Night and Moon

by Buzzardfeather

This is a Warriors trollfic. It follows the life of Night, son of Leafstar's daughter and Jayfeather as he battles all of the clan's enemies, including his sibling. Takes place after Bramblestar's Storm. Read at the risk of your brain cells and sanity. Warning:may be slightly nonsensical. Rated T just in case.

2. Chapter 2

A/N: Okay, the information in the summary is correct, I purposely named the wrong cats. So Firekit(Leafstar's daughter) is Fire, because in my imagination, she left Skyclan and became a rogue, then she becomes mates with Jayfeather. Jayfeather is not mate with Ambergaze.

So Night is described as being tabby. This again was a mistake that I meant to happen. Night, in fact is- Just kidding! Read to find out!

Whoops, forgot the disclaimer! I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does, and I do not own Starkit's Prophecy or Justin Bieber(thankfully). I also do not own the "everybody do the flop" guy from ASDF.

---

Nightkit was restless as he went to sleep. This was because someone spilled chocolate covered espresso beans onto the fresh kill pile, and the caffeine was making him jittery. His gray wings twitched longingly as he wished that his flight feathers had grown in. Then a cat kicked his black-and-white flank. Nightkit kicked back, and soon the whole nursery was full of kittens kicking eachother.

Their mothers were away at a Justin Bieber concert, so they were free to do as they wished. Then Brackenfur popped his head in, and screamed at them to stop. His outburst was so loud that it reached 3.141592653589793238462 miles away.

Riverclan freaked out and invaded Windclan, forcing them to join their clan for no reason at all.

Then Shadowclan died because the "Everbody Do the Flop" guy came to their clan, and his aura of awesomeness along with the fact that their skulls fractured caused them to die.

---

Bluestar looked down from the sky with a sad face. "If only we had stopped Brokenstar from telling Jayfeather, then the clans could have been spared this."

Then Lionheart had a great idea.

"Let's decapitate Brokenstar with a guillotine!" Bluestar ordered Brokenstar to come 3.141592653589793238462 times, then he was decapitated. Yellowfang and Raggedstar cried.

---

Thanks for reading! I'll try to update as soon as possible, but no promises. Happy Pi day!

Okay, I will have a mini competition where you can win feathers. So it's like a quiz.

Question:How are Squirrelflight and Bramblestar related apart from the fact that they're mates?

This one's a little hard.

Okay, please review with your answer and/or constructive criticism!

Buzzardfeather out!