YOU MAY WANT TO JUST SKIP THIS CHAPTER
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Bleach or Death Note or InuYasha or Icy Hot
I also don't own Jack, Ryu, or Amanda. Spidey3000 does.
I don't own Axel, Celena, or Haseo either.
Naruto: This chapter proves you don't own a good sense of humor either, it sucks.
DtecnoKira: This chapter has nothing to do with the main storyline or any faux fanfiction, its just a bunch of ads.
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Are you tired of your ninja clothes being soaked in blood? Your favorite outfit stained by the crimson tide of your last opponent? The shinobi's life style often calls for one to spend so much money on new outfits! What if you could save the old ones and renew them?
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Can't run. Can't hide.
Don't deny the fear inside.
Try to survive.
The time has come to contrive.
A plan, you'll need, if you want to survive.
Take it, in stride.
Come on now you have arrived.
Come check out the new X-Over I've written! Now playing on my profile page!
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The Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja
By Spidey3000
Jack, Ryu, and Amanda are teammates in this hilarious comedy by the brilliant mastermind Spidey3000. These three will rise to be legends alongside another team, Team 7 consisting of Naruto, Sasuke and Saku…Hinata! Read along as Jack learns to master both the art of ninjutsu and the art of pranking. Can Jack combine the two and become an Icy Hot warrior!
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Secrets From the Sky
by lolza19
Okay, I like this story, but it has very few reviews. I was asked to encourage people to read it. It's really short, so it won't take up much of your time, and its pretty good. Long ago they left Konoha. Now they return.
But why did they leave ion the first place?
And why does everyone seem to remember that girl?
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Rem: I was having trouble learning my Bankai, but Bankai Gym taught me how. Now all my friends are jealous of me 'coz I'm cooler then they are!
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Sand ninja in Konoha
by MioneRocks
She left her village on a mission to Sand.
She had no intention of returning.
There she met Subaku no Gaara.
Together they will start a new life, in Konoha.
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So you're actually reading this chapter! Thanx!
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The New Team 7
by Tsukiyomaru
Naruto is a Jonin now, and he's got his own squad to look out for. Somehow they all seem strangely familiar. Axel attacks first and thinks later. Celena won't stop picking on Axel. Then there's Haseo, the emo one.
You know you want to read this! The Chunin Exams have begun! Who will pass? Who will fail?
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Naruto for Hokage 2008!
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