A/N: Well, here we go again with another top ten list. This one is in honor of the Fannies, which will be "airing" this Saturday as of 2/18/08

Disclaimer: Disney has a deathgrip on Kim Possible, and World Wide Pants maintains a strong control over "The Late Show"

Special thanks to Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, Captain IT, Warbird, Darkonis Aurous, and Desslock3 for their reviews. Badical!

David Letterman leaned back in his chair behind his desk and looked over to the leader of the CBS Orchestra, Paul Shaffer.

"You know Paul, The Fannies are coming this Saturday, and all the biggest writers of the Kim Possible fanfic world are going to be there," Dave said.

"I know," replied Paul, "I've got my money on Slyrr to win Best Villian and MrDrP to take home best K/R."

"Well, yeah, if you want to go with the easy picks, but what about Best Songfic or Best Crossover?" Dave asked.

"Oh, on those I'm picking Ran Hakubi to win best cross over and Star-Eva01 to take home best songfic," Paul replied.

"You know, I hear one of our writers is going to be presenting a Fannie," Dave said.

"Oh, so one finally escaped from the dungeon, huh?" Paul asked, getting a couple of laughs from the audience.

"Yeah, it's the same guy who sends us the Kim Possible related Top Ten lists," Dave replied.

"Oh, well, good for him," Paul said.

"Yeah, but he'll come crawling back, they all do," Dave said and then reached onto his desk, picking up a card and holding it high into the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's Top Ten list."

Paul gave the cue to the band to start the music for the list, while on a screen set up for the audience, the numbers one through ten paraded around a Golden Ruffie.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma. Tonight's list: Top ten signs that your fic isn't going to win a Fannie,"

"C'mon now Dave, that isn't very nice," Paul said.

"Well, lets face it Paul, as much as we'd like it, not everybody can take home a Fannie," Dave said, then flipped the card around in his hand. "Top ten signs your fic isn't going to win a Fannie, here we go. Number ten: That guy that everybody flames? He flamed your story."

"Number nine: The only person to nominated you in the first round of votes was that weird girl that talks about the birds in her hair."

"Number eight: You sent your story off to Letterman for a beta."

"Now wait a minute here," Dave said before continuing the list.

"Number seven: All of your reviews are from people begging you to stop."

"Number six: Your fic? 'Kim and Ron had sex. The End'"

"Number five: You've been getting job offers from porn e-mail spammers."

"Number four: Your story has been posted for six months. Total number of hits? Two."

"Number three: I'm sorry, there is no number three. Writer is off winning a Fannie."

"Number two: Letterman asked you to be on his writing staff."

"That's right, we get our writers from the internet," Dave said.

"And the number one sign that your fic isn't going to win a Fannie: Private messages from Osama bin Laden saying 'Keep up the great acts of terror!'"

"There you have it, tonight's top ten list, we'll be right back with Nicole Sullivan!" Dave said before the show cut away for a commercial.

A/N: Okay then, another Top Ten down. Remember, I'm always taking suggestions for lists! You can leave 'em in a review or IM them to me. If I use your suggestions, I'll give you credit for the list.