass! I want my ramen!
PH: Relax, if you are a good boy and do everything I say, then I'll treat you to IchiRaku when this is all over.
Naruto: IchiRaku, yay! The only thing I love more than ramen is Sakura-chan!
Sakura: Shut up Naruto!
PH: That brings us to one of our first questions, Sakura, why are you such a to Naruto. He's only trying to be nice to you and you go ballistic!
Sakura: Shannaro! I'm gonna kill you!
-Sakura begins chasing PennameHere around the room-
PH: Leave me alone, crazy psychopath, it was just a question. One of our readers wanted to know!
Sakura: Oh yeah, I demand you tell me who!
PH: I refuse to endanger the safety of my readers!
Sakura: Tell me or I'll crush your (bleep) !
PH: Okay, okay, it was BoogiepopShippuden.
Sakura: BoogiepopShippuden, if I ever see you, you're dead!
PH: Okay, the next one is for, Sasuke. Are you really gay, or do you just act like it?
Sasuke reaches out to begin choking PennameHere.
Sasuke: Tell me.
PH: Ttell yyyou wha?
Sasuke: Who asked that question! I will kill him and feed him his own heart.
PH: Ccraaap, ifff I diiie, ththen nooo, raaa.
Naruto: Sasuke-teme, let him go or else I won't get any ramen.
-Naruto falls on all fours as two tails and ears made of chakra begin to appear-
-Sasuke let's go of PennameHere-
PH: Crap, I can't afford the repairs I would need if Naruto goes berserk, guess its time to ask the next question. Sasuke, someone wants to know this. If the Mangekyo Sharingan can control biju, can you control Naruto? Boogiepop wants to know.
Sasuke: Let's find out! Mangekyo Sharingan!
Naruto begins to do the chicken dance.
Sasuke: I guess I can.
Sakura: Of course you can! Sasuke-kun is so awesome.
PH: The next question is from Spidey3000, for Sasuke. he wants to know if you know about Kakashi's Mangekyo?
Sasuke: Who cares if he has the Mangekyo…mine is better!
Sasuke runs to the emo corner.
Naruto: What's up with him.
PH: I suspect that he's upset that Kakashi was able to learn the Mangekyo Sharingan, even though he couldn't.
Naruto: I thought he did.
PH: Nope, it was just a gift from his big brother, isn't that so sweet? Anyway, Spidey had a comment for Itachi and advice for Orochimaru, so we're going to try to find a way to bring their ghosts back in the next chapter. The next question is for Sai, people want to know why you're obsessed with male organs, and why you don't talk about female organs more.
Sai: No comment.
PH: I was afraid that might happen. Ibiki, take him away.
-Ibiki appears to drag Sai away for an interrogation-
PH: Hopefully we'll have an answer by next chapter. Next is oh crap, IBIKI, DON"T FORGET TO ASK ABOUT ROOT! Sorry about that, someone wants to know how Sai got into Root. Okay, kagescorpion wants to know if I think Naruto can defeat the Akatsuki, wait, is he asking me or someone else, I can't tell.
Naruto: Is that even a question! Of course I'll defeat them! I've already pwned the guy with five hearts, what-was-his-name, Kookyzoo?
PH: Okay, mewmewgodess wants to ask Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura all the same question Which character do you think is gay.
Naruto: Orochimaru and Kabuto.
Sakura: Definitely those two.
Sasuke: ………………
PH: (Sigh) He's still in his emo corner. Anyway, she said besides those two, because it's so obvious they're gay.
Sakura: Then the entire Akatsuki. They all wear purple nail polish, they've got to be gay! Well, except Konan, if she really is a girl.
Naruto: Definitely Sasuke.
Sasuke: Chidori!
Naruto: Yeek, it was a joke, Sasuke-kun!
PH: Well, at least you're finally out of the emo corner.
Sasuke: You're the gay one. That's why you want to be a girl!
PH: Okay, Sasuke, someone wants to know if you think Neji is the anti-straight.
Sasuke: What the hell is the anti-straight?
PH: I guess it means gay.
Sasuke: Well, Neji isn't gay, that much I know. I've seen him walking around the woman's bath, with his Byakugan turned on. I'm pretty sure he was turned on too.
PH: Okay, Sakura, if you had to dye your hair pink or blue, what would you do?
Sakura: What!? My hair is naturally pink! Why would I die it pink? Or blue?
PH: Naruto, what if you had to go a whole day without wearing orange?
Naruto: I dunno, I like orange, but I don't need to wear it. Nothing big would happen.
PH: Okay, I think this is the last one. Naruto, why do people think Sasuke can beat you, even though you could have killed Orochimaru, or something like that.
Sasuke: Because I can beat Naruto and I did beat Orochimaru!
PH: The question wasn't for you.
Naruto: Well let them think that, because I'm getting stronger every day! One day I'll be the greatest ninja ever known. I'm going to be the Sixth Hokage!
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Sai felt like ending the chapter with a parting message that spoke of hope. He prayed that he hadn't forgotten anyone, and hoped that he got positive reviews.
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"Can Naruto really beat Namahagetecno?" Marty asked.
"Not yet," answered BoogiepopShippuden, "But one day soon, he shall be strong enough."
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Naruto charged toward Namahagetecno, creating four shadow clones.
Namahagetecno smiled, slicing through two clones, sucking up their chakra. The clones went poof. Two more clones attacked from behind, but Namahagetecno was too quick for Naruto.
The real body fell from above, ready to strike. Namahagetecno took a step back, avoiding Naruto's attack completely. "My master is expecting me soon, its time to end this. Third Movement-Lunã Albã."
A bright flash of white light enveloped Naruto, and he felt his body slashed from all angles. He fell to the ground, defeated.
Namahagetecno vanished for a fraction of a second, reappearing at Hinata's side. "It is time for us to go," he said. He grabbed the girl, and they both vanished.
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TBC
The next chapter should be the truth or dare story.
Please review.
Edit: 5/24
I fixed some typos.
PH: Crap, I can't afford the repairs I would need if Naruto goes berserk, guess its time to ask the next question. Sasuke, someone wants to know this. If the Mangekyo Sharingan can control biju, can you control Naruto? Boogiepop wants to know.
I now realize the redundancy of saying bothe, "someone wants to know," and "Boogiepop wants to know" but I feel like leaving this line as is.