A/N: Well, I wrote this chapter on kind of a whim to celebrate the fact that I am, indeed, back in college. As stated on my profile if you've been there lately. Anyways, I hereby dedicate this chapter to all of the KP authors out there who are going back to school, be it to college or regular old school.
Disclaimer: Gah, do I have to come up with humorous disclaimers all the time? Isn't it enough that you folks know that I don't own anything associated with Kim Possible or The Late Show, which is owned by Disney and World Wide Pants, respectively? What more do you want from me?!
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Late Show host David Letterman sat up straight in his chair and looked out over the audience that had gathered before him in the famous Ed Sullivan Theater. "It's getting to be back to school time folks. Which means that those that graduated high school will starting college."
CBS Orchestra leader Paul Schaffer spoke in to his mic. "Yeah, I remember that. Man, college was a blast. All those parties and waking up in strange places with missing socks and…"
"Whoa there Paul, this is a family show!" Dave said before Paul's flashback got to detailed. "Anyways folks, our Kim Possible writer is also going off to college."
"Wait a moment, isn't he twenty-six?" Paul asked.
"What's wrong with that?" Dave asked, then continued on. "Anyways, folks, not only is our Kim Possible writer going off to school, as well as several other authors on that fanfiction dot net, but Team Possible is also going off to college."
"Oh wow! Where are they going, or do you know?" asked a very curious Paul.
"Well, no one knows for sure, but our writer, who actually knows Team Possible, has given us this," Dave said and then pulled a card off his desk and held it high in to the air. "Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."
On the audience screen, a camera zoomed by the numbers ten through one going to various points on what looked to be a generic college campus.
"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma, top ten colleges that Team Possible will not be going to," Dave said.
"But, my question was where are they going to college," Paul said.
"Well, look at it this way, Paul. This will help you narrow down the short list of colleges that Team Possible will be going to," Dave said, "Once again, top ten colleges that Team Possible will not be going to, here we go, number ten: Port Mystic Cove Haven College of Un-Technology."
"Number nine: Rodigan University of Metal Works."
"Number eight: Southern Norway Meat Cake University."
"Number seven: Go City School of Demolition."
"I've heard of that place, Team Go is suppose to teach classes there," Paul piped up.
"Really?" Dave asked and then went on.
"Number six: Middleton Advanced School of Regressive Learning."
"Number five: Yamanuchi Univesity in South Central Seattle."
"Number four: Upperton School of Lower Education."
"Number three: Lowerton College of Useless Knowledge."
"Number two: Everlot University Newforrest."
"And the number one college that Team Possible will not be going to: Disney University."
"There you have it folks, tonight's top ten list! We'll be right back with Kelly Rippa!" Dave said before the show cut away to a commercial.
