A/N: Well, it's been a little while, but I'm back to hit ya'll with another chapter of Tonight's Top Ten.

Disclaimer: Oh, c'mon now. After 12 chapters, do you think I've suddenly gotten ownership of the Late Show or Kim Possible? Nope, they still belong to World Wide Pants and Disney, respectively.

Special thanks to the following reviewers: Samurai Crunchbird, Captain IT, storyreader51, Star-Eva01, daccu65, Michael Howard, Mengsk, Kwebs, Ron Heartbreaker, and acosta perez jose ramiro. And thanks to all of those who have read it!

This chapter is dedicated to Kwebs (You might remember him as the guy who wrote the winning entry in the 3T contest), who has been a totally awesome friend and gave me a totally awesome present, and has asked me to beta work his first story, "Rufus Gets a GF". It's a nice little tale about how Rufus...well, you'll just have to read it for yourself.

Late Show host David Letterman leaned forward to his desk and propped his elbows up and looked out to the audience. "Folks, the Tulsa GeekCon was this weekend, and Kim Possible's cousin, Larry, gave what is known as a 'Fan-note' speech."

"A Fan-note speech?" CBS Orchestra leader Paul Schaffer asked.

"Well, apparently, the heads of GeekCon get together and pick one of the bigger fans of sci-fi, or whatever it is they celebrate at these things, and ask him to give a speech," Dave answered.

"So, what does that have to do with us?" Paul questioned.

"Well, it just so happens that the writer who does the Kim Possible lists was working the thing, something about gambling debts or whatever, and he sent us a list about it." Dave answered again.

"Well, I'm sure it can't be any worse than some of the other subjects we've done for a top ten list," Paul said.

"Sure Paul," Dave said and then pulled a blue card off his desk and held it high in the air. "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."

On the audience screen, a camera zipped by the computer animated numbers ten through one sitting behind vender booths while people walked past them.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma…" Dave started, but was quickly interrupted by Paul.

"Hey, now that I think about it, Owasso is a suburb of Tulsa!"

"It sure is, my friend. That would explain why our writer was there. Gambling debts, yeah right," Dave said, and then continued where he left off. "Again, from the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma: Top ten surprises from Cousin Larry's Fan-note speech. Here we go number ten: Didn't really say much, just stood there and picked his nose."

"Number nine: Started to dry hump the podium after he noticed it had a picture of Sheila of the Leopard People."

"Number eight: Dropped his pants half way through and started to do the chicken dance."

"Number seven: Told the con goers to get a life and move out of their parents basements."

"Number six: Brought an actual girl onto the stage and kissed her passionately."

"Number five: Came onto the stage to the theme of 'The Memo Pad'."

"Number four: Would take a long swig from a whiskey bottle every now and then."

"Number three: Announced that he was the father of Britina's baby."

"Number two: After paying homage to Dick Cheney, he pulled out a toy light gun and blasted a con attendee in the face."

"And the number one surprise from Cousin Larry's fan-note speech at GeekCon: After the speech, he ripped off his shirt and showed a giant Go City Comets tattoo on his stomach."

"There you have it folks, we'll be right back with Jason Marsdin!" Dave said before sending the show away to commercial.