Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or FF dot Net

So for some reason, I can't write documents on my computer -.- But I can on FF dot Net. This means I have to use the crappy spell check that doesn't always work.

-Sighs-

I need a beta.

Hello, I am Line. I Separate the Story because Kitaisuru ni Gaara's Line Separator Won't Work and I Feel DtecnoKira Wishes to Parody that. Seriously, isn't that Stupid? This Chapter is Messed up! Now he's Writing about his own Diary? W-T-F!? (Insert Emoticon) Please, Save Yourself now and RUN! R-U-N! Click the Back Button NOW! I Mean Now! Aren't You Listening!? Wow, I Thought You Would Have Skipped Over me by Now, but You're Still Reading! Are You That Bored? Wow, You Know What, Just Stop Reading me. Seriously, Skip Over me and Either Leave Now or Read the Story, up to You. Your Choice. Wow, Don't You Have Anything to do?

Hinata frantically typed the email and sent it to as many people as she could, Neji, Shino, Kiba, Sakura, the Hokage, and her father. The content of the message was quite simple.

I'm fine, don't worry too much about me. I don't know where I'm being held, but I'm being treated quite well. The person holding me captive is named BoogiepopShippuden, apparently he's an author on Fanfiction dot Net. I was fortunate enough to get my hands on his diary, I'm going to read it to see if I can figure out what his plan is.

Tsunade was struggling to wrap her mind around everything. "So we only exist in fanfiction?" She asked.

"No," Shiki explained, "We exist outside of fanfiction, but our story is a fanfiction in another world. So while what the author of that story writes has some control over our actions, our actions have some control over what that author writes. And its not happening in real time, just to be clear. His story isn't caught up with us yet, so that gives us a slight chance to evade his powers. But his mind itself has the ability to influence events in our world. So while he will be extremely difficult to beat, he is not invincible."

"I have to tell everyone," said Tsunade, hoping someone else could make more sense of this. "Wait, what if we do nothing but boring work? Then the author will lose interest and move on, and we'll be free from his control."

"That won't work, he'll just manipulate you all into doing something interesting, like fighting a couch."

"A couch?" Asked Tsunade, raising an eyebrow.

"Don't ask," Shiki pleaded. "I've read him do it."

'What is this,' wondered Hinata, flipping through the journal. 'Most of the entries are about someone named Tsuki, no idea who he is. ITsuki this, Tsuki that, blah, blah, does it ever end? And why is this diary in Japanese anyway? Isn't BoogiepopShippuden from America?' Hinata kept reading, searching for anything that could help.'

"So why did the author choose this universe?" Tsunade asked.

"He didn't choose," Shiki explained, "the connection just happened, and he came into this universe. There was no choosing, only luck."

Tsunade appeared saddened by this revelation.

"Don't be fooled into thinking that this universe is unimportant. Many worlds affect others. Fanfiction authors talk to each other often, and affect each other through casual conversation. In a similar way, universes often cross paths and affect each other. I'm sure that BoogiepopShippuden has some plan or another to affect other worlds. It won't be dramatic, but thats his plan."

"Wait," Tsunade asked. "We're all writing our own Fanfiction. So by affecting our world, isn't he subsequently affecting all those worlds?" Tsunade asked.

"I never thought of that," Shiki admitted, "But it makes the most sense. Now the only question is, how does he wish to affect the world?"

Hinata stopped at a page that looked promising.

I read a story called Second Best by MikiStatic today. It was really good. It was about Hinata longing for Naruto while watching him from afar. Doesn't that girl understand that unless she does something, she'll never be anything but second best. Sakura will always be Naruto's number one unless Hinata can do something about it! God Hinata, tell him how you feel!

'I wish I could,' she thought sadly, blushing at the thought.

So, I read the room by elemental chaos. Its about characters talking to their inner selves. It seems really good, but chaos-san needs to update soon. Maybe more reviews would help.

It wasn't nearly as important as she'd hoped, so Hinata turned the page again.

Spidey3000 needs to update Legend of the Icy Hot Ninja soon. I'm going crazy. I can't wait until he starts Icha Icha Bloodlines a Kekei Genkai that makes people lust after each other? ROFLMBBO

Hinata assumed that ROFLMBBO stood for Rolling on floor laughing my bum bum off.

She kept searching for something important. Finally, she founfd it.

Naruto struggled to breath. He had gained the upper hand agaionst his clone for a few moments, but soon found himself on the receiving end of a series of painful attacks.

"You can't win," laughed the clone. "I'm you, but better."

Naruto clenched his fists together. "Oh yeah?"

Hello, I am Line. I Separate the Story because Kitaisuru ni Gaara's Line Separator Won't Work and I Feel DtecnoKira Wishes to Parody that. Seriously, isn't that Stupid? This Chapterwas short wasn't it? Nothing important happened at all.

Hello, I am To Be Continued.

I tell you the story is not over so you know there will be a next chapter.