Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Gah, writer's block!
Remind me to fix the founfd it typo in the last chapter.
Oh and I know interactive stories aren't allowed, but I can't decide between LeeTen and NejiTen.
Please help!
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Itachi stared at the blank screen, unsure what to type.
God I hope this hasn't been done before...but I'm sure it has.
Itachi's Poem
The only one I ever loved
I held deep in my heart
A sacred space I kept for you
Is now tearing me apart
I think of you as I do this
Thing I wish not but that I must
I pray one day you recover from
The broken shattered trust
Blood stains my hands
Grief stains my soul
And now your heart
Is an empty hole
I am so sorry but I
Have no one else to blame
I am the only one
Who caused you this suffering and shame
I hope one day soon
You will grow strong
So that you may slay me
and right this horrid wrong
My dearest Sasuke though it pains me so
I hope you never learn the truth of this all
For surely then
You would fall
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Itachi looked at the poem, unsure wether or not to send it. An account had already been set up for him, so there was no two day waiting period to worry about, but it seemed cheesy.
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Naruto and his clone ran at each other, swinging their fists. Both punches met, and their was an obvious winner. Pain shot up the real Naruto's arm, causing him to involuntarily for a split second, long enough for the clone to get behind him.
"Rasengan!"
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Itachi blunk for a moment, then sent his work, hoping people would be kind.
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A young boy watched over the hidden leaf village from a distance. His short brown hair was a mess, and so were his torn clothes, a yellow turtle neck with rips and tears, and blue jeans with many patched. He was only twelve, yet their was something sinister about him. "So this is where Shiki is."
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So what, I need like, 700 more words?? Damn it!
Naruto: Quit complaining!
Sakura: Yeah, get a life.
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Shikamaru still couldn't believe what Mimi was asking him to do. "I have to what?"
"Instead of actually writing fanfiction, you have to help make it. You're going to play matchmaker!" Mimi answered with a smile. "But we have our priorities, you've gotta figure out how to shove Tenten with one of her teammates. Its up to you to decide who though.
"But, I can't decide something like that!" Shikamaru protested.
"Maybe you should let fans decide," suggested Mimi.
"You mean with a poll?" Shikamaru asked, "That could work, but I think I'll try writing some fanfiction first, some NejiTen and LeeTen, and see how it works. Maybe then I'll do a poll."
Mimi let out a sigh. "Fine, just be quick though. We need you guys to hook up soon."
"Why?" Shikamaru asked lazily.
"Well you see," though Mimi did explain it, this is where I cut off and leave you hanging.
:p Nothin' you can do about it!
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BoogiepopShippuden sighed. The plan was working perfectly, but the waiting game was killer. How long would it take?
Not to mention his favorite authors hadn't updated in a while.
Spidey still had writer's block, Tsuki was busy. Sure Sei or whatever the hell her name was at the moment was updating a lot, but those chapters were all really short. 'And people complain about how little I write. At least they don't have to wait a month just for me to update...speaking of that, once the reader's get this far, I wonder how much more breaking of the fourth wall they'll be able to take.'
He wasn't referencing the actual wall, just the metaphorical wall. The one he loved to break in this story...oh hell, we know its a self insert at this point, should I just call him me? Nah, that would feel to awkward on my end.
So as BoogiepopShippuden continued to do pointless things to increase the chapter length, he let out a sigh. 'At this point, Hinata should have found my journal. I hope she reads it. If not, I can always influence her.' BoogiepopShippuden lazily turned on his computer, hoping for interesting news.
"Why do they always post when I'm offline?"
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Hinata continued reading the journal. "Thois is what they're planning?" She gasped in horror. "I have to warn Naruto."
Hello, I am Line. I am back. Sorry this chapter was so short, but DtecnoKira needs to go now, and it is important that he submit this before tomorrow. To extend the length of the chapter, we bring you POINTLESS FILLER
Fourth Hokage: Naruto, I have something to tell you.
Naruto: Dadyy? You're alive.
Fourth Hokage: Wait, you knew?
Naruto: Duhttebayo!
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Sakura: Naruto, Hinata loves you, I love Sasuke...even a dobe like you should be able to figure out waht to do.
Naruto: Chase after you pointlessly and endlessly?
Sakura: Dobe!
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Sasuke: I'm not emo, I'm misunderstood.
Sai: Do you even have a penis?
Sasuke: Wanna see?
Sai:...okay.
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