Disclaimner: I don't own Naruto I also don't own or Tsukiyomaru or Kitaisuru ni Gaara
Important: In a few chapters, I plan to have things get really weird. This is a warning. They will get weird. Very weird.
Naruto: God damn it this chapter is stupid!
Sai's Story
Sasuke's Diary
Sai was the first through the door.
"Do you really think we can find it?" Naruto asked, smiling mischievously.
"Well, we have to!" Said Sakura as she pumped her fist through the air. "Sasuke-kun asked us to."
"So is it a sign of friendship that he trusts us enough to ask us to find it for him?" Sai asked, still not sure what to make of the situation.
"Of course its a sign of friendship," Sakura answered. "It's a sign of trust too."
Naruto, Sakura, and Sai tore through the house, over turning whatever they could get their hands on.
"But we're still going to read it, right?" Naruto asked evilly.
"Of course, baka," sighed Sakura, "Why would we pass up the chance to read Sasuke's Diary."
The four had left for a mission that day. Sasuke realized something. He had forgotten his precious diary. They'd be gone for four days, far too long to be without it. So he asked a favor of his friend's. "Please retrieve it."
They had been asked to deliver some crap to some dude some where, and Sasuke dubbed himself the most fit to watch over it. He was far too important to leave the package's side. While the other's felt peeved that Sasuke's self-glorification, they felt honored to be given the all important task of retrieving the diary. Of course, they all planned to read it.
"Taju Kagebunshin no Jutsu!" Shouted Naruto, sending his shadow clones to do his dirty work. They tore through the house in an instant.
"Found it," one cried out almost immediately.
'Well, that was fast," Sakura commented. 'Damn, I wanted an excuse to go through Sasuke's underwear.'
"He's probably expecting us to find it quickly," said Naruto, dismissing his clones, "So we better hurry up and read it."
Sakura opened the book to its first page and read out loud. 'Wow, I never knew Sasuke had such girly hand writing.
Dates Omitted for Security Reasons
Dear Diary,
So, how are you? I'm not exactly sure what to write. I've never had a diary in my life. I went on another mission with my best friends today. Naruto, Sakura, and Sai. They're all so cool, but if I ever told them how cool I thought they were, that would make me look less bad-ass. And I have to look bad-ass or I'm just a whiny emo loser. And if I'm just a whiny emo loser than all the fan girls will go away.
I love my fangirls, I wish I could tell them that, but if I act interested, than they go away? Why! Girls are so damn confusing. I'll never get them. They want what they can't have, so I can't want them or they don't want me. But if I don't tell them how I feel, then I can't have the girl of my dreams! Maybe if I pretend to be using one of them while actually falling in love, that'll be okay...nah..they wouldn't like being treated like crap. What kind of girl would love a guy who treats her like crap?
...
"So he does have a heart!" Naruto exclaimed, flabbergasted by the unexpected revelation, "And he thinks we're cool! Awesome! Dattebayo!"
"So he is in love with me!" Exclaimed Sakura, interpreting the entry as she saw fit.
Sai felt it would be best not to correct her.
'But if he thinks he's being nice to girls,' Sai wondered, 'I wonder what he considers being mean?'
Dear Diary,
Oh my God! Ino smiled at me today! I love it when she does that. I wish I had the coursge to walk up to her and...
Sakura immediatly stopped reading and slumped over in the emo corner. Sai took over, reading the rest of the page out loud.
tell her I love her. She's so beautiful, I love girls with long hair, and hers is so pretty. I hope one day I'll have the courage to declare my feelings to her.
"I thought he loved me," Sakura mumbled sadly.
Sai continued on to the next page.
Dear Diary,
Went on another mission today, Naruto spent the entire time staring at Saskura's ass. I bet she'd be mad if she ever found out.
Something inside Sakura's mind snapped. "Naruto-kun," she said angrily.
To Be Continued
Sai let the chapter end there, it wasn't his best work, but it would have to do. He had wanted to put something up before visiting Naruto in the hospital. 'I hope people will enjoy the plot twist I have planned,' he thought. 'I wonder if people will even read this. There are so many diary stories out there, and they're all much funnier then mine.'
...
Tsunade sighed, Naruto had been unconscious for about a day now, and he showed no signs of improvement. While this was weighing heavily on her mind, something else was bothering her even more. Shiki had delivered some of the most shocking news she ever heard.
"This world exists withing a fanfiction," the girl had explained. "While the events in this world will for the most part, influence what the author writes, the author will have some control over what happens in the story. Essentially, he has the ability to control things to a certain extent. Worse yet, he's the one after Hinata."
"So we have to fight someone who has partial control over existence itself?" Tsunade gasped in disbelief. "But how!?"
"Your only hope lies within Naruto!"
BoogiepopShippuden sighed as his head slumped onto the laptop. "Stupid writer's block. I have so many stories to update. Damn it, I'd rather just role play." But that wasn't an option. "Maybe I should consult Tsukiyomaru and Kitaisuru ni Gaara for help. They're really good. But Tsukiyomaru's been really busy lately."
He took out his journal and began to write. "I need a nap," he said finally, walking off to his bedroom.
He didn't notice Hinata walking around the place, exploring.
'Its his computer,' thought the kunoichi, heading toward the black laptop displayed casually on the table. 'What's this?' She wondered, picking up his journal. 'Is it a diary?' She considered the possibility. Opening the note book up, she was sure she had it right, all though, to be nitpicky, it was technically a journal. 'Why does his diary have a picture of Itachi on it?' Hinata wondered, although like I said, it was actually a journal. 'Maybe if I read his diary, I'll be able to figure out what his plan is!'
Hinata ran to her room, carrying the journal.
"I can't believe I found his diary!' She thought excitedly.
But it was actually a journal.