A/N: Well, folks, I couldn't let the election slide without giving it a KP Top Ten, now could I? So here it is, and don't forget to VOTE if you haven't already and it's not to late!

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Late Show host David Letterman looked out to the audience gathered in the Ed Sullivan theater, "Folks," he said, "This election has gone on for almost two years, and tomorrow, it'll finally be over."

"And I couldn't happier," Paul Schaffer, leader of the CBS Orchestra, said.

"You and me both, Paul," Dave replied, "But, a part of me will really miss the campaign slogans. I mean, you spend two years with something, it kinda becomes a part of you."

"You sure do miss those Mitt Romney ads, don't you, Dave?" Paul asked.

"Like you wouldn't believe, Paul. Like you wouldn't believe," Dave said and then turned to a picture of Mitt Romney and gave it a long loving look.

"Dave! Dave, focus!" Paul said, trying to get Dave back on track.

"Oh, right. Now, our Kim Possible writer got an idea…a 'list bunny' as he calls them. What if someone else had ran for president?" Dave said.

"Well, isn't Barack Obama and John McCain enough?" Paul asked.

"Apparently not for this guy, because folks," Dave said and then lifted a card off his desk and held it high in the air, "here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list!"

On the audience screen, a computer animation of the numbers ten through one were shown at campaign rallies.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma: top ten campaign promises if Ron Stoppable was running for president," Dave read, "and here to present tonight's list. Ron Stoppable!"

Ron walked out from backstage to his mark on the floor, waving at the applauding mass gathered before him.

"One again, top ten campaign promises if Ron Stoppable was running for president, here we go, number ten."

"I'll put a naked mole rat in every pocket. Personally."

"Number nine."

"I'll make sure ABC fills everyone in on what's happening on 'Lost'."

"Number eight."

"The naco will be made America's official meal!"

"Man, those nacos is tasty. Number seven."

"With the economy in the toilet, I'll have Joe the Plumber pull it out."

"Number six."

"I'll make sure to get my degree from Electoral College!"

"Such high ambitions. Number five."

"My campaign's life span? Four weeks."

"Number four."

"In order to fund new energy projects, I'll make the Rose Garden available for company baseball games."

"Now that is a different way of thinking! Number three."

"I'll use my magic to solve the milk crisis in China. Wait, That's a Ron Paul campaign promise. LETTERMAN!"

"Don't blame me, I didn't write the thing. Number two."

"It will be illegal to threaten your daughter's boyfriend with black hole deep space probes."

"And the number one campaign promise if Ron Stoppable was running for president."

"Secretary of Defense? Superman!"

"There you have it folks, tonight's top ten list. We'll be right back with more from Ron Stoppable!" Dave said as the show went away to a commercial.