Creeping through the shadows, I found my target. This time they would not escape. For I am Deadpool Girl, and I shall not be defeated. I had tracked my target for the last 3 nights. His stash of Nazi gold would be worth the effort in the end.

But they were hot on my heels, the villains who hounded my steps.

2 guards at the doorway.

Moving silently, I reached down and activated my teleporter belt.

I appeared between the two guards, with a flick of my foot the left guard went flying into the darkness.

I spun round with another kick at the right guard. He dodged

I followed with a punch to the chest, sending the guard stumbling back.

I grabbed his head and smashed it against the wall, knocking him out cold.

Looking towards the left guard I noticed he had fallen to the ground, smacking his head leaving him in the same state as his co-guard.

Moving quickly, I slipped in through the door.

The house was majestic, with a high roof and golden chandelier in the first room. The walls were decorated with oil paintings showing serious looking men and woman showing little to no emotion. This house belonged to one of the most dangerous villains ever. A cold and unfeeling man, known to use a unusual weapon in battle.

Moving silently through the halls, I reached into my pouch and pulled out my tracker. I managed to get a homing device into the crate containing the gold I was after.

It was below me...some sort of basement construct.

Moving further through the house, I turned a corner and saw another another guard. I waited till he turned his back and I struck.

Before he could blink, I was behind him, my knee slammed into his popliteal fossa, sending him down onto one knee. After that, I slammed my fist into the side of his head.

Catching him before he fell to the floor, I laid him down silently.

Time to continue on.

The door opened silently.

Stairs. Going down. I was on the right track.

Moving silently I reached another door at the bottom. I checked my tracker. The gold was through the next door.

Silently I went through. There it was.

This was what I was here for.

The Golden Skull of Lung the unconquered.

Stolen from his tomb by the Nazis of the E88, then vanishing from years until now.

Until He had found it.

"Ah I see you have found me Deadpool Girl. Fortunately for you my Wards are not here to protect me, Alas that means I will destroy you myself!"

Armsmaster, Genius inventor, Master in using a Halberd and all around dirtbag.

I drew my swords and leapt at him as he swung his Halberd. I caught the bladed edge on my sword and parried it off, before kicking him back and jumping back.

He swung again, faster this time. Blocking I tried to retaliate before another blow came and another.

He seemed to be getting faster and stronger. I was still wasn't strong enough to fight him by myself.

Taking the risk, I sheathed my swords and when he swung, I just managed to grab his halberd, and maneuvered myself next to him.

Quickly reaching into my pocket I brought out a teleport grenade. A device made by a dangerous but genius associate of mine.

I slammed it onto him and focused on the airport where I had started to track him 3 nights before.

"YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

With a flash of pale blue light, he vanished, his voice still echoing in the room.

It was time to flee.

Grabbing the skull, I ran to through the house to the front door and kicked it open.

My blood ran cold.

The one group everyone feared. The group who had taken down villain and hero alike, all for there own goals.

And by the look of the van that just pulled up they were here.

A van with a light blue and green paint job, spotted with flowers and "The Mystery Machine" written on the side.

There were 5 of them.

Grue, the leader who could daze someone with a pool of darkness, known for his skull bike helmet and his white shirt and blue trousers.

Tattletale, the genius of the group, known for wearing spandex and thick lens glasses and a large orange turtleneck.

Regent, the second girl of the group and often called the most beautiful women alive...tho no one had ever seen her without her mask, she often wore a purple dress.

And then the two most feared.

Hellhound, also known as the Shaggy Bitch. No one knew the gender of this person. Silent and deadly but also controlled the most lethal of the team.

Scooby-Doo...A massive monstrosity, often said to have been mutated by the Shaggy Bitch. Known to always be hungry and able to eat anything. m

Despite that… IT WAS SO CUTE! NO! Don't give into the temptation Deadpool Girl!

"Give us the gold Deadpool girl!" Grue yelled

I was screwed.

I tried to run, but heavy weight slammed me to the ground.

"Dammit!"

"Did we say you could Brrrrrrrrnnnnnng run?" the mocking tones of Tattletale drawled.

"There is WAKEY WAKEY! no escape" the feminine voice of Regent said seductively.

"Bah, I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" I yelled.

"Get her to WAKEY WAKEY, Eggs and BAKEY! the van." Grue ordered

I was helpless.

Du dum du dum ~~~~~~~~~~~\_/~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~ Du dum du dum

I jerked upright.

