A/N: Well, I couldn't let the biggest movie even of the year pass without giving it a Kim Possible top ten spin. So, here it is. Oh, and to clear up any possible confusion: Hebrew Pyle Christian Bale.
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Late Show host David Letterman leaned back in his seat, crossed one leg over the other, and looked over to CBS Orchestra band leader Paul Schafer. "Well, Paul, the new Fearless Ferret is just tearing up the box office, even though it's been out for a week."
"I got a chance to see it the other night, and I can see why, it's an awesome movie!" Paul exclaimed
"Indeed it is Paul, and the clip Hebrew Pyle brought last week just screamed cool." Dave replied.
"Did you get a chance to see it over the weekend?" Paul asked.
"No, not yet, but I am going to try and see it after the show," Dave said.
"Well, you defiantly need to see it, many times." Paul told his boss.
"Well, I've heard good things about it. It's even suppose to be better than Mitt Romney's hair!" Dave said.
"I wonder if our Kim Possible writer had a chance to see it?" Paul wondered.
"Well Paul, it's funny you should mention him. It turns out he had to wait in line for a good long while to see it, and while he was there, he listened in to what people had to say," Dave said, and then pulled a card off his desk and held it high into the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."
As the band started to play the music for the list, on the screens for the audience, the numbers ten through one, dressed up in the Fearless Ferret costume, was seen jumping from building to building, using all sorts of FF's toys.
"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma, top ten things overheard in line for the new Fearless Ferret movie," Dave said.
"Oh, well, hey, no wonder he was writing while in line!" Paul once again exclaimed.
"Right you are Paul. He knew we couldn't get away without hearing what he was forced to hear. Again, top ten things overheard in line for the new Fearless Ferret movie. Here we go, number ten: I sure hope this doesn't make the theater smell ferret-y."
"Number nine: They better let us in soon, I've got to ferret out the men's room!"
"Number eight: I hear this is the first ever movie filmed in Smell-O-Vision. At last, we'll get to smell the White Stripe."
"Nothing to get excited about," Paul said.
"No spoilers!" Dave exclaimed.
"Number seven: They say that half way through, Vice President Dick Cheney shows up and shoots the bad guy in the face. – It's still a reference people!"
"Number six: Ugh, another super hero movie?"
"Them hero's do seem to be popular these days," Dave said.
"Number five: Mr. North's plastic surgery looks great! He look's exactly like Hebrew Pyle!"
"Number four: I wonder if they will have those goofy sound effect cards during fight scenes."
"Number three: This is just lip service to keep people tide over until a Deluxman/Fearless Ferret movie comes out."
"Number two: I just know Letterman is going to do a top ten list over this movie."
"Indeed I did! Last laugh's mine, suckers!" Dave said.
"And the number one thing overheard in line for the new Fearless Ferret movie: What do you mean this isn't the line for the new 'Space Battle' movie?"
"There you have it folks, we'll be right back with Adam West!" Dave said as the show cut away to a commercial.
