Author's Notes: First of all, I want to apologize for the delay. It took me as close to two months to publish this because I got distracted and I was rushing to have it published by July 31st; plus, I also got word that my aunt Christine is in the hospital right now. I hope she get better. Next, this chapter will focus on Ella Mental's point of view for now. Finally, I just want also tell you that the name of the accountant (from chapter two along with characterization) is Ken and is derived from Kensuke Aida taken from Neon Genesis Evangelion; however he will be a minor character for the whole story.
Disclaimer: Yin Yang Yo belongs to Bob Boyle but not Disney (ok maybe Disney). Ken…well…you know where he came from now so I won't say it; however, I would now give a short round of applause to Evangelion and Hideaki Anno for the idea of the chapter title and the minor character. Just please don't sue me, I'm just only writing a story. Thank you.
Thermal Expansion
It was now late afternoon, a few hours after the skies finally cleared up quickly and gave way to bright sunshine; talk about rain going away. However everyone, even I myself was at the indoor hot springs. Humidity, heat, and steam filled the fainting atmosphere immediately. Workers had their choice of wearing their bathing suits or towels; however, some of the workers, well mostly the men, managed to get into the warm water without a towel, much to some of the workers' dismay and/or chagrin. A large mountain laden with gushing water centered itself in the middle of the pool separated by a set of giant wooden barriers separated the indoor spring into thirds by gender; one of the thirds was reserved for our transgender colleagues even though was nearly empty but there were still some in there. To be honest, I can't believe that our company, Eradicorp, had accepted employees of all orientation just so long as we don't express our love and/or affection to any extent whatsoever.
I stood towards the edge of the pool of warm water with my white towel tied around my body; in fact, I already took my headband off my head while undressing in the locker room earlier. My right hand held the edges of my towel against my breasts while my left hand clutched onto a bar of soap wrapped in my washcloth. At first, I usually think it's absolutely outrageous for me to bathe in water since I'm a cat but I really need a hot bath to wash my troubles away after the plan had failed; besides, I have a stern sense of true cleanliness.
I then stepped into the water and walked up to a wall while passing by another colleague of mine who had a light yellow skin and long pink hair who already bobbed her head in from the warmth which made her cheeks match the color of her hair; in fact the female's name was Smoke. I quickly but quietly read Smoke's mind as she rested and she was thinking about being able to capture more "forever friends" to be champion and defeat her rival; in fact her brother was named Mirrors. Talk about sibling rivalry, indeed. I stopped and paced thru the wading water until I reached the wall.
Now, I rested against the wall as I submerge myself in the exquisite warm water; as a result, my cheeks blushed. I started to use my washcloth and soap to wash myself. I started to clean my ears both inside and outside with ease and then I started to scrub my face starting with the cheeks on my face; besides, I already wiped the makeup on my face before setting foot into the pool because it would drip in the heat on my face. Soon, I pulled my face out of the water, slightly more calm and collected by the moment and I had my neck bristled around by my washcloth with a caressing glee; but, I dropped it to a discontented frown as I started to wash under my arms because its smell made my face cross with disgust. I then turned around and took my towel off and had my back face the crowd while I still sat down stared at the wall face forward; hence, I used my tail to polish my back with my cloth and soap. I turned my back around again and then laid down slightly to raise my legs until my knees reached over the water; sequentially and consequently, my back flushed the foam away in an instant and my hair was touched the water but I digress. Soon, I washed my legs from top to bottom and from the water to my feet; in fact, it felt like I was shaving my legs not to mention there was another lady in a red towel was doing so while sitting at the edge of the pool while her legs busily kick the water; nevertheless, I scrubbed both palms of my feet and even flossed between my toes to keep them clean of…eww…toe jam. I then soaked my legs back into the water before sitting back down again.
