A/N: I'm still here! I know it's been awhile since I updated anything, so I thought I'd give you guys this. If you don't like this list, blame Warbird, he's the one that came up with the subject of the list. Okay, okay, blame me. I'm the one that actually wrote it.

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David Letterman looked over at band leader of the CBS Orchestra, Paul Shaffer. "Well, the Fannies have been pushed back yet again," Dave said to him.

"I know, I bet the nominated writers are really nervous about who is going to win," Paul replied.

"I know what you mean. It was like that time I hosted the Oscars," Dave said.

"Dave, I don't think it's like that…" Paul said.

"Sure it is," Dave replied, "everyone was on pins and needles wondering when it was going to be over." The joke got a few chuckles from the audience, some of whom even remembered how much Dave had indeed botched the Academy Awards.

"Well, our writer who submits our Kim Possible related top ten lists took it upon himself to send us a list that will, hopefully, take peoples minds off of the fact that they still don't know who won."

"Let me guess, its another Fannie related list?" Paul asked.

"No, actually, it's a character related list," Dave said, then pulled a card off the top of his desk and held it high in the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's Top Ten list."

On the screen set up for the audience to watch, a computer animation of the numbers one through ten jumping around a park while several small explosions went on behind them.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma, top ten ways Jim and Tim can ruin one of Kim's dates. The top ten ways Jim and Tim can ruin one of Kim's dates," Dave said as he flipped the card over in his hand.

"Those little scamps will stop at nothing to drive their sister and her boyfriend batty, will they?" Paul asked.

"Seems like it. Again, top ten ways Jim and Tim can ruin one of Kim's dates. Here we go. Number ten: Run up to her and Ron while she's in a crowded place and yell 'Momma! Daddy!'"

"Number nine: As she's walking out the door, drop a liter of fake J2000 rocket fuel on her. Then drop a match."

"Number eight: Sneak into the restaurant and dump Ex-Lax into Ron's drink. Then lock the men's room."

"Number seven: Secretly blow itching powder onto her clothes."

"Number six: Tell Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Possible that Kim is pregnant, and that Ron's not the father."

"Number five: Two minutes before she leaves, tell her she has an interview with Barbra Walters in the morning."

"Number four: While she's getting ready, spray her dress with delayed reaction invisibility paint."

"Number three: When Kim and Ron walk through the park, project a video of Kim picking her nose."

"Number two: Sneak a chip into her food that will cause her to only say 'peanut,' 'kumquat,' and 'George Bush'."

"And the number one way Jim and Tim can ruin one of Kim's dates: Inform her that this date is going to be televised on Letterman's show."

"There you go, tonight's top ten list. We'll be right back with Jean Smart!" Dave said before the show cut away to commercial.