A/N: This is one of those lists that came to me, and I couldn't shake the feeling that I had to write it. So, here ya go. Please to enjoy.

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Late Show host David Letterman spun slightly in his chair behind his desk and looked out to the audience in front of him.

"I'm sure some of our Colorado viewers know this, but for the rest of us, the Middleton Police Department is honoring some of the best who have served them," Dave told them. "Now, it goes without saying that Jon Stoppable, the great-grandfather of Ron Stoppable, will be honored."

"Oh, I heard about this. They are going to talk about his adventures with reporter Mim Possible," Paul said.

"Indeed they are Paul, right up until the that World's Fair," Dave replied.

"Why do I have a feeling that this is just a lead-in to the top ten list?" Paul asked.

"We've got to stop giving you scripts of the show," Dave said and then pulled a card off his desk and held it high into the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."

On the screens for the audience, a camera with an old time filter set up on it zipped by paper cutouts of the numbers ten through one.

"Here we go, from the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma. Top ten things Jon Stoppable would say if he were alive today. And they can do this now with a computer! So this should be very insightful and give us a good look at what detective Stoppable would actually say."

"Should I grab a pen and paper and right some of these down?" Paul asked.

"It couldn't hurt," Dave said and then turned his attention fully to the card in his hand, flipping it over to get to the right number. "Again, top ten things Jon Stoppable would say if he were alive today. Number ten: What the heck is a Falafel?"

"Number nine: Wow, they just don't make a decent mustache anymore."

"Number eight: Sweet merciful Yahweh, these Bueno Nacho nacos are delicious."

"Number seven: What's with the freakishly short sideburns?"

"Number six: What's this cable TV you speak of?"

"Number five: Hey, I know that guy! That's Dave Letterman!"

"Number four: Has John McCain become president yet? I know he was trying back in my day."

"Number three: Hey, a Tasty Freeze!"

"Number two: That's hilarious, but seriously, why would my great-grandson and his girlfriend go about saving the world?"

"And the number one thing Jon Stoppable would say if he were still alive today: I sure would like to have seen Mim in one of those bikinis! Growl!"

"There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, tonight's top ten list. We'll be right back with Michael Dorn!" Dave said before the show cut away to a commercial.

A/N: I'm going to try something new with this chapter. Over at the Late Show website, they have a Top Ten Xtra. Well, I'm inviting all you reviewers out there to leave your own Top Ten Xtra in your reviews. Special thanks to Captain IT, who inspired me (with his reviews) to try and pull this off.