Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or FF dot Net

I still have writer's block for that damn Truth or Dare Story!

So ummmm I now have an account on fictionpress. So I may be a bit busy, and this could mean less updates.

Sai's Story

Sasuke's Diary

Sakura cracked her knuckles angrily, glaring at Naruto with murderous intent. "Naruto?"

"Sa-sa-Sakura-chan, calm down, I promise I never looked at your butt, Sasuke must have been imagining thing! Despite his protests, Naruto was viciously clobbered by an angry kunoichi. "Please, show some mercy!" He begged. It was all in vain.

Sai ignored the fight between his friends and continued reading Sasuke's diary.

Dear Diary,

I'm tired of blue, blue is boring. At least it isn't as bad as pink. Pink is really starting to annoy me. I mean, before, it used to be a color that I just didn't like. Now I HATE it. Its because of Sakura and that stupid pink hair! Its annoying! I wish she would dye it something reasonable, like blond. Now blond is a good hair color, I like blondes. Blondes with long hair are the prettiest.

Sakura stopped pummeling Naruto, the sadness in her heart began to well up, bringing a single tear to her eye.

Naruto began to plot his next move. 'Yes, this means that Sasuke doesn't like Sakura, so she'll be sad, and I can comfort her and make her mine!'

Inner Sakura snapped. "That's it, once we get back from the mission, that Ino pig is MINE! She'll pay for this!"

Sai looked up from the diary for a moment. "Pay for what? Being blond? Isn't that her natural color?"

"You're a genius Sai!" Sakura said happily. "All I have to do is dye Ino's hair pink, then dye mine blond, and Sasuke-kun will love me! He'll have no choice but to love me."

Sai turned back to the diary.

Dear Diary

I really want to ask Ino out, she's so beautiful. But every time I try I just get sick. I have trouble talking to pretty girls, I get so nervous I feel like I'm going to vomit. Talking to Sakura is much easier, I think its because she looks like a boy.

Sakura hung her head low in shame.

Dear Diary

I thought Naruto might be getting stronger, but he proved me wrong today. I had to save his ass again! I'm starting to wonder if he even has a (Bleep)!

Steam began to pour out of Naruto's ear. "What! Why is everyone obsessed with my (Bleep!?)"

Dear Diary

I had another nightmare about Orochimaru. I swear to God, the entire time I was there, I thought he was planning to rape me in the middle of the night! That dude is such a pedophile! I bet Kabuto has to use jutsu in the bedroom just to keep Orochimaru interested. Those two are sooo gay for each other.

"Can't deny that," said Naruto.

"Agreed," Sakura added.

"Definitely," Sai finished.

Sasuke sat under the shade of a tree, watching the birds fly in the sky. 'I wonder how long those idiots will take to get back with my diary,' he wondered. 'I bet they're all reading it right now, and they're probably too stupid to figure out that its all a lie.'

Sai posted the next chapter of his story, hoping the plot twist would entertain readers.

While he was online, he checked out his reviews for his Interview story. Just as expected, OrochimaruisNotgay, had left a flame.

OrochimaruisNOTgay

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(Translated for your convenience)

What is wrong with you? You are stupid. Orochimaru is not gay!

Sai laughed at the flame. Now began the wait, soon OrochimaruisNOTgay would read the new chapter of Sasuke's diary and see the jokes about Orochimaru there. Surely this would enrage him.

Sai couldn't contain his excitement.

Naruto lay on his back, having been beaten to the ground by his clone.

"You can't win," said the other Naruto. "I am better than you in every way. You'll die, and you'll let all your friends down. Everyone who is counting on you will be disappointed. Especially poor Hinata-chan, she's counting on you to save her, you know."

Naruto quickly forced himself to his feet. "That's right, Hinata's in danger, that's why I cannot lose," he boasted.

The path was dark, with little light to illuminate the way. An orange haired boy walked in the darkness, trying to make out his path. A girl with short black hair followed closely. They were both dressed in black robes; shihakuso.

"Hurry up, Ichigo," complained the girl.

"I'm going as fast as I can, Rukia. I can barely see. Why do we even need to do this anyway?"

"Because a friend asked us."

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach

TO BE CONTINUED!

Crap this is still to short.

I have an idea, lets continue the story right now.

Orochimaru let the hot water run over his naked body. The steam felt so relaxing. The bathroom door creaked open as Kabuto stepped inside.

"Master Orochimaru, you have a private message from an author named BoogiepopShippuden."

Orochimaru slowly turned to his young partner. "Kabuto," he said slowly, before speaking at full speed. "This is why even the Yaoi haters call us both gay! Why do you always have to spy on me in the showere?"

"Well, I am your doctor. Its not like I don't see you naked all the time."

To be continued

Oh dear God, I really need to end Naruto's fight with himself. Who do you guys want to win? Naruto or Naruto?

J/K

Anyway, maybe I should do a preview or something?

Next time on Naruto Online--Actually, I have no clue whats going to happen.

I have serious writer's block with the truth or dare! Any advice?