I took a look around the spring at the people in there. There was a trio of white kittens splashing around at each other and each of them had a bow on their head and donned in their swimsuits; accordingly, the kittens' swimsuits were a different color than the other: one kitten, the leader of the trio, had on a pink swimsuit; the second kitten wore a purple swimsuit, and the third kitten was dressed in a green swimsuit; in fact, their swimsuit also matched their eyes. Judging by what they're doing, they seemed to be enjoying playing in the water with a game of Marco Polo to celebrate their first time in the water in a public area; at first, they were hesitant at first but they all agreed to jump in; as a result, they happily rejoiced by splashing themselves in the water. There was also a red dragon in a midnight blue bikini have an apparent gossip with a giant millipede who was . It was apparently about Pondscüm's subordinates, the Blixens, being occupied in an alleged love triangle with another person. I also saw Smoke getting out of the pool in a green towel with a white band before setting off to the locker room. The red towel lady (Saranoia) was nearly done shaving her legs. Everyone else was either already back work or in the locker room changing back into their normal day clothes.
Not long after I closed my eyes, something had gone wrong on the male side. "BOB, SPLASH!" yelled Bob as a big splash followed along a very loud noise. "Hey, what the hell do you—HOO HAH HOO—think you're doing!," shouted another male voice angrily as hearing it made me jump in a startled manner. I took a deep short breath and tapped into my mind to see what is about. "What did the moron do this time," I thought as I did so.
The angry person turned out to be a male muscle-bound moose named Ultimoose who had black hair and big antlers that could do almost anything, especially cracking open all kind of nuts he wishes, even if it's a filbert or a hazelnut. His hairy chest was shown along with his biceps and abs; in fact, the sight of him could have the greater chance of winning over any female. It also showed that he had just put his towel back on and grabbed Bob by the helmet; to be honest, I was kind of surprised that Bob still wore the armor in the bath; perhaps the moron didn't know how to undress his armor. Ultimoose's crimson-red eyes were glaring at Bob while Bob returned him a nervous glance. Other workers were dripping in sweat and water while showing a combined emotional multitude of annoyance, anger, and aghast on their faces while surrounding the two men in their towels, some had on swim wear, other were showing their…well…I rather not say it.
Soon, with all his might, Ultimoose started to pick Bob up and hurled him right towards a plaster wall narrowing missing an ant. There the accountant has just finished filing some very important documents; and what do you think happened next? Bob crashed through the wall and knocked down the steel drawers that were still open like white bowling pins while almost hitting the accountant who had flinched at Bob's uninvited appearance.
Before long, the accountant opened his eyes slowly and saw what had happened. The room was now a war zone. Steel drawers were dented and crushed like tin cans. Scores of documents rained down over the floor like snow. Swarms of startled and awestruck people stared and gasped at that gigantic hole in a wall. The moron still dripping with water shouted, "BOB MAKE SNOW ANGEL!" as spread his arms and legs childishly and idiotically. The accountant screeched, "OH, COME ON!!!" I laughed at that sight of Bob and so did Ultimoose. One of the employees (in a loincloth wearing a light brown fedora hat and a green necktie) muttered, "wow, you know, from the other side of the wall I find it in a way that is really kind of annoying."
And it was kind of annoying indeed however, as the laughter came towards a screeching halt when Eradicus came by. "Ken, can you please tell me WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" was all that the griffin could say as he violently demanded an explanation from Ken trembling and babbling in utter fear. But then he saw Bob who also stared at Eradicus nervously; soon, the gigantic griffin put two and two together and noticed how it happened. "Okay, since someone decided to toss our friend Bob here," he said as Bob waved, "I guess tonight you Ken will re-file the documents all over again and this time your friends will help you do it!"
"Oh, goddamn it all to hell!" screamed Ken, "I got plans tonight, I can't do this!" "Well tough beans Kenny boy, and I also notice that because of what happened this morning with the deliveries being delayed I didn't get to kill them!" Eradicus responded angrily. "However, since Bob dropped by I have found a more suitable punishment for them. And moose boy over their will help you!" "Oh, Rob Maggot!!!" shouted Ultimoose. Talk about tough beans I thought as I sunk my head again this time with anger.
I guess this means they're going to have one long wild night. Oh, and by the way Rob Maggot is actually a pun of Bob Saget.
Goodnight, folks!!!