"Woooo what a wake up! I give it a 8/10"

"I give it a 7..."

"Sorry guys, strange dream."

"OOooooo was there chimichangas!"

"I think so… and I think I also saw Regent crossdressing"

"Urg!"

"Too much information…"

Anyway looking at the clock, I realized it was time to get up.

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As I walked down the stairs, the smell of bacon greeted me.

"MMmmmm Baaaacon."

Nothing beats bacon in the morning

"Chimichangas do!"

"I prefer a healthy fruit salad."

"Nah bacons the way to go...All hail the bacon"

"Hey kiddo, great to see your up" I dad comes into view with his frying pan sizzling and a funny apron I bought him for a present.

"Hey dad! Thanks for the baccy!" I hurried to the table to my helping that was piled up in front of me.

For those who don't know, Danny and Taylor's relationship is now a lot better after she had a personality adjustment from her new friends, now Danny still worries for her because of school, the bullies saw to that, but he manages to shrug it off now that Taylor is a lot happier.

"Itadakimasu!"

"We're american sweetheart" Dad tells me in good humour, "Also, did you take your pills this morning?"

"Hmm, what did we do with those again?"

"I'm pretty sure we just downed the whole load and suffered from overdose on the floor for ten minutes"

"Uh, I think I'm running low for the moment" I smiled at my dad, it was a kind of small lie, I downed the whole supply because the guys were giving me a hard time that day, and I wasn't really listening to them well then.

"We love you too~"

"I'll order some more from doctor Hennick, so, how are things at school?" he tried to keep it casual, but I could tell he was slightly worried.

"It's alright! Those bullies don't try and bother me anymore, and I made some good friends too!"

"That's great kiddo" he smiled warmly before clearing away the dishes, "You have a good day alright? There has been some trouble at the docks that I need to sort through"

"Whats the matter?" I asked curiously as I sampled the crispy goodness.

"Hm? Well, it's not so much as a problem as a strange thing happening lately, at the office, we are getting large amounts of cash dumped on us from an unknown source, we're confused to where it came from and who is generous enough… and we're wondering if we should use it in the first place"

I chewed on my bacon slowly as I listened.

"Uh, why wouldn't you? Use it I mean, free cash and all?"

"Well, we called the police, who then directed us to the PRT once they saw the amount of money was given so far, and they said and every now and then a vigilante Cape would take pity on a business, or shop and give the money they looted from the gangs to them, but it's a bit of a problem, I mean, I don't know what that money could have been used for."

"Well… I think you SHOULD probably use it, I mean, if they went to all that trouble to steal from the E88 and cart it over to you in a parcel with a big red bow, it would be kind of insulting if you don't use it. I mean, money is money right?"

"Hmm… I guess your right… wait a second, how did you know it was in a parcel with a big red bow?"

"Uh, he actually did that? Wow, he must have one character" I quickly stuffed the glass of orange juice in my mouth, gulping it down quickly.

"Well time to go, see you dad, have a nice day, love-you-a-lot-bye!" I quickly skipped out the room with the leftover bacon stuffed quickly in my mouth and hurried out the door.

Danny would think this experience as strange, but dismissed it and would find, that he REALLY should have paid better attention that day.

While the trip to school was mostly uneventful, the same old path to the same old school. I thought I saw a few ABB running past but I could have been imagining things.

Moving through the gates I look around to see if anyone was there, but the only people around seemed to be moving swiftly towards the entrances. That seemed to happen a lot these days.

I would walk down a corridor, and people seemed to scamped out of my way. Towards a table at the dining room… they run for the hills.

Ah life is full of strange things, just a shame no one to talk to.

"Hey, What about us! We talk to you!"

"Yeah almost all the time!"

Noone to talk to...apart from myself.

The corner of my eye picked up movement.

Emma Barns

MY BFF!

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA!" I scream as I ran across the courtyard towards her.

"Oh shi.." was all I heard before I tackled her off the ground.

"Howhaveyoubeen,didyouhaveagoodweekend,whatdidyoudo,didyougoshopping,didyougotoaparty,didyoueatfood,didyouhavesexwiththirtyguys,didyouseethatnewmovie,didyoumissthebestshowever, didyousleepwell, didyouremembertohaveashower,didyoudoanymodeling!"

Looking at her I could see the complete utter confusion on her face.

And if you want to know anything about why I am hugging and loving the person who put me through tortuous bullying…

…

EXPOSITION!

