Sasuke: That's my emo corner! Get out!

DtecnoKira: No!

Sakura: What's wrong with him?

Naruto: Konoha Invades Fanfiction! by LuigiFreak Chapter 8. It was really good and now DtecnoKira's all emo about how he'll have to try his best to come up with something as funny what Luigi wrote.

Naruto: He also has problems because he can't write Gaara's story. And a bunch of other personal issues. He should really rename himself DtecnoEmo or Code Emo or BoogiepopEmo, or something like that.

Namahagetecno: Well, let's get on with the chapter.

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Sai's ToD

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The group went about there day with a twinge of anxiety in the back of their mind. What would happen the day after? But it was pointless to ponder the unforeseeable, so they divided the rooms as they saw fit, and went to bed.

They were awoken the next day by the familiar voice.

"The game is about to begin, but I have an announcement to make. Your sleeping arrangements will be determined by your scores today."

"So we can't choose who we room with?" Shikamaru didn't like the idea. 'I'll probably end up with some hyperactive idiot like Naruto who will keep me up tonight.'

The voice continued. "As a group you'll need at least 1000 points to protect Konoha from destruction. But as individuals, you'll need 50 points by the end of the day or you die."

The ninja cringed in fear. This was the truth or dare game from hell.

"So we each need 50 points, but even then it won't be enough," summarized Shikamaru. "We'll still need 100 more points."

"Yes. Now here's how it works. I'll ask the someone "Truth or Dare," then they'll go next. After their truth or dare is complete, they'll choose the next player. If someone is unable to answer a question or complete a dare, they'll be erased automatically, unless someone chooses to intervene."

"How do we intervene?" Asked Sakura.

"You'll find out if the time comes," The voice answered. "Now our first contestant is Naruto, Truth or Dare!"

Naruto's reckless personality demanded that he prove his bravery by selecting, "Dare."

A pink tutu materialized before Naruto.

"Wear it," said the voice. "Go to your bedroom and change. "But before you leave, select my next victim."

Naruto pondered it over for a few moments before answering, "Sakura." He didn't want the love of his life to be without any points. Naruto walked of to change while the voice posed the question.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare," said Sakura. She didn't want to seem afraid, so she followed Naruto's lead.

"You have to kiss either Sasuke or Sai. But you get more points for kissing Sai."

Saskura's hopes were raised then crushed. 'Now if I kiss Sasuke everyone will think I've abandoned the village just for a kiss.' Sakura stood up then slowly walked towards Sai. But with each step she took, she felt her heart screaming in pain. 'Must kiss Sasuke,' her inner self screamed. The urge was too strong! She leapt toward Sasuke, knocking him to the ground and kissed him passionately. Sasuke's eyes widened in shock.

"Sakura, what are you doing?" Complained Ino. "The village's safety comes first, you should have kissed Sasuke!"

"Shut up Ino Pig, you would have done the same thing!" Sakura retorted.

"Care to find out?" Offered the voice. "Select Ino to go next, and if she picks dare, I'll give her the same option."

"Ino, you're up next." Said the pink haired Kunoichi.

"I pick dare," said the blonde. She wanted to prove that she was a better team player than Sakura.

"Okay, same dare," said the voice with a laugh.

"Wait a second," interjected Shikamaru. "Can't you at least tell us the scores first?"

The voice let out a sigh. "Fine, Sakura gets ten points. I will award Naruto his points when he returns. His score will be determined by how long it takes for him to get back.

"Can we get back to me, I want to kiss Sasu I mean Sai," said Ino. She found herself walking towards Sai, when suddenly ran towards Sasuke, kissing him as well.

"See Ino, you pig. You kissed Sasuke too!" Sakura taunted.

"I think you'll find that this cabin not only prevents you from lying on a truth but it also affects your heart during dares," explained the voice. "Ten points. Now choose, Ino."

"I pick Sasuke to go next." She wanted to insure that Sasuke got the points necessary to survive.

"Truth or dare?"

Sasuke being the emo idiot he is didn't want others to look down on him. "Dare," he growled.

"When Naruto gets back, you have to kiss him," ordered the voice.

Sakura's hand quickly flew to her nose so she could stop her nose from leaking.

Sasuke stood up and growled. "Teme, get down here so I can Chidori your ass!"

"So you refuse the dare?" Asked the voice. "Looks like one of your friends will have to intervene. But you have to choose one of them. Then they'll choose to accept or deny your request. If they deny your plea for help, you get erased right here, right now. But if they accept, they'll receive a challenge. Should they complete the challenge, you'll be fine. Should they fail, you'll both be erased."

Sasuke growled at the dilemma. He had just made the stupidest mistake of his life. Kissing Naruto would have been simple. Who knows what the challenge would be?

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TBC

Hah! Cliffhanger!

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Sai: God that sucked.

Naruto: It's like a Truth or Dare that tries too hard to be a horror story!

Sakura: I hope the next chapter is better…….