A/N: LISTEN UP PEOPLE! This chapter features the winner of the Tonight's Top Ten contest I hosted. I want to thank everyone who entered. lxk, MaceEcam, the writing team of JAKT, KimRon Posstoppable, Captain IT, and Kwebs. The winner's list is below, and if you want to check out all the submitted lists, go to the Kim Possible discussion forum and look for the topic "From the home office in...".

Disclaimer: Hm, what haven't I done before. It has to be witty and clever in keeping with my usual disclaimers. Um. Well, let me think on this one. Ah crap! No time to think, uh, LateShowisownedbyWorldWidePantsandKimPossibleisownedbyDisney! Whew!

Thanks for the following for their badical reviews and I hoped that they also sent an IM to Samurai Crunchbird and Mike Industries telling them how much they liked their lists!: storyreader51, Captain IT, Yoshi's Best Pal, Mike Industries, acosta perez jose ramiro, Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, kim's 1 fan, and Shegofan.

Late Show host David Letterman looked out at the audience from his desk. "Folks, as I'm sure you know by now, we've been doing these Kim Possible related top ten lists. Now, the writer who sends us these lists just recently celebrated his 100th review. Apparently, after we read the lists on the show, he turns around and publishes them on some fanfiction website."

"A fanfiction website? Wait, I think I've heard of that," CBS Orchestra band leader Paul Shaffer said from behind his keyboard.

"Yeah, Paul, apparently it's called '' or something like that. Anyways, that's where he got his 100th review. Now, last time we did a list, we got a note from him saying that to celebrate he was, and I quote 'Heading down to Cancun to celebrate with women and cheep tequila by the gallon.' Well, it seems that he's back, but the women got to him," Dave explained.

"So what you're telling us is that we shouldn't expect any Kim Possible related lists for awhile, and instead should realize that we're going to be getting more jokes about Hilary's pantsuits?" Paul asked.

"Actually, Paul, shortly before our writer left, he had hosted a top ten contest among his fellow fanfiction writers. He sent us the winning list just today with a note explaining that he will be back to writing lists as soon as he gets over a few things. Probably best we don't find out what those things are…" Dave said, and then grabbed a card off his desk and held it high in the air. "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."

On the audience screen, a camera zipped past a computer animation of the numbers 1 through 10 hanging out in a stereotypical lair.

"Here we go, from the home office in Tomahawk, Wisconsin, winner of the "Tonight's Top Ten contest, in a list written by the author Kwebs, top ten things over heard by Drakken in the lair since giving up trying to take over the world. Number ten: How am I supposed to rule the scientific community with out henchman?"

"Number nine: Shego! I need you to steal… never mind."

"Number eight: Oh, goody home shopping network."

"Number seven: Drat, I burnt my cookies."

"Number six: Ahh, that's good cocomoo."

"Number five: Living free like this is really off the hizzie."

"Number four: Shego, where would you like to go to dinner?"

"Number three: There is no way you have the straight, Lux. Call!"

"Number two: Shego you look lovely today."

"And the number one thing over heard by Drakken in the lair since giving up trying to take over the world: Who's the pretty flower? You are, yes, you are…"

"There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, tonight's top ten. We'll be right back with Tara Strong!"