I then listened to the voices in my head.

"Hell Yeah! The sexy childhood friend type! Maybe this is a closer step to getting you a girlfriend!"

"And away from any possible encounters from the other side."

"Errrr yeah Taylor... I had a good weekend..." she muttered as she tried to break my grip

"Thats like totally awesome. We should have like totally hung out or like something!"

I could feel her wilt in surrender as I started to drag her towards the high school, as I talked with her about my week and the different shops we could go to.

Taylor and her BFF Emma had been friends for a very long time, and despite the falling out they had, they managed to rekindle their relationship.

Oh, BTW Taylor, Sophia coming around the corner on your right.

I then turned my head precisely at where the helpful exposition from the author said, and a familiar face appeared there and froze as she saw me.

"SOPHIA!" Again, I jumped towards my OTHER BFF.

"Oh fuc-" She immediately stopped as I glomped the dark skinned girl with my might, said girl was swearing under her breath over how HAPPY she was to see me!

"I always liked a girl who could dirty talk…"

"When have you ever found one you didn't like, remember when we were beat over the head by that flying brick heroine for commenting on her breasts?"

"It was a BOOB window! She was asking for them to be complimented!"

"I don't think a good comment is 'I could motorboat them mountains like a river was between them' really was a just compliment."

"Let GO of me already!" Sophia struggled for several seconds, no doubt worried about her classes, she was kind of studious you know.

And so, the trio together, they go on to the WONDROUS learning establishment of WINSLOW HIGH, a ENLIGHTENING and ENDEARING school, in such a LAW ABIDING area and-

"WE GET IT, the place is a shithole."

"It is OUR shithole at least."

"No need for the excessive use of caps, writer." I huffed along with them, the killjoys…

"And don't put words in my MONOLOGUE!"

This is what you get when you write a fourth wall breaking series, we break from the canon so much that-

"LUNCHTIME!"

See? We already time skipped to an unnecessary part of the day, I had a good piece of exposition and a plot twist in English class as well…

"Right Em, tell me what you think." I struck a pose as I balanced a tray of biological waste (cafeteria food), making sure to thrust my body in the right way, "Do I look good? Or do I look sexy?"

A twitch in Emma's brow as she half heartedly looked at me and her eyes widened a little, "Wait a minute, what the fuck happened to your body?!"

"Hmm… Blackmailing the writer?"

"Stop with that already! I mean the fact you suddenly have a… errrr..." She struggled with the phrasing, before turning to Sophia, "Help me out here."

"The fact she is no longer flat as a washboard?"

"Yes… that."

"I love me some pancakes." I say to myself as I poured some syrup over the batter filled goodness I was about to devour.

"You're not answering my… wait, where the hell did you get those pancakes?"

"Hammerspace."

"This isn't a cartoon!"

Emma scrunched up her face and sighed in complete aggravation.

"Why the hell are you even talking to me…"

"Why it's because you're my friend silly~billy~"

Emma looked at me for a second and shook her head.

"You have become a real… something in the last few months, did that round in the locker REALLY screw with your head so much?"

"Oh WHY would you think that Emmy?" I wrapped my arm around my best friend as she flinched slightly, "I mean, what is a few hours of claustrophobia and being crawled over by several types of flies, spiders and maggots between friends huh?"

Emma twitched a little, "W-What are- I mean what is your deal?"

Before we could continue out merry banter, I felt another hand grasp around Emma's soldier, pushing mine away, I looked up at the new arrival.

"Hello… Taylor." Smiled Madison as she sat down next to Emma, Sophia gave some extra room without much thought. "Been doing well?"

I looked into her eyes, and smiled back.

"Why of COURSE I am, why wouldn't I be?"

"I don't know, maybe you missed the bus or something." Madison then let go of Emma and took a gulp of her toxic waste, and grinned with a degree of radioactivity in her smile. "So have you and Taylor been bonding much Emma?"

I felt my arm get shoved off by my best friend, "I don't get along with her AT ALL, god, why don't you just go off and die already?" Emma said to me with venom in her voice, a sharp contrast to the confusedtone she had before.

I turned my attention back at my friend, and laughed at her silly jokes, "Aw, Emma if you don't stop looking at me with such a heated gaze, I don't know WHAT I can do to reply to such passion!"

She shook for a second before scoffing at my direction, "Y-you are really an idiot, a psychopath and even a d-dyke as well? Piss off Hebert."

