Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (or InuYasha or Bleach)
Just a little ad, I wrote an AU Naruto, InuYasha, Bleach X-Over if you're interested. Its not an action or comedy, and its pretty long, but if you want to you can check it out!
Naruto: God, this sucks even worse than usual.
DtecnoKira: I know, I couldn't think of anything funny…….
Shiakamaru: Is that why you went with random?
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Sai's Truth or Dare
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It rested on a small island in the middle of a clear blue lake. One could look for miles and still not find a shore. They were trapped, and they're ninja skills were nowhere to be seen. They couldn't use any jutsu, not even the walk on water technique.
The log cabin appeared small and humble on the outside, but on the inside, it was grand and majestic. There was a kitchen filled with any kind of food you could imagine, much to a certain ninja's delight. There were two stories, four bathrooms, two outdoor hot springs that somehow fit in the middle of the cabin, and there were ten bedrooms with three beds each. Not enough for them to each get their own room, but enough beds for them to sleep on. Actually, there were more than enough.
Too bad none of them could remember how they got there.
This is the setting for this strange tale I am about to tell.
Our cast of players?
Naruto
Sasuke
Sakura
Sai
Kakashi
Yamato
Gai
Lee
Neji
Tenten
Shino
Hinata
Kiba
Tsunade
Shizune
Ino
Shikamaru
And Choji
………………………….For now.
Sakura had finished
exploring the cabin when she stepped back into the main room. "Where
are we?" She asked. "And what are we doing here?"
"You're
her to play a game with me," Answered a mysterious voice.
The ninja all instinctively reached for their kunai.
"Byakugan!" Hinata and Neji both scanned the room for signs of their captor. Alas, they found nothing.
"Who are you?" Naruto demanded, charging forward like a fool. He slipped on a mysterious banana peel and landed on his ass.
Choji quickly stuffed the rest of the banana into his mouth and chowed down, trying to look innocent. Not even a dobe like Naruto was dumb enough to miss this.
"Choji you fat ass,
watch where you throw those things!"
"Don't call me fat!"
Screamed Choji, charging forward. He would have used his signature
jutsu, which turns his fat ass extra fat, but if you've been paying
attention you'd know that they couldn't use jutsu here."
"Hello," said the voice, "mysterious captor here! Don't you want to know why I've brought you here?" Everyone was more focused on the fight that was about to begin. "Pay attention to me, damn it!" Whined the voice.
"Fine, what do you want!?" Screamed Sakura.
"I want you all to play Truth or Dare!"
"Truth or Dare?" Tenten blunk. "You kidnapped us all to play a sleepover game?"
"Yes," the voice answered. "But there is a twist. I will be asking all the questions and giving out all the dares. And the fate of Konoha rests in you hands. Your performance during the dares will earn you points. The truthfulness of your answers will also earn you points. If you don't succeed in gathering enough points by the end of your stay, then I'll destroy Konoha."
"Teme," growled Naruto, grabbing a kunai. "Show yourself." He began throwing kunai everywhere.
"Stop that you asshole!" The voice commanded. "I'm only renting this place. Do you know how much the security deposit is on a cabin in an alternate dimension? I had to pick a place that can seal off your jutsu! They aren't cheap you know!"
"Well then let us go or I'll smash this cabin apart!" Threatened Tsunade.
"Do that and Konoha's toast," warned the voice. "The security deposit will cover all damage anyway. Destroy the cabin and they'll just rebuild it from scratch. It'll just mean that you guys have nowhere to sleep. Now, you guys have the day off to do whatever you want! I suggest you do so. Tomorrow, things will get interesting!"
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Sorry it was so short and that no ToD has been played yet.
I'm still open to advice.
The next chapter of ToD should be up soon, but the next chapter of Naruto Online will be sort of a 'commercial.'
You'll see what I mean.