"I think it's nearly time for the bell to ring for next period anyway." Madison interjected, "I think we're having Cape studies in class today with Mr Gladly."

I looked over at Madison, and smiled.

"Och, Mr Geromy sure is a swell teacher, hope I get in a team with Emma and Sophia again, that would be a RIOT! Remember when we did that villain examination the last time?"

Sophia then perked up a little, "Heh, yeah, I liked the look on his face when-

Madison then dropped her fork on her plate and her hand went under the table.

Sophia then stiffened and scowled viciously, "Can't you shut up for a second Hebert? You're fucking annoying."

I looked over at my other BFF, and made a pouty face.

"Awww, come on Soapy, we'll do another one even BETTER! Maybe we can talk about how Clockblocker's obvious name innuendoe, Miss Miltia and what she has underneith that scarf, maybe Panacea and how she can make biologicalmonsterscapableofdestroyingtheworldifwedon'tgivethatgirlsomeseriouscounciling."

She stared at me for a second, "The fuck was that last-

"SPOILERS!"

She jumped, and growled angrily, "Just, piss off already…"

"You really are energetic aren't you Taylor, I have to say, pretty persistant too…" Madison commented, she had continued eating and had now finished her meal, and continued, "I'm pretty sure you can be really stubborn on a lot of issues that don't involve you."

I turned to Madison… and smiled,

"Madison baby, Emmy and Soapy are my best buddies~ OF COURSE, I'm sticking to them like glue!"

For a brief moment, Madison's face dropped, before perking up again, "Well then, good to see you have such an attachment then."

"I would think it would be even better if I could just get a few things, like a PARTY, or lots of CHIMICHANGAS! Who knows, I don't know." Shrugging wordlessly, "I just love being both of their friends."

We both looked at each other, Emma leaning back a little as we conversed, then suddenly-

BRRRRRRRRRRR-

"Thats the bell…" Madison said as she sat up, "Goodbye Taylor, hope you have a good day."

Madison then left the halls, and Sophia and Emma soon departed to their respective classrooms as well, I continued the rest of the day, going through classes, till eventually it was the end, I said goodbye to my best buddies, and skipped my way out of view.

Halfway home, my voices started up again.

"Sorry for the absence, had to deal with something annoying."

"You know that time when we used to have records? And the would stutter a lot, it was nearly EXACTLY LIKE THAT on a heavy metal song, but imagine it being combined with nails down a chalkboard, and the screaming cats hanging on earrings."

Well, you guys sure must have had a good time, me on the other hand had to talk in diabetes.

"Isn't that supposed to mean good? As in sweet talk?"

Not when you're being drowned in the urge not to stab a bitch.

"Yeah, who would have thought it, the puppy dog being the mastermind, like, thats totally wack!"

You're telling me…

I then jumped up and grabbed the wall, hoisting my body up to look over it.

Emma's house was in plain sight, and Emma herself crossing through the gate.

"I actually hated Emma you know… really hated her, after three months of being pushed around, called names at and so on… then the flute happened, one of the closest attachments to my mum, gone… she knew how important that way to me, and after that, I despised her for throwing our previous friendship away."

Emma then stopped halfway up the path to her house, and looked at the tree house, perched up on the pine on her left, several seconds passed before she turned back and went through the door, I watched on listlessly.

"... I really hated myself for doing that… even more than Madison, for that moment, I gave up on Emma ever being my friend again…"

I clenched my fists, "I gave up on my best friend…"

"It wasn't your fault…"

"Yeah! It was that bitch Madison!"

"Still, I did, and I won't ever do it again." I let go of the wall and dropped to the ground.

Before I knew it, my fist slammed against the wall, I felt a crack as one of bricks split.

"And I'm going to make that bitch PAY for messing with my friend." I promised, "I just need to work out what exactly she is doing to them…"

"I won't give up… to quote the title, best friends never give up on each other." I walked away, vaguely in the direction of my house, and hummed a vague tune.

"... Okay aside from that, isn't it creepy how you watch her like that? I mean, you've been spying on her for three weeks now."

"Kind of stalkerish really."

"Oh screw you guys, its an act of love."

"So we're going out again tonight?"

"OF COURSE! Baka-Kuda wanted me to pick up some extra copper wire from around a certain part of town, I think it was somewhere around that factory district…"

"You mean the one filled with E88 gang members?"

"Yeah, thats you one!"